Fak

That bottom picture he’s uploaded looks like a daytime game as well.

Erm, why?

Woodman's red card last night. https://x.com/_OnTheConcourse/status/1861539469192519807

You've done something seriously wrong if you're in a conversation with Brendan Rogers and he's the one not looking like a knacker.

Bloody hell I thought he was about 24.

Think Akanji has been a bit of a steal for the fee they paid for him.

For goodness sake. Thought the games tonight looked pretty meh so decided to watch the latest episode of Day of the Jackal.

1-1. Quality equaliser.

1-0 Pulisic. Again.

Always throught he looked steady away for us up until last night. Nothing flash, pretty ordinary but filled in and did an ok job here and there. But last night was terrible, for both goals in particular. think he’s looked better at lb.

Plenty of lasses on Facebook in the area that do lips, fillers and eyebrows. Shouldn't be a problem.

He'd be perfect to model our NUFC Xmas dressing gown collection.

Emmanuel Rivieire scored 2x there and Dummett in the same game once. It was a cup game like but if they can do it then so can our current lot.

Reckon he'd have settled for a club that needs to sell before they can buy? (apparently)

We'll probably play well, win, beat Liverpool, beat Brentford and then lose 0-2 at home to Leicester.

Who the fuck is Andy Irving

Can’t help but feel like Carragher has gone full Partridge in the last 20 mins.

Peter O’Drury iirc

As long as he hits the onion bag that's the main thing.

Correctamundo: The correct order is B-C-E-D-A B: A player records a hat-trick of assists in a Premier League game (Tommy Wright vs Leeds August 1992) C: The first Premier League headed hat-trick is scored (Duncan Ferguson vs Bolton December 1997) E: Ian Wright scores his final Premier League goal (April 1999) D: Chelsea name the first ever ‘foreign XI’ in a Premier League game (December 1999) A: David Beckham unveils his shaved head at Filbert Street (March 2000)

A - Correct B - I guess they have been yep. C - Around that time yep, but not those players. D - Incorrect. E - Close.

Getting closer.

I feel like my bottom has been violated taking part in that one.Here's (hopefully) a simpler one: Put these Premier League moments in chronological order (from oldest to most recent): A: David Beckham unveils his shaved head at Filbert Street B: A player records a hat-trick of assists in a Premier League game C: The first Premier League headed hat-trick is scored D: Chelsea name the first ever ‘foreign XI’ in a Premier League game E: Ian Wright scores his final Premier League goal

Debuchy?