Fak

Looks like its been mashed together and worn by a turnip. We took a few stuffings in that too.

Adrian Chiles has morphed into Roy Hodgson it appears at Liam Paynes funeral.

This thread has taken quite the turn. And its a lot better for it.

I just get it from the off license and microwave it for 30 seconds comes out a winner every time.

Yav never lived.

May as well hoy a tin of baked beans in and lavish it brown sauce. All washed down with a Fosters.

I'd make a giant yorkshire pudding and use it as a plate with the pigs and blankets and roasties inside it.

Got to have some roast potatoes to go with the meat.

"I know its a question many fans will want to know, when will you be back at St. James' Park?"

NUFC.com saying he's told fans (presumably out in Saudi) he's in line to play v. West Ham: Team: Sven Botman and Jamaal Lascelles remain out, with Emil Krafth joining them on the sick list. The availability of Kieran Trippier is tbc, but Callum Wilson has told fans that he's in line to play his first game of the season against West Ham.

Neither penalties were soft like.

Next time you see me just give me a nudge and say hello

So what’s a goblin then?

Whatever, lads. I'm off out with Will & Toby to watch it with a few jars of IPA and then we're going to burn £50 notes in front of the homeless.

Ah. The spirit of Christmas. A tenner in to the Gateshead game.

Definitely not the right thread for this but ignoring Englands hammering off the South Africans in a couple of hours time, France vs. New Zealand in the Autumns Nations should be a belter.

This?

Even the keeper kit is nice.

Romas

Kazenga LuaLua signed for Hartlepool.

Does he do repairs? Got a massively ruined 95/96 original that did have Asprilla on the back and a brown ale badge on the front. No longer does thanks to the tumble dryer

From the Fail Daily mind: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-14084953/Roman-Kemp-Gary-Lineker-Match-Day.html