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Howay the lads! Win and get UCL.

Yes sir

I thought Joelinton was meant to be on the bench? Shock, littlemans was wrong.

Sound craic

Burn?

Just saw two magpies. I believe. Howay the lads.

The two worst accounts on X. Magnificent.

https://www.newcastleunited.com/en/news/howe-were-where-we-need-to-be-at-the-moment-but-you-cant-relax-for-a-second Good read. The boss.

Again here to complain about no UK TV. Travesty. Fuck off Sky.

I really need us to win this.

Can we have a moratorium on posting Joel Bland tweets?

Aye, Sheff Utd can’t win a playoff final to save their lives.

The two free drinks is evidence of a shit tonne of back stock they need to get rid of, probably.

Good start to the article.

If Lascelles was to leave this summer, I’d make him club captain.

Can’t even get a game for Everton. Not for me, boss.

https://www.newcastleunited.com/en/news/dan-burn-extends-newcastle-united-stay-until-2027 New contract until 2027

I’d hope the third season is better than the second where they finished 17th.

Noon hopefully.

There he is.

£5 from every adult home, away, and third kit sold before the end of August being donated to the Foundation. Great news.

The launch is low-key, eh? Where’s the hype video?

https://www.newcastleunited.com/en/news/2025-26-newcastle-united-home-kit Being worn on Sunday against Everton.

I’m a big fan of it. Well done Adidas.

https://www.nytimes.com/athletic/6371934/2025/05/23/onas-gutierrez-interview-newcastle/?source=user_shared_article Lovely read