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He’s not very good, will probably not be cheap and was statistically the second worst player in front of goal last season. Options? What options?

I don’t say this lightly when I say I’d rather die.

DCL leaving Everton. Please don’t do this, Newcastle. One good season five years ago shouldn’t mask that he is garbage.

It’s so dry I’d even welcome a Luke Edwards nonsense tweet.

Please let him join Everton and be shite there instead.

Probably but giving fans a hint of a deadline for announcements/news and completely blowing through them will lead to (my) frustration.

Pedro + Elanga + Trafford + Thiaw before jetting off to Japan please. One big sale to mitigate any PSR nonsense.

Joel Bland speaking and littlemans reply? Would send me into a death spiral.

Paul Mitchell didn’t have to die for this. Find somebody abroad.

Outrageous if we pay that

Keeping him around certainly doesn’t scream elite, does it?

https://www.newcastleunited.com/en/news/uniteds-backroom-boys Good read

Unlikely to see any movement on it for a while. Would imagine the new CEO (whenever they get announced) will lead on a new DoF.

https://www.nytimes.com/athletic/6404742/2025/06/06/newcastle-squad-audit-summer-2025/?source=user_shared_article (https://archive.ph/x2PXF) Our squad depth is… something. Really is a massive summer coming up.

I like to think I played a part in this. If I hadn’t mentioned it to @HawK in the Longstaff topic who knows if the scouts would have clued on.

And ban anybody who uses it.

They sponsor us to be fair.

I think it means we are fucking back.

Truly is my favourite time of year.

Hopefully the new Director of Football and Academy Manager steady the ship. Really need the club to get its act together on this new training ground, for everybody.

https://www.newcastleunited.com/en/news/rachel-furness-announces-retirement Furness has announced her retirement.

Krafth benefits from playing a handful of games a year. Anything more than that and it’ll become evident he is painfully average.

If Lascelles or Krafth ever have to start a run of games after this summer, the club have failed massively.

We are so back