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“Saudi super stadium” lmao No agenda there, though.

Today feels like a good day to announce some good news @NUFC.

Thanks! Hopefully new CEO is in soon but doesn’t sound like it if Eales is to take on extra responsibility. Would have imagined the new CEO would have lead on the new Mitchell replacement too.

What was the executive update?

Owt happening?

Can’t even get his height correct so I’m supposed to believe this? Fuck off, Luke.

Never not impressed that a thread got to (at least) page 365 for a player not employed by Newcastle United.

Tuchel OUT.

Not really, looks like the Reuben brothers have recently created an Instagram account and their profile is showing the companies in their portfolio.

Glad that Graeme Bailey has not been right about a single thing in his journalistic career.

Before it descends into chaos, he isn’t 6ft6.

@Rich

Should probably be concentrating on getting that new CEO in the door first, right?

Oh fuck please god no

Newcastle United keeping deadline day alive. Love to see it.

Aye, we’ll see…

Not sure I see the appeal of Ramsey. Can somebody enlighten me?

Kjetil Knutsen stinks of a Brentford manager.

He’s not very good, will probably not be cheap and was statistically the second worst player in front of goal last season. Options? What options?

I don’t say this lightly when I say I’d rather die.

DCL leaving Everton. Please don’t do this, Newcastle. One good season five years ago shouldn’t mask that he is garbage.

It’s so dry I’d even welcome a Luke Edwards nonsense tweet.

Please let him join Everton and be shite there instead.