Toon1984

Legs have gone. Saudi bound.

I wouldn’t get too attached to your bollocks. Even Dino Zoff had done f*ck all at Trafford’s age.

Never been to London then?

Right, so that’s Elanga and Garnacho too expensive/aren’t good enough. So what about this Yamal kid at Barca? We have a manager with a proven record of (greatly) improving most of his players and a scouting team that has consistently identified players that have gone on to improve, whether we signed them or not. It’s great to debate the merits and values of potential signings but once we actually go after a player, you’d be brave to be disappointed if we sign him.

There’s Elanga, and there’s Elanga trained by Eddie Howe. Got to trust our manager’s judgement - only he knows how he wants to play him and will have a good idea of what he can do.

Wokists, try to develop a sense of humor (impossible).

How dare you. This is the mackem slayer we’re talking about.

City?

Reports in Brazil - Igor Jesus has signed for Forest from Botafogo (sorry if old news). I have doubts he will transition well to the PL.

I get the impression that a few words have been removed from the end of that sentence (perhaps the first one was ‘pile’).

Whiiiizzzz……… plop……

Since PSR was introduced. I’d love us to sign Bowen for footballing reasons and I agree he’d be a good fit. But, due to the beloved PSR, it would likely be a big mistake. He’s bound for one of those badly run clubs who p*ss money up the wall but can still spend whatever they want on whoever they want.

When I first saw the headline it was a case of WTF? but now it does appear to be a genuinely amicable separation and with little/no predicted adverse affect on the plan for this window. All leaves me asking the question: why is he leaving? The only guess I can make is that due to Eddie’s outstanding performance again this season there could be some ‘going over Mitchell’s head’ between EH and Eales/PIF? Mitchell always comes across well in interviews but as mentioned above, some internet crackpot ITK is far more believable than the true source itself for information for many people.

Without knowing any details at all, why was a car able to get near the crowd by the police. Have we not had enough of these incidents yet to have learnt the lesson?

It is ambiguous. The ball was between his hands (but not touching both at the same time). It should say ‘between 2 hands and in contact with both, simultaneously’.