madras Posted December 23, 2007 Share Posted December 23, 2007 Ah, he's a young sportsman, full of energy. He's cracked one off to some bird on the internet (incidentally, her explanation of how she figured he must be a footballer and worked out who he is is ridiculous). I watched him stick about 10 quality crosses into the Arsenal box today. He can w*** himself into next week as far as I'm concerned so long as he continues in that purple vein. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragon55544 Posted December 23, 2007 Share Posted December 23, 2007 I love how it's always the players' faults and they are always the disgusting and sickening ones, no mention of the stupid little tarts who allow these things to happen? Yea i agree but i think the paper are ripping into him and not her because as a professional footballer he is meant to be a role model, He is meant to set a good example so roasting a bird in the toilets and filming it on your phone then sharing it with your mates is seen as sleazy, the papers expect expect all players to be like Owen or Scholes, family men. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
LooneyToonArmy Posted December 23, 2007 Share Posted December 23, 2007 It's clearly Richards, KD. And even if they weren't sure, you reckon the paper would take a chance on "all blacks look the same" and chance a libel suit? Howay. I think they would have learnt their lesson from the Ashley Cole business last year unless they like being sued Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Spectrum Posted December 23, 2007 Share Posted December 23, 2007 Its Ishmael Miller btw. The pal. I must say, I'm thoroughly sickened by the whole thing. Sickened! Consenting adults having sex! Whatever next?!?! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wullie Posted December 23, 2007 Share Posted December 23, 2007 What I don't get is the attraction with doing it in front of/with your mates or worse, watching them doing it while you toss yourself off. No thank you very much. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
stozo Posted December 23, 2007 Share Posted December 23, 2007 I really couldn't care less what footballers get up to off the field. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decky Posted December 23, 2007 Share Posted December 23, 2007 NOTW website really is fucking trash Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
brummie Posted December 23, 2007 Share Posted December 23, 2007 What I don't get is the attraction with doing it in front of/with your mates or worse, watching them doing it while you toss yourself off. No thank you very much. Exactly. It is highly homoerotic. The idea of one of my mates standing stark bollock naked and sporting a hard on at the other end of some ropey pissed up skank is about as much of a turn on as looking up to see Margaret Thatcher rear-ending Christopher Biggins with a strap-on. Nein danke. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clay Posted December 23, 2007 Share Posted December 23, 2007 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
GG Posted December 23, 2007 Share Posted December 23, 2007 Exactly. It is highly homoerotic. The idea of one of my mates standing stark bollock naked and sporting a hard on at the other end of some ropey pissed up skank is about as much of a turn on as looking up to see Margaret Thatcher rear-ending Christopher Biggins with a strap-on. Nein danke. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ToonMonty Posted December 24, 2007 Share Posted December 24, 2007 Exactly. It is highly homoerotic. The idea of one of my mates standing stark bollock naked and sporting a hard on at the other end of some ropey pissed up skank is about as much of a turn on as looking up to see Margaret Thatcher rear-ending Christopher Biggins with a strap-on. Nein danke. Post of the year for me, first time I've laughed out loud in the office for ages Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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