Taylor Swift Posted May 5, 2008 Share Posted May 5, 2008 Man, Viduka is slow, shit and incapable of making a pass. If we had anyone else better than him playing, we'd be dominating this game. Every ball launched up is coming back towards us because Viduka's too slow to get into position to challenge it and/or he cannot jump high enough to challenge Terry and Carvalho, so it's really restricted the way we can counter-attack them to just the ball in behind to Martins. It's like we're playing with 10 men here. Even though we're doing fine and had a great spell to end the half, imagine how much better it could have been if we had someone other than Viduka (who would actually contribute)? I'd actually put Smith in there because he'll win a few headers and at least he'll run around more. Viduka's just been totally off the pace today and thus, out of the game. Even when the ball goes into his feet, he gives away. And that's supposed to be his forte or summat. It's like he's trying to pull off a shit impersonation of Alan Smith. And he's been successful. well you got your wish I'm KK in the making. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baggio Posted May 5, 2008 Share Posted May 5, 2008 If Smith moves around he'll offer more in this half than Viduka did in the first, he can't do much worse anyway because Viduka was hardly in the game. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
jarralad Posted May 5, 2008 Share Posted May 5, 2008 who was that on the pitch at half-time? Some young boxer i think? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Luc Posted May 5, 2008 Share Posted May 5, 2008 If Smith moves around he'll offer more in this half than Viduka did in the first, he can't do much worse anyway because Viduka was hardly in the game. He'll get a yellow card anyway. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Luc Posted May 5, 2008 Share Posted May 5, 2008 Malouda Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taylor Swift Posted May 5, 2008 Share Posted May 5, 2008 Smith loses the ball with his second touch Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
NoU Posted May 5, 2008 Share Posted May 5, 2008 Man, Viduka is slow, shit and incapable of making a pass. If we had anyone else better than him playing, we'd be dominating this game. Every ball launched up is coming back towards us because Viduka's too slow to get into position to challenge it and/or he cannot jump high enough to challenge Terry and Carvalho, so it's really restricted the way we can counter-attack them to just the ball in behind to Martins. It's like we're playing with 10 men here. Even though we're doing fine and had a great spell to end the half, imagine how much better it could have been if we had someone other than Viduka (who would actually contribute)? I'd actually put Smith in there because he'll win a few headers and at least he'll run around more. Viduka's just been totally off the pace today and thus, out of the game. Even when the ball goes into his feet, he gives away. And that's supposed to be his forte or summat. It's like he's trying to pull off a shit impersonation of Alan Smith. And he's been successful. well you got your wish I'm KK in the making. Let's get you on the field then Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dokko Posted May 5, 2008 Share Posted May 5, 2008 Smith loses the ball with his second touch He's improving then. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keefaz Posted May 5, 2008 Share Posted May 5, 2008 Can't really get the ball at the minute. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Bonk Posted May 5, 2008 Share Posted May 5, 2008 Cole and Lampard warming up. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taylor Swift Posted May 5, 2008 Share Posted May 5, 2008 Man, Viduka is slow, shit and incapable of making a pass. If we had anyone else better than him playing, we'd be dominating this game. Every ball launched up is coming back towards us because Viduka's too slow to get into position to challenge it and/or he cannot jump high enough to challenge Terry and Carvalho, so it's really restricted the way we can counter-attack them to just the ball in behind to Martins. It's like we're playing with 10 men here. Even though we're doing fine and had a great spell to end the half, imagine how much better it could have been if we had someone other than Viduka (who would actually contribute)? I'd actually put Smith in there because he'll win a few headers and at least he'll run around more. Viduka's just been totally off the pace today and thus, out of the game. Even when the ball goes into his feet, he gives away. And that's supposed to be his forte or summat. It's like he's trying to pull off a shit impersonation of Alan Smith. And he's been successful. well you got your wish I'm KK in the making. Let's get you on the field then Too old. My legs are gone. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Luc Posted May 5, 2008 Share Posted May 5, 2008 Harper should be first GK next year, only because of that great head-bang when kicking a bal from the ground Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
afar Posted May 5, 2008 Share Posted May 5, 2008 Strange, being at work I'm kind of stuck with just watching the text commentary from the beeb. Despite all the optomism here, on there they are saying it's very scrapy, woeful shooting and Chelsea have cruised throught the first 45. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keefaz Posted May 5, 2008 Share Posted May 5, 2008 Taylor's had a smashing game so far. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Bonk Posted May 5, 2008 Share Posted May 5, 2008 Giving away a lot of possession so far. Defence look up for it, though. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keefaz Posted May 5, 2008 Share Posted May 5, 2008 All Chelsea at the minute. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
chicago_shearer Posted May 5, 2008 Share Posted May 5, 2008 Alan Smith is the anti-football. Bring him on and things just crumble. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dokko Posted May 5, 2008 Share Posted May 5, 2008 Strange, being at work I'm kind of stuck with just watching the text commentary from the beeb. Despite all the optomism here, on there they are saying it's very scrapy, woeful shooting and Chelsea have cruised throught the first 45. Both sides have done fuk all apart from the goal line clearance from Terry. 2nd half chelsea have dominated, only a matter of time if we don't step it up. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Posted May 5, 2008 Share Posted May 5, 2008 Haven't really gotten going offensively this half. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
colinmk Posted May 5, 2008 Share Posted May 5, 2008 This will be a real test for the team, chelsea have come out a different team/ Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dokko Posted May 5, 2008 Share Posted May 5, 2008 Taylor's had a smashing game so far. Needs to be sold asap. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
thomas Posted May 5, 2008 Share Posted May 5, 2008 Shocker. Smith comes on and we turn to shit. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keefaz Posted May 5, 2008 Share Posted May 5, 2008 78% possession for Chelsea. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Bonk Posted May 5, 2008 Share Posted May 5, 2008 We're looking well fucked here. Chelsea have kicked up about 1000%. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keefaz Posted May 5, 2008 Share Posted May 5, 2008 I wish Smith would fuck off. We don't need another midfielder, man. Or defender as he is at the minute. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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