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Would we all need to bring prayer mats to the match in future (for half time)?

 

No but camel might be on the menu for the feast of Ramadan.

 

Good, catering in the ground has been rank rotten for too long. Time to get some nice shwarma in the kiosks. And plenty mint tea as well.

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I'm sorry guys, but I'm not actually the newcastle united fan I have claimed to be. I lied for good reasons though. I've been posing as a football fan on many club forums for a TV show centred on clubs in dire situations. The show is called the secret billionaire. My real name is Bill, I own a succesfull software company you may have heard of, and I'd like to give you £450million to buy your football club.

 

You need to get out more.

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Dennis Wise just asked to be my friend on Facebook.

 

Come on then, which one of you is it? My RL friends aren't that wacky.

 

If they're anything like you then they probably are.

 

You try to be 'zany' far more than I do to be fair.

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Dennis Wise just asked to be my friend on Facebook.

 

Come on then, which one of you is it? My RL friends aren't that wacky.

 

If they're anything like you then they probably are.

 

You try to be 'zany' far more than I do to be fair.

 

Ouch.

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Dennis Wise just asked to be my friend on Facebook.

 

Come on then, which one of you is it? My RL friends aren't that wacky.

 

If they're anything like you then they probably are.

 

You try to be 'zany' far more than I do to be fair.

 

Ouch.

 

Just making a point.

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Good, catering in the ground has been rank rotten for too long. Time to get some nice shwarma in the kiosks. And plenty mint tea as well.

 

Jokes aside, the food in Dubai is the best I've ever tasted.

 

Rob W always cooks a better meal while flying when doing cabin duties in the Middle East.

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Dennis Wise just asked to be my friend on Facebook.

 

Come on then, which one of you is it? My RL friends aren't that wacky.

 

If they're anything like you then they probably are.

 

You try to be 'zany' far more than I do to be fair.

 

Ouch.

 

Just making a point.

 

Get yourself a cocktail stick and you'd have another point. :pow:

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They've been worried about them for years, they still can't get them out.

 

I can't believe the level I've brought this serious thread down to.

 

It's went down like a Muslim in a pork store. (See what I did there?)

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