awful dirty mackems v Newcastle United, Saturday 25th October

[Incognito]

I'd just started comp the season Shearer missed the penalty and had this bitch of an RE teacher that was a mackem.  She proceeded to f***ing write 2-1 on the board in massive numbers and got other mackems in the class to sing "2-1".  The same fucker also once also asked "who's a Newcastle fan?" and those that put their hand up weren't allowed to go for dinner when the bell went, she kept us back for 5 f***ing minutes and let sunderland/other clubs/non football fans go, meaning we were at the back of the queue.  She was also a f***ing psychopath, so we couldn't really say anything.  (on a sidenote she once gave me a bollocking for swearing.  I asked someone for a sheet, and she was adament I said s***.  She also phoned my parents personally to say she was appalled by my common assessment mark on Judaism.  She also accussed a history teacher and head of year of nicking whiteboard pens from the humanities department)

 

Its f***ing bitches like this that really make me despise mackems.

 

Still a rumour doing the rounds a few years later was that her boyfriend was decapitated in a car accident and that she'd turned lesbian.  Unfortunate considering she was already a mackem.

what a line.....WHAT AN ABSOLUTLY BRILLIANT LINE

 

Although,to be fair,WBCP has always been more anti-Sopurs than the rest of us anti-semitic bastards!

[madras]

I'd see all this stuff about Sunderland fans gloating so much when they win, as a sign they clearly know Newcastle are a bigger club.

 

I think you're right but it isn't just about football, they know we have a better city.

 

I was arguing with the Everton fan at work today about how it's a much bigger rivalry than the Merseyside, Manchester or North London derbies because it's not just about football, not in a bad way like the Old Firm and their religious rubbish but in a good way about civic pride. I work on the Quayside and when walking towards the Tyne Bridge today with the sun shining behind it, I could feel that pride and the will to better them tomorrow surging through me.

 

Newcastle is and always will be the greatest city in this area and the fact that our football club is bigger and better just enrages the inbreds even more.

it's true. the only thing that could compare would be if manchester had one team and liverpool had one team.

[Incognito]

I'd see all this stuff about Sunderland fans gloating so much when they win, as a sign they clearly know Newcastle are a bigger club.

 

I think you're right but it isn't just about football, they know we have a better city.

 

I was arguing with the Everton fan at work today about how it's a much bigger rivalry than the Merseyside, Manchester or North London derbies because it's not just about football, not in a bad way like the Old Firm and their religious rubbish but in a good way about civic pride. I work on the Quayside and when walking towards the Tyne Bridge today with the sun shining behind it, I could feel that pride and the will to better them tomorrow surging through me.

 

Newcastle is and always will be the greatest city in this area and the fact that our football club is bigger and better just enrages the inbreds even more.

 

We could never sit in the same area of a ground a la bin dippers-theres is so much more a "friendly" rivalry,as for Mancs,that aint really a Derby is it,they come from opposite sides of the globe,and some closer.

[WarrenBartonCentrePartin]

I'd just started comp the season Shearer missed the penalty and had this bitch of an RE teacher that was a mackem.  She proceeded to f***ing write 2-1 on the board in massive numbers and got other mackems in the class to sing "2-1".  The same fucker also once also asked "who's a Newcastle fan?" and those that put their hand up weren't allowed to go for dinner when the bell went, she kept us back for 5 f***ing minutes and let sunderland/other clubs/non football fans go, meaning we were at the back of the queue.  She was also a f***ing psychopath, so we couldn't really say anything.  (on a sidenote she once gave me a bollocking for swearing.  I asked someone for a sheet, and she was adament I said s***.  She also phoned my parents personally to say she was appalled by my common assessment mark on Judaism.  She also accussed a history teacher and head of year of nicking whiteboard pens from the humanities department)

 

Its f***ing bitches like this that really make me despise mackems.

 

Still a rumour doing the rounds a few years later was that her boyfriend was decapitated in a car accident and that she'd turned lesbian.  Unfortunate considering she was already a mackem.

what a line.....WHAT AN ABSOLUTLY BRILLIANT LINE

 

Although,to be fair,WBCP has always been more anti-Sopurs than the rest of us anti-semitic bastards!

 

I'd see all this stuff about Sunderland fans gloating so much when they win, as a sign they clearly know Newcastle are a bigger club.

 

I think you're right but it isn't just about football, they know we have a better city.

 

I was arguing with the Everton fan at work today about how it's a much bigger rivalry than the Merseyside, Manchester or North London derbies because it's not just about football, not in a bad way like the Old Firm and their religious rubbish but in a good way about civic pride. I work on the Quayside and when walking towards the Tyne Bridge today with the sun shining behind it, I could feel that pride and the will to better them tomorrow surging through me.

 

Newcastle is and always will be the greatest city in this area and the fact that our football club is bigger and better just enrages the inbreds even more.

 

We could never sit in the same area of a ground a la bin dippers-theres is so much more a "friendly" rivalry,as for Mancs,that aint really a Derby is it,they come from opposite sides of the globe,and some closer.

yup.  A mackem mate reckoned that the amount of tickets we get compared to the amount actually available in their away end means about 900 are taken up for segregation.  This seems alot, but he might be right.

[Wullie]

I'd see all this stuff about Sunderland fans gloating so much when they win, as a sign they clearly know Newcastle are a bigger club.

 

I think you're right but it isn't just about football, they know we have a better city.

 

I was arguing with the Everton fan at work today about how it's a much bigger rivalry than the Merseyside, Manchester or North London derbies because it's not just about football, not in a bad way like the Old Firm and their religious rubbish but in a good way about civic pride. I work on the Quayside and when walking towards the Tyne Bridge today with the sun shining behind it, I could feel that pride and the will to better them tomorrow surging through me.

 

Newcastle is and always will be the greatest city in this area and the fact that our football club is bigger and better just enrages the inbreds even more.

I always love to point out that those I know attend one of our 2 universities, and that most of them live in our city.  It really gets on their tails.

 

I saw some cow wandering round Morrisons in a mackem shirt the weekend after they beat Boro and we lost at West Ham with the smuggest look on her face, tittering to her boyfriend about all the dirty looks she was getting, I thought "what the fuck have you got to be smug about love, the fact that you support a team from such a shithole that you've chosen to come and live in a real city?"

 

Same with arseholes who walk round the toon in red and white. Why don't you just wave a flag above your head saying "I'm here because sunderland town centre's a hovel" and have done with it?

[madras]

I'd see all this stuff about Sunderland fans gloating so much when they win, as a sign they clearly know Newcastle are a bigger club.

 

I think you're right but it isn't just about football, they know we have a better city.

 

I was arguing with the Everton fan at work today about how it's a much bigger rivalry than the Merseyside, Manchester or North London derbies because it's not just about football, not in a bad way like the Old Firm and their religious rubbish but in a good way about civic pride. I work on the Quayside and when walking towards the Tyne Bridge today with the sun shining behind it, I could feel that pride and the will to better them tomorrow surging through me.

 

Newcastle is and always will be the greatest city in this area and the fact that our football club is bigger and better just enrages the inbreds even more.

I always love to point out that those I know attend one of our 2 universities, and that most of them live in our city.  It really gets on their tails.

 

I saw some cow wandering round Morrisons in a mackem shirt the weekend after they beat Boro and we lost at West Ham with the smuggest look on her face, tittering to her boyfriend about all the dirty looks she was getting, I thought "what the f*** have you got to be smug about love, the fact that you support a team from such a shithole that you've chosen to come and live in a real city?"

 

Same with arseholes who walk round the toon in red and white. Why don't you just wave a flag above your head saying "I'm here because sunderland town centre's a hovel" and have done with it?

one of the poxy mackems at work asked why we now see many mackem badges walking round newcastle and not many newcastle badges walking round sunderland.

 

another mackem replied "why the fuck would someone with newcastle city centre want to wander round the bridges ?"

[Mick]

 

I was arguing with the Everton fan at work today about how it's a much bigger rivalry than the Merseyside, Manchester or North London derbies because it's not just about football, not in a bad way like the Old Firm and their religious rubbish but in a good way about civic pride. I work on the Quayside and when walking towards the Tyne Bridge today with the sun shining behind it, I could feel that pride and the will to better them tomorrow surging through me.

 

Newcastle is and always will be the greatest city in this area and the fact that our football club is bigger and better just enrages the inbreds even more.

 

Our city has got a unique character and you've partially described it.  It's not just a flat sprawl it goes right from the banks of the Tyne up to Gosforth.  The ground is special with its position and the fact that you see it when travelling in to town from all directions.  The ground, the Tyne Bridge and the castle all tower above everything else and the skyline is totally different from most cities.

 

[WarrenBartonCentrePartin]

I'd see all this stuff about Sunderland fans gloating so much when they win, as a sign they clearly know Newcastle are a bigger club.

 

I think you're right but it isn't just about football, they know we have a better city.

 

I was arguing with the Everton fan at work today about how it's a much bigger rivalry than the Merseyside, Manchester or North London derbies because it's not just about football, not in a bad way like the Old Firm and their religious rubbish but in a good way about civic pride. I work on the Quayside and when walking towards the Tyne Bridge today with the sun shining behind it, I could feel that pride and the will to better them tomorrow surging through me.

 

Newcastle is and always will be the greatest city in this area and the fact that our football club is bigger and better just enrages the inbreds even more.

I always love to point out that those I know attend one of our 2 universities, and that most of them live in our city.  It really gets on their tails.

 

I saw some cow wandering round Morrisons in a mackem shirt the weekend after they beat Boro and we lost at West Ham with the smuggest look on her face, tittering to her boyfriend about all the dirty looks she was getting, I thought "what the f*** have you got to be smug about love, the fact that you support a team from such a shithole that you've chosen to come and live in a real city?"

 

Same with arseholes who walk round the toon in red and white. Why don't you just wave a flag above your head saying "I'm here because sunderland town centre's a hovel" and have done with it?

kid of about 8 years in Byker Morries the other week with a mackem top on.  Was funny as fuck, 40-50 year old blokes quite openly having a dig at him.

[Mick]

one of the poxy mackems at work asked why we now see many mackem badges walking round newcastle and not many newcastle badges walking round sunderland.

 

another mackem replied "why the f*** would someone with newcastle city centre want to wander round the bridges ?"

 

[pedro111]

I'd see all this stuff about Sunderland fans gloating so much when they win, as a sign they clearly know Newcastle are a bigger club.

 

I think you're right but it isn't just about football, they know we have a better city.

 

I was arguing with the Everton fan at work today about how it's a much bigger rivalry than the Merseyside, Manchester or North London derbies because it's not just about football, not in a bad way like the Old Firm and their religious rubbish but in a good way about civic pride. I work on the Quayside and when walking towards the Tyne Bridge today with the sun shining behind it, I could feel that pride and the will to better them tomorrow surging through me.

 

Newcastle is and always will be the greatest city in this area and the fact that our football club is bigger and better just enrages the inbreds even more.

I always love to point out that those I know attend one of our 2 universities, and that most of them live in our city.  It really gets on their tails.

 

I saw some cow wandering round Morrisons in a mackem shirt the weekend after they beat Boro and we lost at West Ham with the smuggest look on her face, tittering to her boyfriend about all the dirty looks she was getting, I thought "what the f*** have you got to be smug about love, the fact that you support a team from such a shithole that you've chosen to come and live in a real city?"

 

Same with arseholes who walk round the toon in red and white. Why don't you just wave a flag above your head saying "I'm here because sunderland town centre's a hovel" and have done with it?

kid of about 8 years in Byker Morries the other week with a mackem top on.  Was funny as f***, 40-50 year old blokes quite openly having a dig at him.

 

 

Im only 25 and find myself getting more and more furious when I see random kids walking around Tyneside in any other football shirt but a Newcastle one.

 

I cant help it.  Sad I know.

 

[Wullie]

I'd see all this stuff about Sunderland fans gloating so much when they win, as a sign they clearly know Newcastle are a bigger club.

 

I think you're right but it isn't just about football, they know we have a better city.

 

I was arguing with the Everton fan at work today about how it's a much bigger rivalry than the Merseyside, Manchester or North London derbies because it's not just about football, not in a bad way like the Old Firm and their religious rubbish but in a good way about civic pride. I work on the Quayside and when walking towards the Tyne Bridge today with the sun shining behind it, I could feel that pride and the will to better them tomorrow surging through me.

 

Newcastle is and always will be the greatest city in this area and the fact that our football club is bigger and better just enrages the inbreds even more.

I always love to point out that those I know attend one of our 2 universities, and that most of them live in our city.  It really gets on their tails.

 

I saw some cow wandering round Morrisons in a mackem shirt the weekend after they beat Boro and we lost at West Ham with the smuggest look on her face, tittering to her boyfriend about all the dirty looks she was getting, I thought "what the f*** have you got to be smug about love, the fact that you support a team from such a shithole that you've chosen to come and live in a real city?"

 

Same with arseholes who walk round the toon in red and white. Why don't you just wave a flag above your head saying "I'm here because sunderland town centre's a hovel" and have done with it?

kid of about 8 years in Byker Morries the other week with a mackem top on.  Was funny as fuck, 40-50 year old blokes quite openly having a dig at him.

 

 

Aye, same one I was in. Think she probably heard me muttering under my breath, she definitely saw me scowling at her.

[madras]

I'd see all this stuff about Sunderland fans gloating so much when they win, as a sign they clearly know Newcastle are a bigger club.

 

I think you're right but it isn't just about football, they know we have a better city.

 

I was arguing with the Everton fan at work today about how it's a much bigger rivalry than the Merseyside, Manchester or North London derbies because it's not just about football, not in a bad way like the Old Firm and their religious rubbish but in a good way about civic pride. I work on the Quayside and when walking towards the Tyne Bridge today with the sun shining behind it, I could feel that pride and the will to better them tomorrow surging through me.

 

Newcastle is and always will be the greatest city in this area and the fact that our football club is bigger and better just enrages the inbreds even more.

I always love to point out that those I know attend one of our 2 universities, and that most of them live in our city.  It really gets on their tails.

 

I saw some cow wandering round Morrisons in a mackem shirt the weekend after they beat Boro and we lost at West Ham with the smuggest look on her face, tittering to her boyfriend about all the dirty looks she was getting, I thought "what the f*** have you got to be smug about love, the fact that you support a team from such a shithole that you've chosen to come and live in a real city?"

 

Same with arseholes who walk round the toon in red and white. Why don't you just wave a flag above your head saying "I'm here because sunderland town centre's a hovel" and have done with it?

kid of about 8 years in Byker Morries the other week with a mackem top on.  Was funny as f***, 40-50 year old blokes quite openly having a dig at him.

 

 

Im only 25 and find myself getting more and more furious when I see random kids walking around Tyneside in any other football shirt but a Newcastle one.

 

I cant help it.  Sad I know.

 

on holiday in the  med...kavos mid 90's. about 20 of us plus about 20 hangers on (about a dozen femmes ) someone notices,walking down the beach,mackem clad pa and son (bout 10yrs)..a mackem joke comes up...a giggle..then more giggles..as they get close to us the giggles become guffaws to screaming laughter then as they pass us the laughs subside,eyes are wiped and we are all happy...................except pa..."bastards"

[WarrenBartonCentrePartin]

I'd see all this stuff about Sunderland fans gloating so much when they win, as a sign they clearly know Newcastle are a bigger club.

 

I think you're right but it isn't just about football, they know we have a better city.

 

I was arguing with the Everton fan at work today about how it's a much bigger rivalry than the Merseyside, Manchester or North London derbies because it's not just about football, not in a bad way like the Old Firm and their religious rubbish but in a good way about civic pride. I work on the Quayside and when walking towards the Tyne Bridge today with the sun shining behind it, I could feel that pride and the will to better them tomorrow surging through me.

 

Newcastle is and always will be the greatest city in this area and the fact that our football club is bigger and better just enrages the inbreds even more.

I always love to point out that those I know attend one of our 2 universities, and that most of them live in our city.  It really gets on their tails.

 

I saw some cow wandering round Morrisons in a mackem shirt the weekend after they beat Boro and we lost at West Ham with the smuggest look on her face, tittering to her boyfriend about all the dirty looks she was getting, I thought "what the f*** have you got to be smug about love, the fact that you support a team from such a shithole that you've chosen to come and live in a real city?"

 

Same with arseholes who walk round the toon in red and white. Why don't you just wave a flag above your head saying "I'm here because sunderland town centre's a hovel" and have done with it?

kid of about 8 years in Byker Morries the other week with a mackem top on.  Was funny as f***, 40-50 year old blokes quite openly having a dig at him.

 

 

Im only 25 and find myself getting more and more furious when I see random kids walking around Tyneside in any other football shirt but a Newcastle one.

 

I cant help it.  Sad I know.

 

I got hacky looks off a kids father at work once (Tesco) when I loudly said to a colleague "poor bairn.  first made to wear that in public (mackem top), and be subjected to watching shit for the rest of his life" as the 2 of them walked past.

[Wullie]

I'd see all this stuff about Sunderland fans gloating so much when they win, as a sign they clearly know Newcastle are a bigger club.

 

I think you're right but it isn't just about football, they know we have a better city.

 

I was arguing with the Everton fan at work today about how it's a much bigger rivalry than the Merseyside, Manchester or North London derbies because it's not just about football, not in a bad way like the Old Firm and their religious rubbish but in a good way about civic pride. I work on the Quayside and when walking towards the Tyne Bridge today with the sun shining behind it, I could feel that pride and the will to better them tomorrow surging through me.

 

Newcastle is and always will be the greatest city in this area and the fact that our football club is bigger and better just enrages the inbreds even more.

I always love to point out that those I know attend one of our 2 universities, and that most of them live in our city.  It really gets on their tails.

 

I saw some cow wandering round Morrisons in a mackem shirt the weekend after they beat Boro and we lost at West Ham with the smuggest look on her face, tittering to her boyfriend about all the dirty looks she was getting, I thought "what the f*** have you got to be smug about love, the fact that you support a team from such a shithole that you've chosen to come and live in a real city?"

 

Same with arseholes who walk round the toon in red and white. Why don't you just wave a flag above your head saying "I'm here because sunderland town centre's a hovel" and have done with it?

kid of about 8 years in Byker Morries the other week with a mackem top on.  Was funny as f***, 40-50 year old blokes quite openly having a dig at him.

 

 

Im only 25 and find myself getting more and more furious when I see random kids walking around Tyneside in any other football shirt but a Newcastle one.

 

I cant help it.  Sad I know.

 

Don't worry, I'm 23 and I do too.

 

Mind at least with mackems, they've just jumped on the Metro or their parents have decided against living in a slum. The amount of kids walking around in 'Big Four' shirts is disgraceful iyam. [/off topic]

[Incognito]

Im 40 and i hold my nose if someone walks past me in a Mackem top-if its a grown man,i pull up my sleeve and reval my Toon Army tattoo,wink and say ,"You're far lower than me in the food chain!!"And i live 230 miles awy from sacred turf!!!

[Dr Venkman]

fuck man, i cant go to bed, too excited

[madras]

Im 40 and i hold my nose if someone walks past me in a Mackem top-if its a grown man,i pull up my sleeve and reval my Toon Army tattoo,wink and say ,"You're far lower than me in the food chain!!"And i live 230 miles awy from sacred turf!!!

one of my fave mackem stories is of my mates older brothers very cockney father in law when pulled up at lights in noerth london and seeing a window sticker of the car behind bearing SAFC, gets out the car,walks round the back and waves his keys,exclaiming in broad uncle albertese "whese keys are these then mate....whese keys are these"

[Incognito]

Im 40 and i hold my nose if someone walks past me in a Mackem top-if its a grown man,i pull up my sleeve and reval my Toon Army tattoo,wink and say ,"You're far lower than me in the food chain!!"And i live 230 miles awy from sacred turf!!!

one of my fave mackem stories is of my mates older brothers very cockney father in law when pulled up at lights in noerth london and seeing a window sticker of the car behind bearing SAFC, gets out the car,walks round the back and waves his keys,exclaiming in broad uncle albertese "whese keys are these then mate....whese keys are these"

 

 

 

[Guest Heneage]

It used to make me laugh when at 6 a side the mackems would tell me. "Jonny Evans loves sunderland man hes itchin to come here, loves Keano loves the club man!" When I ask where hes living I got the respones of "Jesmond but thats only cos of his lass like!"

[Tooj]

Me dad said at work yesterday they were all absolutely euphoric at how quick the SOS Oasis gig had sold out. 

[Ash]

Enjoy your day lads and lasses, lets hope it's a good one!

 

I'm off out to a pub in Hull now to watch the kick off of the RL World Cup followed by the main event. Absolutely buzzing.

 

TOON, TOON!

[WarrenBartonCentrePartin]

I was going to go and have a quick prayer for the lads in sunderland cathedral before the game today.  However I can't find it on google maps.  Anyone able to help?

[TRon]

Pascal Chimbonda in the Sun:

 

“It hasn’t taken me long to realise what this game means to fans.

 

“I know they hate each other. It is clear. I have played for Spurs against Arsenal and that was a big derby.

 

“People say Newcastle are a bigger team but I don’t think so. Look at the table.

 

“I love Sunderland because the paparazzi and attention when going out in London is too much.

 

“I can go to a club here and not have my picture taken.

 

“I like it quiet and relaxed. I can take it easy but if we lose, I don’t think I will be able to go out for a week.

 

“I certainly wouldn’t be able to show my face in Newcastle if we win. No way.”

 

 

 

[Guest sicko2ndbest]

Sunderlanid 1 - 3 Newcastle

 

Richardson 24'

                            Colo 33'

                            Martins 56'

                            Barton 87'

[buzza]

when do we get the squad list?