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Is the window for loaning players still open?

 

The window in my bathroom's still open. Is that any help?

 

 

 

There must be a stinky turd labelled "NUFC" floating in the pan.

 

I think it just got flushed down the toilet at 5pm.

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so you're demanding we should have brought more (decent, you said) players in but you cant name anybody you would go for with £10 million? even on a harmless, not actually real, internet forum?

 

or has reality just smacked you between the eyes?

 

Reality is our first team is now worse than it was in December. Of the £10M Kinnear allegedly was handed for transfers, the club have spunked a whopping f*** all, not counting profit from the sales of our best player and a whinging French c***.

 

harper or given? given is better, although its a lot closer than some people think.

 

nolan or butt, geremi, smith or the ever reliable barton? thats easy.

 

lovenkrands or n'zogbia? a player who wouldnt have ever kicked a ball for us again or anybody? easy.

 

taylor is very versatile and a decent player who'll add depth.

 

if kinnear was handed £10 million then blame him if you're not happy.

 

I've seen you made this point a few times already, but up until this week N'Zogbia was willing to play for us and arguably one of our few players capable of creating anything resembling a goalscoring opportunity, which is something you completely fail to consider..

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so you're demanding we should have brought more (decent, you said) players in but you cant name anybody you would go for with £10 million? even on a harmless, not actually real, internet forum?

 

or has reality just smacked you between the eyes?

 

Reality is our first team is now worse than it was in December. Of the £10M Kinnear allegedly was handed for transfers, the club have spunked a whopping f*** all, not counting profit from the sales of our best player and a whinging French c***.

 

harper or given? given is better, although its a lot closer than some people think.

 

nolan or butt, geremi, smith or the ever reliable barton? thats easy.

 

lovenkrands or n'zogbia? a player who wouldnt have ever kicked a ball for us again or anybody? easy.

 

taylor is very versatile and a decent player who'll add depth.

 

if kinnear was handed £10 million then blame him if you're not happy.

 

I've seen you made this point a few times already, but up until this week N'Zogbia was willing to play for us and arguably one of our few players capable of creating anything resembling a goalscoring opportunity, which is something you completely fail to consider..

 

Not to mention one of the few players who could run 10 yards without needing an inhaler.

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N'Zogbia has been talking about moving clubs for ages man, the Kinnear thing was just another excuse.

 

That's irrelevant when it comes to the issue of whether his leaving has weakened us though. Our best run of form came with him in the side and I think it has. We saw on Sunday how much one weak flank inhibits our game. Double/treble up on Jonas and stop us playing.

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N'Zogbia has been talking about moving clubs for ages man, the Kinnear thing was just another excuse.

 

That's irrelevant when it comes to the issue of whether his leaving has weakened us though. Our best run of form came with him in the side and I think it has. We saw on Sunday how much one weak flank inhibits our game. Double/treble up on Jonas and stop us playing.

 

Wouldn't be so bad but I reckon Duff is the second person on the teamsheet after Butt which is bad enough in itself.

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so you're demanding we should have brought more (decent, you said) players in but you cant name anybody you would go for with £10 million? even on a harmless, not actually real, internet forum?

 

or has reality just smacked you between the eyes?

 

Reality is our first team is now worse than it was in December. Of the £10M Kinnear allegedly was handed for transfers, the club have spunked a whopping f*** all, not counting profit from the sales of our best player and a whinging French c***.

 

harper or given? given is better, although its a lot closer than some people think.

 

nolan or butt, geremi, smith or the ever reliable barton? thats easy.

 

lovenkrands or n'zogbia? a player who wouldnt have ever kicked a ball for us again or anybody? easy.

 

taylor is very versatile and a decent player who'll add depth.

 

if kinnear was handed £10 million then blame him if you're not happy.

 

I've seen you made this point a few times already, but up until this week N'Zogbia was willing to play for us and arguably one of our few players capable of creating anything resembling a goalscoring opportunity, which is something you completely fail to consider..

 

Not to mention one of the few players who could run 10 yards without needing an inhaler.

 

Not to mention that he was a whinging little shit who has been trying to get away from the club for the past three years,

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so you're demanding we should have brought more (decent, you said) players in but you cant name anybody you would go for with £10 million? even on a harmless, not actually real, internet forum?

 

or has reality just smacked you between the eyes?

 

Reality is our first team is now worse than it was in December. Of the £10M Kinnear allegedly was handed for transfers, the club have spunked a whopping f*** all, not counting profit from the sales of our best player and a whinging French c***.

 

harper or given? given is better, although its a lot closer than some people think.

 

nolan or butt, geremi, smith or the ever reliable barton? thats easy.

 

lovenkrands or n'zogbia? a player who wouldnt have ever kicked a ball for us again or anybody? easy.

 

taylor is very versatile and a decent player who'll add depth.

 

if kinnear was handed £10 million then blame him if you're not happy.

 

I've seen you made this point a few times already, but up until this week N'Zogbia was willing to play for us and arguably one of our few players capable of creating anything resembling a goalscoring opportunity, which is something you completely fail to consider..

 

Not to mention one of the few players who could run 10 yards without needing an inhaler.

 

Not to mention that he was a whinging little s*** who has been trying to get away from the club for the past three years,

 

Or that despite running around the pitch aimlessly with his wonderful "pace," he was a complete headless chicken who's produced about as much as Damien f***ing Duff over the past three years.

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so you're demanding we should have brought more (decent, you said) players in but you cant name anybody you would go for with £10 million? even on a harmless, not actually real, internet forum?

 

or has reality just smacked you between the eyes?

 

Reality is our first team is now worse than it was in December. Of the £10M Kinnear allegedly was handed for transfers, the club have spunked a whopping f*** all, not counting profit from the sales of our best player and a whinging French c***.

 

harper or given? given is better, although its a lot closer than some people think.

 

nolan or butt, geremi, smith or the ever reliable barton? thats easy.

 

lovenkrands or n'zogbia? a player who wouldnt have ever kicked a ball for us again or anybody? easy.

 

taylor is very versatile and a decent player who'll add depth.

 

if kinnear was handed £10 million then blame him if you're not happy.

 

I've seen you made this point a few times already, but up until this week N'Zogbia was willing to play for us and arguably one of our few players capable of creating anything resembling a goalscoring opportunity, which is something you completely fail to consider..

 

Not to mention one of the few players who could run 10 yards without needing an inhaler.

 

Not to mention that he was a whinging little s*** who has been trying to get away from the club for the past three years,

 

Or that despite running around the pitch aimlessly with his wonderful "pace," he was a complete headless chicken who's produced about as much as Damien f***ing Duff over the past three years.

 

Aye.

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so you're demanding we should have brought more (decent, you said) players in but you cant name anybody you would go for with £10 million? even on a harmless, not actually real, internet forum?

 

or has reality just smacked you between the eyes?

 

Reality is our first team is now worse than it was in December. Of the £10M Kinnear allegedly was handed for transfers, the club have spunked a whopping f*** all, not counting profit from the sales of our best player and a whinging French c***.

 

harper or given? given is better, although its a lot closer than some people think.

 

nolan or butt, geremi, smith or the ever reliable barton? thats easy.

 

lovenkrands or n'zogbia? a player who wouldnt have ever kicked a ball for us again or anybody? easy.

 

taylor is very versatile and a decent player who'll add depth.

 

if kinnear was handed £10 million then blame him if you're not happy.

 

I've seen you made this point a few times already, but up until this week N'Zogbia was willing to play for us and arguably one of our few players capable of creating anything resembling a goalscoring opportunity, which is something you completely fail to consider..

 

Not to mention one of the few players who could run 10 yards without needing an inhaler.

 

Not to mention that he was a whinging little s*** who has been trying to get away from the club for the past three years,

 

Or that despite running around the pitch aimlessly with his wonderful "pace," he was a complete headless chicken who's produced about as much as Damien f***ing Duff over the past three years.

 

That's bollocks though. He's produced vastly more despite having no more than a dozen games in the same position.

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so you're demanding we should have brought more (decent, you said) players in but you cant name anybody you would go for with £10 million? even on a harmless, not actually real, internet forum?

 

or has reality just smacked you between the eyes?

 

Reality is our first team is now worse than it was in December. Of the £10M Kinnear allegedly was handed for transfers, the club have spunked a whopping f*** all, not counting profit from the sales of our best player and a whinging French c***.

 

harper or given? given is better, although its a lot closer than some people think.

 

nolan or butt, geremi, smith or the ever reliable barton? thats easy.

 

lovenkrands or n'zogbia? a player who wouldnt have ever kicked a ball for us again or anybody? easy.

 

taylor is very versatile and a decent player who'll add depth.

 

if kinnear was handed £10 million then blame him if you're not happy.

 

I've seen you made this point a few times already, but up until this week N'Zogbia was willing to play for us and arguably one of our few players capable of creating anything resembling a goalscoring opportunity, which is something you completely fail to consider..

 

Not to mention one of the few players who could run 10 yards without needing an inhaler.

 

Not to mention that he was a whinging little s*** who has been trying to get away from the club for the past three years,

 

Or that despite running around the pitch aimlessly with his wonderful "pace," he was a complete headless chicken who's produced about as much as Damien f***ing Duff over the past three years.

 

That's bollocks though. He's produced vastly more despite having no more than a dozen games in the same position.

 

Same numbers of goals and assists. Roughly the same number of appearances (around 60 over the past 3 years) because Duff has been injured so often.

 

Zog is case in point #1 of the "OMG he's got pace he's got to be awesome" syndrome. What other positive qualities are there to his game other than being able to take on his man once in a blue moon?

 

Duff also creates smooth, creative moves maybe once every couple of games. But when he does it it's a one-off. Zog just looks better because he's moving really fast when he's doing it.

 

Neither contributes enough.

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N'Zogbia has been talking about moving clubs for ages man, the Kinnear thing was just another excuse.

 

That's irrelevant when it comes to the issue of whether his leaving has weakened us though. Our best run of form came with him in the side and I think it has. We saw on Sunday how much one weak flank inhibits our game. Double/treble up on Jonas and stop us playing.

 

I agree, I was just saying that we couldn't blame Kinnear/Ashley for him leaving.

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so you're demanding we should have brought more (decent, you said) players in but you cant name anybody you would go for with £10 million? even on a harmless, not actually real, internet forum?

 

or has reality just smacked you between the eyes?

 

Reality is our first team is now worse than it was in December. Of the £10M Kinnear allegedly was handed for transfers, the club have spunked a whopping f*** all, not counting profit from the sales of our best player and a whinging French c***.

 

harper or given? given is better, although its a lot closer than some people think.

 

nolan or butt, geremi, smith or the ever reliable barton? thats easy.

 

lovenkrands or n'zogbia? a player who wouldnt have ever kicked a ball for us again or anybody? easy.

 

taylor is very versatile and a decent player who'll add depth.

 

if kinnear was handed £10 million then blame him if you're not happy.

 

I've seen you made this point a few times already, but up until this week N'Zogbia was willing to play for us and arguably one of our few players capable of creating anything resembling a goalscoring opportunity, which is something you completely fail to consider..

 

Not to mention one of the few players who could run 10 yards without needing an inhaler.

 

Not to mention that he was a whinging little s*** who has been trying to get away from the club for the past three years,

 

Or that despite running around the pitch aimlessly with his wonderful "pace," he was a complete headless chicken who's produced about as much as Damien f***ing Duff over the past three years.

 

That's bollocks though. He's produced vastly more despite having no more than a dozen games in the same position.

 

Same numbers of goals and assists. Roughly the same number of appearances (around 60 over the past 3 years) because Duff has been injured so often.

 

Zog is case in point #1 of the "OMG he's got pace he's got to be awesome" syndrome. What other positive qualities are there to his game other than being able to take on his man once in a blue moon?

 

Duff also creates smooth, creative moves maybe once every couple of games. But when he does it it's a one-off. Zog just looks better because he's moving really fast when he's doing it.

Neither contributes enough.

 

How on Earth do you come to the conclusion that they have the same number of assists?

 

I'd count the number of games N'Zogbia has played on the left wing if I could be bothered. Bet it's no more than 15.

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WTF didnt we ask for JO on loan as part of the Given deal

 

Because he's an utter f***ing plank?

 

Jo, Kinnear, Ashley or Given?

 

I was talking about Jo but Kinnear and Ashley easily fall into that category too.

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so you're demanding we should have brought more (decent, you said) players in but you cant name anybody you would go for with £10 million? even on a harmless, not actually real, internet forum?

 

or has reality just smacked you between the eyes?

 

Reality is our first team is now worse than it was in December. Of the £10M Kinnear allegedly was handed for transfers, the club have spunked a whopping f*** all, not counting profit from the sales of our best player and a whinging French c***.

 

harper or given? given is better, although its a lot closer than some people think.

 

nolan or butt, geremi, smith or the ever reliable barton? thats easy.

 

lovenkrands or n'zogbia? a player who wouldnt have ever kicked a ball for us again or anybody? easy.

 

taylor is very versatile and a decent player who'll add depth.

 

if kinnear was handed £10 million then blame him if you're not happy.

 

I've seen you made this point a few times already, but up until this week N'Zogbia was willing to play for us and arguably one of our few players capable of creating anything resembling a goalscoring opportunity, which is something you completely fail to consider..

 

Not to mention one of the few players who could run 10 yards without needing an inhaler.

 

Not to mention that he was a whinging little s*** who has been trying to get away from the club for the past three years,

 

Or that despite running around the pitch aimlessly with his wonderful "pace," he was a complete headless chicken who's produced about as much as Damien f***ing Duff over the past three years.

 

That's bollocks though. He's produced vastly more despite having no more than a dozen games in the same position.

 

Same numbers of goals and assists. Roughly the same number of appearances (around 60 over the past 3 years) because Duff has been injured so often.

 

Zog is case in point #1 of the "OMG he's got pace he's got to be awesome" syndrome. What other positive qualities are there to his game other than being able to take on his man once in a blue moon?

 

Duff also creates smooth, creative moves maybe once every couple of games. But when he does it it's a one-off. Zog just looks better because he's moving really fast when he's doing it.

 

Neither contributes enough.

 

N'Zogbia, 4 goals, 8 assists, 4892 mins, primarily not played in his position

Duff, 3 goals, 2 assists, 4354 mins, primarily played in his position

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WTF didnt we ask for JO on loan as part of the Given deal

 

Because he's an utter f***ing plank?

 

Jo, Kinnear, Ashley or Given?

 

I was talking about Jo but Kinnear and Ashley easily fall into that category too.

 

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so you're demanding we should have brought more (decent, you said) players in but you cant name anybody you would go for with £10 million? even on a harmless, not actually real, internet forum?

 

or has reality just smacked you between the eyes?

 

Reality is our first team is now worse than it was in December. Of the £10M Kinnear allegedly was handed for transfers, the club have spunked a whopping f*** all, not counting profit from the sales of our best player and a whinging French c***.

 

harper or given? given is better, although its a lot closer than some people think.

 

nolan or butt, geremi, smith or the ever reliable barton? thats easy.

 

lovenkrands or n'zogbia? a player who wouldnt have ever kicked a ball for us again or anybody? easy.

 

taylor is very versatile and a decent player who'll add depth.

 

if kinnear was handed £10 million then blame him if you're not happy.

 

I've seen you made this point a few times already, but up until this week N'Zogbia was willing to play for us and arguably one of our few players capable of creating anything resembling a goalscoring opportunity, which is something you completely fail to consider..

 

Not to mention one of the few players who could run 10 yards without needing an inhaler.

 

Not to mention that he was a whinging little s*** who has been trying to get away from the club for the past three years,

 

Or that despite running around the pitch aimlessly with his wonderful "pace," he was a complete headless chicken who's produced about as much as Damien f***ing Duff over the past three years.

 

That's bollocks though. He's produced vastly more despite having no more than a dozen games in the same position.

 

Same numbers of goals and assists. Roughly the same number of appearances (around 60 over the past 3 years) because Duff has been injured so often.

 

Zog is case in point #1 of the "OMG he's got pace he's got to be awesome" syndrome. What other positive qualities are there to his game other than being able to take on his man once in a blue moon?

 

Duff also creates smooth, creative moves maybe once every couple of games. But when he does it it's a one-off. Zog just looks better because he's moving really fast when he's doing it.

Neither contributes enough.

 

How on Earth do you come to the conclusion that they have the same number of assists?

 

I'd count the number of games N'Zogbia has played on the left wing if I could be bothered. Bet it's no more than 15.

 

Because they both have an assist and a goal apiece this season. They're both players who rarely produce anything of substance.

 

As for Zog, he's played around 15 games on the left wing this season alone.

 

 

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Any team that plays one of Butt, Duff or Shola has problems, we're playing all 3 and that's beyond excuse. 

 

Who that's down to has to be Kinnear, at least for Duff and Shola as both have ready-made replacements at the club.  These three players are by far the worst we've got and I cringe whenever I hear we are playing them.

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