Neil Posted May 11, 2012 Share Posted May 11, 2012 Le Tissier's is the worst - can't see Newcastle beating Everton away ffs. Inconceivable stuff after the turgid season we've had, eh.. If we get fourth, they'll back Chelsea to beat Bayern. If Bayern beat Chelsea, they'll back our qualifying opponents to knock us out before the group stages. If we beat our qualifying opponents, they'll back Liverpool to buy Cisse, Colo, Ben Arfa, Krul, Ba, Tiote and Santon before the group stages begin for £3m a piece. It is pretty inconceivable. With all due respect, you're not our rivals, remember. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Vinkent Posted May 11, 2012 Share Posted May 11, 2012 Just read what could be the most moronic thing he's ever predicted. Regarding Man U's game: "Sir Alex Ferguson will pick a team to win this match because he has to go for it to have a chance of pipping City to the Premier League crown." You have to win games to win the title? No shit Sherlock! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chase Posted May 11, 2012 Share Posted May 11, 2012 Based on his predictions throughout the season we should be 9th, Wolves 10th, United top with 100 points and City 2nd on 97 points. http://www.myfootballfacts.com/Mark_Lawrensons_Predictions_2011-12.html Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Snrub Posted May 12, 2012 Share Posted May 12, 2012 Based on his predictions throughout the season we should be 9th, Wolves 10th, United top with 100 points and City 2nd on 97 points. http://www.myfootballfacts.com/Mark_Lawrensons_Predictions_2011-12.html He predicted Liverpool to lose once all season. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
GoranBadlund Posted May 12, 2012 Share Posted May 12, 2012 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jayson Posted May 12, 2012 Share Posted May 12, 2012 Brendan Rodgers his manager of the season, Yaya the player. Does have some sense though, gave Cisse goal of the season. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tiresias Posted May 12, 2012 Share Posted May 12, 2012 Based on his predictions throughout the season we should be 9th, Wolves 10th, United top with 100 points and City 2nd on 97 points. http://www.myfootballfacts.com/Mark_Lawrensons_Predictions_2011-12.html He predicted Liverpool to lose once all season. And he even got that wrong Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryan_Taylor Posted May 12, 2012 Share Posted May 12, 2012 Based on his predictions throughout the season we should be 9th, Wolves 10th, United top with 100 points and City 2nd on 97 points. http://www.myfootballfacts.com/Mark_Lawrensons_Predictions_2011-12.html He predicted Liverpool to lose once all season. And he even got that wrong Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Snrub Posted May 12, 2012 Share Posted May 12, 2012 His Man Utd predictions W31 D7 L0 :lol: This guy's on glue. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryan_Taylor Posted May 12, 2012 Share Posted May 12, 2012 His Man Utd predictions W31 D7 L0 :lol: This guy's on glue. He can't look back at what he's predicting week to week Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
GoranBadlund Posted May 12, 2012 Share Posted May 12, 2012 I would offer a LOT of money to be able to get into this guys head for one day. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
newsted Posted May 12, 2012 Share Posted May 12, 2012 Just watched this arse on Football Focus. Apparently we could finish fifth, fifth or sixth. WTF? Twatematics I guess. I think he just falls out of his car with a stinking hangover and says the first thing that crawls across his mind. What a fucking embarrassment. Oh, and Peyter Reyd had to shoehorn in the SDA thing when everyone else was sticking with SJP. Still got the whorish name wrong like. They'd need an infinite number of monkey's heeds to be correctly bitter. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Interpolic Posted May 12, 2012 Share Posted May 12, 2012 To be fair to him the table's always going to be top-heavy when you look at it like that, i.e. the top few teams will have more points than in reality. The team that wins the league drops points where you wouldn't expect, most people are never going to predict wins for Wigan against Man Utd or the mackems against Man City. You could make an argument for saying it should balance out a bit with predictions for their games versus better teams, but you'd be tempted to back the team at the top of the league most of the time regardless. That doesn't explain Wolves though. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Interpolic Posted May 12, 2012 Share Posted May 12, 2012 I would offer a LOT of money to be able to get into this guys head for one day. Really? I reckon it would be pure shit. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Realist Posted May 12, 2012 Share Posted May 12, 2012 I would offer a LOT of money to be able to get into this guys head for one day. http://i.imgur.com/oJ5QV.jpg Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
GoranBadlund Posted May 12, 2012 Share Posted May 12, 2012 I would offer a LOT of money to be able to get into this guys head for one day. Really? I reckon it would be pure s***. He seems so fucking mental so it would be funny/interesting/terrifying. Maybe. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
jdckelly Posted May 12, 2012 Share Posted May 12, 2012 Merson Everton v Newcastle PAUL PREDICTS: 2-1 Of the teams trying to finish third, Newcastle have got the hardest game. Everton have been on a great run, they're trying to finish above Liverpool and they want to send their fans away on a high. They also want to prove that, maybe, they could repeat Newcastle's success next season. Everton are playing well, they deserved to beat Wolves last week, and I think they'll win this one. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveMc Posted May 13, 2012 Share Posted May 13, 2012 Are we playing in this game? We don't feature in his review at all Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ishmael Posted May 13, 2012 Share Posted May 13, 2012 Not sure how Everton could repeat our success next season? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
JH Posted May 13, 2012 Share Posted May 13, 2012 It's the same shit every year at this time. "Hey, Everton and Wigan are mint - surely this is lift off for them" - then they lose every game til January. Rinse and repeat. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Bard of Byker Posted May 15, 2012 Share Posted May 15, 2012 http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/18077694 Mark Lawrenson expects Kenny Dalglish to continue as Liverpool manager after the Scot met with the club's owners in the United States.[/Quote] Dalglish is off then... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
54 Posted May 16, 2012 Share Posted May 16, 2012 http://www.myfootballfacts.com/Mark_Lawrensons_Predictions_2011-12.html Final Results Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dinho lad Posted May 16, 2012 Share Posted May 16, 2012 Wolves in 10th! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Interpolic Posted May 16, 2012 Share Posted May 16, 2012 Both Newcastle and Swansea 20 points worse off in Lawrenson's League table. This is interesting, shows why it's understandable to back the "top" teams every week, law of averages. http://www.myfootballfacts.com/8862.JPG Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Interpolic Posted May 16, 2012 Share Posted May 16, 2012 Or does it? Fuck it, I can't be arsed to take the time to understand it. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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