NG32 Posted January 12, 2009 Share Posted January 12, 2009 Player ratings of those I can remember: Reds: Optimistic Nut: 8, rock at the back and good in nets Northerngimp: 7, was superb second half but takes s*** corners The Prophet: 6.5, good goal and made a few od last-ditch tackles Lien: 6.5, some decent passes in midfield Nixon: 6, the team didn't utilise his rocket pace enough marky555: 8.5, mercurial stu (I think he was the bloke with the white hat and stubble) 7.5, linked up play well Me: 7, did f*** all in the first half but grabbed a goal and an assist Toby: 8, some lovely touches Blues: King Kev: 8, came off his line superbly Wullie: 5, can see why there was some Shola catcalls Dave: 6, tried to bite my kneecaps cp40: 7.5, cracking goal Rich: 8, kept me quiet for most of the game anyway stupeedo 9.5, man of the match, ran the midfield Greg: 7, solid can't remember many else tbh, sorry! Blues: My legs stopped working second half, just like Geremi. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stu Posted January 12, 2009 Share Posted January 12, 2009 Aye, thanks for the Jaffa cakes. About 5 mins into the second half I said to Dave I'd had too many!! you were still eating them during the second half... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jay Jay Sea Posted January 12, 2009 Share Posted January 12, 2009 Well done lads, quite enjoyed what I'd seen of the game. Blue team deserved the win but lack of goalkeeper for the reds didn't help. Game was played in good spirit though I was disappointed at the lack of ciggies smoked at half time. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
cp40 Posted January 12, 2009 Share Posted January 12, 2009 looks like my little bit of jogging over last couple weeks payed off, as i can just about walk today, i think my ploy to fall over everytime i had to change direction helped aswell. im pleased ive got no work today. Did I forget to mention my GOAL? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Prophet Posted January 12, 2009 Share Posted January 12, 2009 Why the fuck is my goal not mentioned? And Pilko you cheeky twat. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
cp40 Posted January 12, 2009 Share Posted January 12, 2009 Why the fuck is my goal not mentioned? And Pilko you cheeky twat. the idea was to edit each goal onto stupeedos post, but you will have to paste it or something, cos it dosent work with the multi quotes thingy. btw, soz prophet, i called you a shit for not turning up, only to find out on the way home you had switched sides. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Prophet Posted January 12, 2009 Share Posted January 12, 2009 Aye the main thing is the blues won. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Prophet Posted January 12, 2009 Share Posted January 12, 2009 Fill in as appropriate: Blue 1 - 0 Red '19 Jamie [King Kev] Blue 1 - 1 Red '30 Blue 2 - 1 Red '41 Blue 3 - 1 Red '55 Stu [stupeedo]: after a spell of pressure by the red team, the blues finally cleared their lines and got the ball down into the red half near their corner flag. A series of throw-ins kept the pressure on the red defence but without any real danger, a sharp pass from t'Dave seemed harmless enough but Stupeedo controlled it, then produced an outrageous turn to fool his namesake on the red team before launching a simply stunning 30-yard lob which sailed over the red keeper's head. The shot was so opportunistic that the entire red team (and most of the blue team) were convinced it was simply an overhit cross that got caught in the wind. Rich knew differently though and was the first to congratulate the 'somersaulting' [readas: forward roll] Stupeedo Blue 4 - 1 Red '61 Lee [Cp 40] after an indiffrent performance at CB, Rich sends cp40 up front,.. 'go and have some fun' within a few mins,sells a dummy, side steps defender, 24 yds, top right corner.... Blue 4 - 2 Red '68 Pilko? Blue 5 - 2 Red '73 Blue 5 - 3 Red '79 The Prophet. Turned in at the near post after Pilko mis-controlled. Blue 6 - 3 Red '82 Blue 6 - 4 Red '86 Dave (markys555) Blue 7 - 4 Red '90 Stu [stupeedo] : Reina-esque kick from the keeper intercepted by Stupeedo who would have had a clear run in on goal had it not been for a great piece of last-ditch defending by Venkman(? or Marky555? someone). Stupeedo, with his route to goal blocked, rolled the defender and laid the ball off to an unmarked Wullie, whose touch was...generous enough to allow the reds to get another man back, Wullie unselfishley played the ball back to a clearly onside Stupeedo (despite the desperate pleas from the red defence), who controlled the ball, composed himself and found the bottom corner away from the helpless keeper. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest K9 Posted January 12, 2009 Share Posted January 12, 2009 The prophet nearly snapped me like lol. got a nice bruise on me shin forgot to say cheers venkman n other for organising this Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted January 12, 2009 Share Posted January 12, 2009 The prophet nearly snapped me like lol. got a nice bruise on me shin forgot to say cheers venkman n other for organising this That time you skinned the defender with just a little feint was lush. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest K9 Posted January 12, 2009 Share Posted January 12, 2009 The prophet nearly snapped me like lol. got a nice bruise on me shin forgot to say cheers venkman n other for organising this That time you skinned the defender with just a little feint was lush. How's everyones legs? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted January 12, 2009 Share Posted January 12, 2009 Stiff as fuck, I feel like I've been knacked. Embarrassing really. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Venkman Posted January 12, 2009 Share Posted January 12, 2009 absolutely fine apart from my right calf which went all spazz on me in the second half and i had to get pilko and jim to push the cramp out of it, i would've been crying if you lot hadnt been there. hurts like fuck today, playing tonight again, quiet night in defence i think. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
cp40 Posted January 12, 2009 Share Posted January 12, 2009 The prophet nearly snapped me like lol. got a nice bruise on me shin forgot to say cheers venkman n other for organising this That time you skinned the defender with just a little feint was lush. How's everyones legs? the bits i still have are very stiff, my left knee is still somewhere near one of the goals. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jay Jay Sea Posted January 12, 2009 Share Posted January 12, 2009 Stiff as f***, I feel like I've been knacked. Embarrassing really. Agree Dave, completely embarrasing. OPTRA Index has confirmed that you covered 22.3 yards during the 90 minutes. I covered more yardage flicking me smoked tabs over the fence (from the sidelines) and twice pissing into some chaps bottle of Lilt. Actually, must thank Mick for not grassing me up for sniffing the players footwear whilst they were out on the pitch. Cheers Mick. Oh, and I will tell you something.....that Mick really is a canny kisser. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted January 12, 2009 Share Posted January 12, 2009 Stiff as f***, I feel like I've been knacked. Embarrassing really. Agree Dave, completely embarrasing. OPTRA Index has confirmed that you covered 22.3 yards during the 90 minutes. I covered more yardage flicking me smoked tabs over the fence (from the sidelines) and twice pissing into some chaps bottle of Lilt. Actually, must thank Mick for not grassing me up for sniffing the players footwear whilst they were out on the pitch. Cheers Mick. Oh, and I will tell you something.....that Mick really is a canny kisser. I wasn't going too near the touchline whilst you were there tbh. Too much of a bumming threat. Still disappointed you were bra-less. Puff. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rich Posted January 12, 2009 Share Posted January 12, 2009 Stiff as f***, I feel like I've been knacked. Embarrassing really. Agree Dave, completely embarrasing. OPTRA Index has confirmed that you covered 22.3 yards during the 90 minutes. I covered more yardage flicking me smoked tabs over the fence (from the sidelines) and twice pissing into some chaps bottle of Lilt. Actually, must thank Mick for not grassing me up for sniffing the players footwear whilst they were out on the pitch. Cheers Mick. Oh, and I will tell you something.....that Mick really is a canny kisser. :lol: Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest K9 Posted January 12, 2009 Share Posted January 12, 2009 JJS was that scary fucker who was just standing there with the tab? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
cp40 Posted January 12, 2009 Share Posted January 12, 2009 Stiff as f***, I feel like I've been knacked. Embarrassing really. Agree Dave, completely embarrasing. OPTRA Index has confirmed that you covered 22.3 yards during the 90 minutes. I covered more yardage flicking me smoked tabs over the fence (from the sidelines) and twice pissing into some chaps bottle of Lilt. Actually, must thank Mick for not grassing me up for sniffing the players footwear whilst they were out on the pitch. Cheers Mick. Oh, and I will tell you something.....that Mick really is a canny kisser. :lol: Rich, my MOM, well played Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jay Jay Sea Posted January 12, 2009 Share Posted January 12, 2009 JJS was that scary fucker who was just standing there with the tab? That was me chap. Probably the coolest gender re-aligned trannie on this forum bar none. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest K9 Posted January 12, 2009 Share Posted January 12, 2009 Stiff as f***, I feel like I've been knacked. Embarrassing really. Agree Dave, completely embarrasing. OPTRA Index has confirmed that you covered 22.3 yards during the 90 minutes. I covered more yardage flicking me smoked tabs over the fence (from the sidelines) and twice pissing into some chaps bottle of Lilt. Actually, must thank Mick for not grassing me up for sniffing the players footwear whilst they were out on the pitch. Cheers Mick. Oh, and I will tell you something.....that Mick really is a canny kisser. :lol: Rich, my MOM, well played He played class but had some enrique passing on the go like! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jay Jay Sea Posted January 12, 2009 Share Posted January 12, 2009 Stiff as f***, I feel like I've been knacked. Embarrassing really. Agree Dave, completely embarrasing. OPTRA Index has confirmed that you covered 22.3 yards during the 90 minutes. I covered more yardage flicking me smoked tabs over the fence (from the sidelines) and twice pissing into some chaps bottle of Lilt. Actually, must thank Mick for not grassing me up for sniffing the players footwear whilst they were out on the pitch. Cheers Mick. Oh, and I will tell you something.....that Mick really is a canny kisser. I wasn't going too near the touchline whilst you were there tbh. Too much of a bumming threat. Still disappointed you were bra-less. Puff. I was pleasantly suprised at how attractive you are Dave. Quite sexy really. Wished you had of moved about on the pitch a little more, just to see your shorts pressed up against your penis as a result of the strong wind. No matter, you are still sexy as fuck. I think we both know it too. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
cp40 Posted January 12, 2009 Share Posted January 12, 2009 Stiff as f***, I feel like I've been knacked. Embarrassing really. Agree Dave, completely embarrasing. OPTRA Index has confirmed that you covered 22.3 yards during the 90 minutes. I covered more yardage flicking me smoked tabs over the fence (from the sidelines) and twice pissing into some chaps bottle of Lilt. Actually, must thank Mick for not grassing me up for sniffing the players footwear whilst they were out on the pitch. Cheers Mick. Oh, and I will tell you something.....that Mick really is a canny kisser. :lol: Rich, my MOM, well played He played class but had some enrique passing on the go like! his organising me, and our class keeper kept the red hoardes at bay. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted January 12, 2009 Share Posted January 12, 2009 Christ. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest K9 Posted January 12, 2009 Share Posted January 12, 2009 Dave get out of this country now Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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