Guest Heneage Posted July 11, 2009 Share Posted July 11, 2009 On 11/07/2009 at 20:09, Offshore said: I am a Newcastle United legend, my brother got sent off for a bad tackle when playing at SJP (in a football match, no tricks).... Who am I? Wait your turn man! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
mozy Posted July 11, 2009 Share Posted July 11, 2009 Mauro Camaronesi? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
captainhaircut Posted July 11, 2009 Share Posted July 11, 2009 On 11/07/2009 at 20:17, mozy said: Mauro Camaronesi? Nope. But along the right lines re controversy. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Posted July 11, 2009 Share Posted July 11, 2009 It's fucking Marcos Senna, isn't it. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
captainhaircut Posted July 11, 2009 Share Posted July 11, 2009 On 11/07/2009 at 20:29, Mike said: It's fucking Marcos Senna, isn't it. Correct. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Heneage Posted July 11, 2009 Share Posted July 11, 2009 Your go Mike :colo: Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Posted July 11, 2009 Share Posted July 11, 2009 I apologize for all the stuff I was saying about you while sitting here with this page open. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Posted July 11, 2009 Share Posted July 11, 2009 Ah shit. I wish I still played FM. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mowen Posted July 11, 2009 Share Posted July 11, 2009 I've got a great one lined up if you're happy for me to step in Mike. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Posted July 11, 2009 Share Posted July 11, 2009 It's all yours, man. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Posted July 11, 2009 Share Posted July 11, 2009 Quick one while Mowen types up the real one. I'm shit, and I'll never ever ever leave. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Heneage Posted July 11, 2009 Share Posted July 11, 2009 On 11/07/2009 at 20:36, Mike said: Quick one while Mowen types up the real one. I'm s***, and I'll never ever ever leave. Dave? Ameobi? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pilko Posted July 11, 2009 Share Posted July 11, 2009 On 11/07/2009 at 20:36, Mike said: I'm shit, and I'll never ever ever leave. HTT? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Posted July 11, 2009 Share Posted July 11, 2009 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keefaz Posted July 11, 2009 Share Posted July 11, 2009 On 11/07/2009 at 20:31, captainhaircut said: Quote It's fucking Marcos Senna, isn't it. Correct. Ah! Good one, though. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mowen Posted July 11, 2009 Share Posted July 11, 2009 "I was born in Africa but moved to my current country of residence aged approximately 5 years. I was spotted (presumably by a blind man) aged 13, and now in my prime at 27 years of age and still with the same club I am regarded by some as one of their all time greats. I literally EXPLODED on to the scene in the year 2000, by trying to fight someone who is now not held in great regard by my outfit. It was a successful debut season - I scored 2 in 22 appearances, this still remains a proud record for me. I managed 7 games for my assimilated nation's Under 21 outfit in a 3 year period and am confident that if I fulfill my potential this season I will be in with a great shot of leading the line in the world cup in South Africa. I have scored a sensational 50 goals (in a mere 8 seasons) for my team and am mind-bogglingly their all time second highest European goalscorer. My greatest attributes include air-shots, falling over for no apparent reason and a first touch that seems to defy the laws of physics. My fans have re-worded the classic ditty "the hokey cokey" to pay homage to my immeasurable talents" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pilko Posted July 11, 2009 Share Posted July 11, 2009 On 11/07/2009 at 20:42, Mowen said: "I was born in Africa but moved to my current country of residence aged approximately 5 years. I was spotted (presumably by a blind man) aged 13, and now in my prime at 27 years of age and still with the same club I am regarded by some as one of their all time greats. I literally EXPLODED on to the scene in the year 2000, by trying to fight someone who is now not held in great regard by my outfit. It was a successful debut season - I scored 2 in 22 appearances, this still remains a proud record for me. I managed 7 games for my assimilated nation's Under 21 outfit in a 3 year period and am confident that if I fulfill my potential this season I will be in with a great shot of leading the line in the world cup in South Africa. I have scored a sensational 50 goals (in a mere 8 seasons) for my team and am mind-bogglingly their all time second highest European goalscorer. My greatest attributes include air-shots, falling over for no apparent reason and a first touch that seems to defy the laws of physics. My fans have re-worded the classic ditty "the hokey cokey" to pay homage to my immeasurable talents" Shola. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ObaStar Posted July 11, 2009 Share Posted July 11, 2009 " I used to work in England I think. yes and for a national team. now I work in holland and they call me shteeeeve Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
LiquidAK Posted July 11, 2009 Share Posted July 11, 2009 On 11/07/2009 at 20:43, Pilko with chilli sauce said: Quote "I was born in Africa but moved to my current country of residence aged approximately 5 years. I was spotted (presumably by a blind man) aged 13, and now in my prime at 27 years of age and still with the same club I am regarded by some as one of their all time greats. I literally EXPLODED on to the scene in the year 2000, by trying to fight someone who is now not held in great regard by my outfit. It was a successful debut season - I scored 2 in 22 appearances, this still remains a proud record for me. I managed 7 games for my assimilated nation's Under 21 outfit in a 3 year period and am confident that if I fulfill my potential this season I will be in with a great shot of leading the line in the world cup in South Africa. I have scored a sensational 50 goals (in a mere 8 seasons) for my team and am mind-bogglingly their all time second highest European goalscorer. My greatest attributes include air-shots, falling over for no apparent reason and a first touch that seems to defy the laws of physics. My fans have re-worded the classic ditty "the hokey cokey" to pay homage to my immeasurable talents" Shola. Has to be. The falling over bit gave it away. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pilko Posted July 11, 2009 Share Posted July 11, 2009 Alright, I'll have one up in a minute. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pilko Posted July 11, 2009 Share Posted July 11, 2009 I have played more games for Liverpool in charity matches and masters tournaments than I did when I actually played for them, who am I? (crap, sorry) Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Posted July 11, 2009 Share Posted July 11, 2009 I'm an orange twat. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ElDiablo Posted July 11, 2009 Share Posted July 11, 2009 David Dickinson. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Posted July 11, 2009 Share Posted July 11, 2009 http://img8.imageshack.us/img8/7056/edimgsnn2729f12218a.jpg Who the fuck is this guy? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ElDiablo Posted July 11, 2009 Share Posted July 11, 2009 You mean you've never seen Bargain Hunt? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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