Mowen Posted July 17, 2009 Share Posted July 17, 2009 Right that's it. I ain't gonna take it no more. I can't handle all this negativity, I need a pick-me-up. And I'm with NYPMike on this one, y'all. Shola, the man's a legend. He's going to be epic for us next season, 25 goals? No trouble at all he says - I agree. He's going to tear up this league like a very strong man ripping a piece of paper. He's got it all in his locker, he is a veteran at lulling the opposition into a false sense of security by falling over and has a cracking song about him. Arguably the best song. Just look at that picture of him riding a bike whilst simultaneously eating an apple. It brought a tear to my eye, presumably of happiness. Shola is the future. Top scorer CCC 09/10, nailed on. Who's with me on the Shola train? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
SEMTEX Posted July 17, 2009 Share Posted July 17, 2009 Fuck off. We're shit and we're gonna get relegated again. and Shola is gonna start every game, without scoring a single goal. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
rocksammy Posted July 17, 2009 Share Posted July 17, 2009 club needs some sort of small short term acomplishment :< Like being top of championship after a month would be really good. From a management side we just need some decent governance :S Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest toonlass Posted July 17, 2009 Share Posted July 17, 2009 club needs some sort of small short term acomplishment :< Like being top of championship after a month would be really good. From a management side we just need a manager FYP Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mowen Posted July 17, 2009 Share Posted July 17, 2009 Show some love for Shola or get out of my thread you lot. At the very least, mention him. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Stephen927 Posted July 17, 2009 Share Posted July 17, 2009 He will score 9 goals in the first 3 months, then 5 over the rest of the season. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ObiChrisKenobi Posted July 17, 2009 Share Posted July 17, 2009 I think Nicky Butt will score at least 5 goals, some not even in his own net, and complete at least 90% of his passes. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Zog Posted July 17, 2009 Share Posted July 17, 2009 'Can't read my, can't read my, no you can't read my Shola Face - he scores all the goals!' Bound to be a hit on the terraces next season! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Brazilianbob Posted July 17, 2009 Share Posted July 17, 2009 Whats the weather like on your planet? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
rocksammy Posted July 17, 2009 Share Posted July 17, 2009 club needs some sort of small short term acomplishment :< Like being top of championship after a month would be really good. From a management side we just need a manager FYP not at all. itll be keegan all over again Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
QBG Posted July 17, 2009 Share Posted July 17, 2009 I predict will win a game without then going on a monumental losing streak time after time as was the norm last year. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Mr C Posted July 17, 2009 Share Posted July 17, 2009 The clown couldn't score last time he was in this league, so I don't know what you think is going to change this time. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
bovineblue Posted July 17, 2009 Share Posted July 17, 2009 You put Shearer in You take Ashley out You do them both quick Or we'll win nowt Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted July 17, 2009 Share Posted July 17, 2009 club needs some sort of small short term acomplishment :< Like being top of championship after a month would be really good. From a management side we just need some decent governance :S I actually agree with this. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pilko Posted July 17, 2009 Share Posted July 17, 2009 'Can't read my, can't read my, no you can't read my Shola Face - he scores all the goals!' 'Scoring goals is not the same if you cannot run, And baby if it's Shola being rough it's really fun' 11 goals btw. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mowen Posted July 17, 2009 Share Posted July 17, 2009 'Can't read my, can't read my, no you can't read my Shola Face - he scores all the goals!' 'Scoring goals is not the same if you cannot run, And baby if it's Shola being rough it's really fun' 11 goals btw. BY DECEMBER. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pilko Posted July 17, 2009 Share Posted July 17, 2009 I wanna score em' like they do in Barca, please Shoot em' head em' hit me, raise it Shola, stay with me Luck and intuition play the fact he gets a start And after he's been booked i'll play the one that's on his heart Oh, oh, oh, oh, ohhhh, ohh-oh-e-ohh-oh-oh I'll get him hot, show him what i've got Oh, oh, oh, oh, ohhhh, ohh-oh-e-ohh-oh-oh I'll get him hot, show him what i've got Can't read my, can't read my No he can't read my Shola Face! (he's got to love nobody) Can't read my, can't read my No he can't read my Shola Face! (he's got to love nobody) S-s-s-Shola face, s-s-Shola face (mum mum mum mah) S-s-s-Shola face, s-s-s-Shola face (mum mum mum mah) I wanna roll with him a hard pair we will be A nippy striker is fun when you're with me (I love it!) Scoring the goals is not the same if you can't run And baby when Shola's rough, if it's not love it isn't fun Oh, oh, oh, oh, ohhhh, ohh-oh-e-ohh-oh-oh I'll get him hot, show him what i've got Oh, oh, oh, oh, ohhhh, ohh-oh-e-ohh-oh-oh I'll get him hot, show him what i've got Can't read my, can't read my No he can't read my Shola Face! (he`s got to love nobody) Can't read my, can't read my No he can't read my Shola Face! (he`s got to love nobody) S-s-s-Shola face, s-s-Shola face (mum mum mum mah) S-s-s-Shola face, s-s-Shola face (mum mum mum mah) I won't tell you that i love you Kiss or hug you Cause i'm bluffin' with my scuffin' I'm not lying I'm just slippin' With my goals deflection Just like a goal in the Nou Camp Take your bank before i pay you out I promise this, promise this Check this hand for three-year contract Can't read my, can't read my No he can't read my Shola Face! (he`s got to love nobody) Can't read my, can't read my No he can't read my Shola Face! (he`s got to love nobody) Can't read my, can't read my No he can't read my Shola Face! (he`s got to love nobody) Can't read my, can't read my No he can't read my Shola Face! (he`s got to love nobody) Can't read my, can't read my No he can't read my Shola Face! (he`s got to love nobody) Can't read my, can't read my No he can't read my Shola Face! (he`s got to love nobody) S-s-s-Shola face, s-s-Shola face (mum mum mum mah) S-s-s-Shola face, s-s-Shola face (mum mum mum mah) S-s-s-Shola face, s-s-Shola face (mum mum mum mah) S-s-s-Shola face, s-s-Shola face (mum mum mum mah) S-s-s-Shola face, s-s-Shola face (mum mum mum mah) S-s-s-Shola face, s-s-Shola face (mum mum mum mah) Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yorkie Posted July 17, 2009 Share Posted July 17, 2009 S'alright that. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted July 17, 2009 Share Posted July 17, 2009 S'alright that. Damned with faint praise. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pilko Posted July 17, 2009 Share Posted July 17, 2009 http://img22.imageshack.us/img22/2297/ladyshola.jpg LADY SHOLA Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
mouldy_uk Posted July 17, 2009 Share Posted July 17, 2009 Shola for ENGLAND, you heard it here first :indi: Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Zog Posted July 17, 2009 Share Posted July 17, 2009 That song is amazing! Maybe replace 'he's got to love nobody' with 'he scores all the goals' and it's got all the makings of a smash hit! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Mr C Posted July 17, 2009 Share Posted July 17, 2009 Shola for ENGLAND, you heard it here first :indi: and last Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mowen Posted July 17, 2009 Share Posted July 17, 2009 Shola for ENGLAND, you heard it here first :indi: Shola was saying this years ago. He's a savant. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
relámpago blanco Posted July 17, 2009 Share Posted July 17, 2009 Right that's it. I ain't gonna take it no more. I can't handle all this negativity, I need a pick-me-up. And I'm with NYPMike on this one, y'all. Shola, the man's a legend. He's going to be epic for us next season, 25 goals? No trouble at all he says - I agree. He's going to tear up this league like a very strong man ripping a piece of paper. He's got it all in his locker, he is a veteran at lulling the opposition into a false sense of security by falling over and has a cracking song about him. Arguably the best song. Just look at that picture of him riding a bike whilst simultaneously eating an apple. It brought a tear to my eye, presumably of happiness. Shola is the future. Top scorer CCC 09/10, nailed on. Who's with me on the Shola train? MAybe you should change your nickname to, Oh, Fo Shola As in the street way to say Oh, For sure Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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