Guest icemanblue Posted August 17, 2009 Share Posted August 17, 2009 Shola Ameobi is the reason why Wally is hiding. Shola Ameobi won a game of connect 4 in 3 moves. Genuinely creased at those two! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
NG32 Posted August 17, 2009 Share Posted August 17, 2009 The Titanic didn't hit an iceberg it hit Ameobi. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Posted August 17, 2009 Share Posted August 17, 2009 The best thing about this thread is that you can absolutely see into it's future. Page 5 will be filled with "Ameobi is shit!" witticisms. 44 matches left, 22 goals to go. On pace for 69 goals. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
bowlingcrofty Posted August 17, 2009 Share Posted August 17, 2009 If anyone has twitter, there's a #sholafact hashtag dedicated to these Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted August 17, 2009 Share Posted August 17, 2009 Soccer AM's new feature has been announced: Shola Boating. Showing all the amazing Show Boats of the World's most skillful Footballer, Shola Ameobi. Literally. Just, a collection of boats recommended by Shola. I'm not arguing with him. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jamie87 Posted August 17, 2009 Share Posted August 17, 2009 When Ameobi orgasms it leaves an exit wound. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest frazernufc Posted August 17, 2009 Share Posted August 17, 2009 Ameobi does not believe in God. God believes in Ameobi Ameobi can dive in the shallow end! Shola Ameobi did not join Newcastle United, Newcastle United joined Shola Ameobi If you spell Ameobi in Scrabble you win... FOREVER! Shola Ameobi lost his virginity BEFORE his father When Martin Luther King Jr said " I have a dream" , it was about Shola Ameobi Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest frazernufc Posted August 17, 2009 Share Posted August 17, 2009 Newcastle United and Sunderland were due to meet in a pre-season friendly the same day as Nile Rangers birthday party. All the lads want to go to the party, so they say to Ameobi, "Hey Shola, you can take care of the Sunderland on your own, can't you? You play them, we'll go to the party and you can come and join us later - we'll buy all your drinks." Shola agrees, and the lads go off to the party. They're following the game on teletext and soon after it kicks off, they see GOAL: Newcastle United 1 Sunderland 0: Ameobi, 7 minutes. They get the drinks and start celebrating. They keep an eye on the game and the score stays the same until just before the end, when they see GOAL: Newcastle United 1 Sunderland 1: Jones 89 minutes. The lads are all gutted, and a bit later a disconsolate looking Ameobi arrives at the party. "What happened Shola? How've you only managed a draw with the Sunderland?!?!" To which Ameobi replies "I got sent off after ten minutes." Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest bleedinblacknwhite Posted August 17, 2009 Share Posted August 17, 2009 Newcastle United and Sunderland were due to meet in a pre-season friendly the same day as Nile Rangers birthday party. All the lads want to go to the party, so they say to Ameobi, "Hey Shola, you can take care of the Sunderland on your own, can't you? You play them, we'll go to the party and you can come and join us later - we'll buy all your drinks." Shola agrees, and the lads go off to the party. They're following the game on teletext and soon after it kicks off, they see GOAL: Newcastle United 1 Sunderland 0: Ameobi, 7 minutes. They get the drinks and start celebrating. They keep an eye on the game and the score stays the same until just before the end, when they see GOAL: Newcastle United 1 Sunderland 1: Jones 89 minutes. The lads are all gutted, and a bit later a disconsolate looking Ameobi arrives at the party. "What happened Shola? How've you only managed a draw with the Sunderland?!?!" To which Ameobi replies "I got sent off after ten minutes." Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Jubby Posted August 18, 2009 Share Posted August 18, 2009 If shola had his own beer it would probley be the best beer in the world. Sholaberg. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Jubby Posted August 18, 2009 Share Posted August 18, 2009 If there was no shola we wouldn't be here today. shola is so fast he makes Usain bolt look slow. Shola hits number one in the charts after his hattrick last saturday. with the brand new single , sholaface Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Jubby Posted August 18, 2009 Share Posted August 18, 2009 A normal person has to pay for shagging prostitutes but Wen it comes to shola they pay him for being the greatest footballer ever known in the entire world. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
spizz energi Posted August 18, 2009 Share Posted August 18, 2009 Ameobi is the reason Hitler only had one ball. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Interpolic Posted August 18, 2009 Share Posted August 18, 2009 Shola doesn't need track names on his iPod, he just knows. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlanSkÃrare Posted August 18, 2009 Share Posted August 18, 2009 Shola once went to Burger King and asked for a Big Mac. He got one. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Interpolic Posted August 18, 2009 Share Posted August 18, 2009 Shola once went to Burger King and asked for a cheeseburger. He got one. Doesn't seem unusual. Even I've done that. I think you mean Big Mac mate. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tooj Posted August 18, 2009 Share Posted August 18, 2009 Shola once went to Burger King and asked for a cheeseburger. He got one. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Posted August 18, 2009 Share Posted August 18, 2009 Shola once went to Burger King and asked for a cheeseburger. He got one. I see what you mean. When it's Sholzinho, even the mundane seems amazing. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlanSkÃrare Posted August 18, 2009 Share Posted August 18, 2009 Shola once went to Burger King and asked for a cheeseburger. He got one. Doesn't seem unusual. Even I've done that. I think you mean Big Mac mate. I think I do. Got ahead of myself there Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Optimistic Nut Posted August 19, 2009 Share Posted August 19, 2009 Shola Ameobi doesn't cross the road, the kerb comes to him. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Optimistic Nut Posted August 19, 2009 Share Posted August 19, 2009 When Shola's watch stops, time itself stops until Shola can be bothered to get a new battery. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Roger Kint Posted August 19, 2009 Share Posted August 19, 2009 The Ghostbusters call Shola Ameobi Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
clintdempsey Posted August 19, 2009 Share Posted August 19, 2009 Shola can lick his own elbows. At the same time. Archeologists unearthed an old english dictionary dating back to the year 1236. It defined "victim" as "one who has encountered Shola Ameobi". Shola doesn't breathe. He holds air hostage. Shola lost both his legs in a car accident...and still managed to walk it off. Shola once played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
NG32 Posted August 19, 2009 Share Posted August 19, 2009 Shola taught Rambo everything he knows. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
clintdempsey Posted August 19, 2009 Share Posted August 19, 2009 Shola invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of light, except pink. Phil Brown invented pink. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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