Guest geordienorway Posted August 19, 2009 Share Posted August 19, 2009 Ameobi CAN believe it's not butter Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
NEEJ Posted August 19, 2009 Share Posted August 19, 2009 David Beckham insisted on the shirt number 23 at Real Madrid on the basis that Shola was his idol. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
AfroP Posted August 20, 2009 Share Posted August 20, 2009 Shola can have his cake and eat it Shola can be in 2 places at once When Jesus christ loses his way, he asks himself. "What would shola do?" Shola counted to infinity. Twice There are no weapons of mass destruction in iraq. Shola lives in fenham Shola Ameobi can touch MC hammer There is no such thing as global warming. Shola Ameobi was cold, so he turned the sun up Shola Ameobi recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull Shola Ameobi was what Willis was talkin' about Shola Ameobi doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants Shola Ameobi once kicked a horse in the chin. Its decendants are known today as Giraffes Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Phil K Posted August 20, 2009 Share Posted August 20, 2009 Just remember who is the only NUFC player to have scored so far (Duff gone) 'Bout time the rest started to effing contribute innit ? Shola can have his cake and eat it....etc etc etc This is good mind ! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest rinaldo #18 Posted August 20, 2009 Share Posted August 20, 2009 This is without a doubt the best thread ever! Can't stop laughing Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
NG32 Posted August 20, 2009 Share Posted August 20, 2009 Shola Ameobi once kicked a horse in the chin. Its decendants are known today as Giraffes Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
NG32 Posted August 20, 2009 Share Posted August 20, 2009 They didn't drop a nuclear bomb on Hiroshima, Shola was sky diving and his parachute didn't open. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ALHUSKY Posted August 20, 2009 Share Posted August 20, 2009 shola wont wear a watch , he decides the time Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frazzle Posted August 20, 2009 Share Posted August 20, 2009 The popular song 'The Hokey Cokey' was derived from the Newcastle United chant 'Ohh Shola Ameobi.' Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
clintdempsey Posted August 20, 2009 Share Posted August 20, 2009 Little known medical fact: Shola invented the Caesarean Section when he roundhouse-kicked himself out of his mother's womb. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
clintdempsey Posted August 20, 2009 Share Posted August 20, 2009 Thousands of years ago Shola came across a bear. It was so terrified that it fled north into the arctic. It was also so terrified all of its descendents now have white hair. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
clintdempsey Posted August 20, 2009 Share Posted August 20, 2009 When Shola says "More cowbell!", he MEANS it. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
localshop Posted August 20, 2009 Share Posted August 20, 2009 Shola IS better than a Kwik-Fit fitter. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Libertine Posted August 20, 2009 Share Posted August 20, 2009 wormy posts on a shola forum. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Optimistic Nut Posted August 22, 2009 Share Posted August 22, 2009 Shola Ameobi can kill two stones with one bird. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted August 22, 2009 Share Posted August 22, 2009 Shola Ameobi once kicked a horse in the chin. Its decendants are known today as Giraffes Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Optimistic Nut Posted August 22, 2009 Share Posted August 22, 2009 Shola Ameobi uses a night-light not because he's afraid of the dark, but because the dark is scared of him. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Theregulars Posted August 25, 2009 Share Posted August 25, 2009 When Ameobi has a piss, the Nile overflows. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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