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I particulary like the 'footballers tense'.  Well I've come in at the back post and the defender has been able  to clear......

 

'I've come in, put the kettle on, had a dig from 2 yards to get the teabag in the bin. Speculative, to say the least.'

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On his day, that player is unplayable.

 

..when the transfer window slams shut. (I fucking loathe that saying)

 

When people call youngish footballers, like 23-25 year olds 'lads' even though they're younger than the player they're describing. 'I think the lad did well' etc.

 

 

 

 

 

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I particulary like the 'footballers tense'.  Well I've come in at the back post and the defender has been able  to clear......

 

'I've come in, put the kettle on, had a dig from 2 yards to get the teabag in the bin. Speculative, to say the least.'

 

I've shagged the wife from behind...

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Harry Pearson does a thing on this in his book The Far Corner, where he does a thing about how he only uses footballing phrases for a day, it's quite funny.

 

'My manager rapped me for staying in bed. I hit back, branding him a 'right pain in the arse''.

 

It's funnier when you actually read it  ???

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Harry Pearson does a thing on this in his book The Far Corner, where he does a thing about how he only uses footballing phrases for a day, it's quite funny.

 

'My manager rapped me for staying in bed. I hit back, branding him a 'right pain in the arse''.

 

It's funnier when you actually read it  ???

one of the funniest books ever.

 

 

"fed" as in "he fed a ball down the line"....do you say to your mates "lovely curry last night,jimmy fed me a knife cos i dropped mina and couldn't reach it"

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