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Keefaz

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Also, when did they start saying 'simulation'? f***ing ridiculous.

 

'I thought the missus had forgotten my birthday, but it was just simulation.'

hang on....i thought the missus had missed my birthday, but it was just a dive ?
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On his day, that player is unplayable.

 

..when the transfer window slams shut. (I f***ing loathe that saying)

 

When people call youngish footballers, like 23-25 year olds 'lads' even though they're younger than the player they're describing. 'I think the lad did well' etc.

 

 

 

 

 

 

In a similar vein I always say 'go on Son' to players less than 10 years my junior

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Rescinded - never heard that word anywhere else.

 

Warchest - wtf is that all about.

 

Textbook - as in 'that was a textbook finish'. The only person I've seen use that in seriousness is Alan Partridge.

 

Piledriver - sounds like some sort of extremely painful issue in the back passage...

 

Dugout

 

Gone to ground - wtf, he dived or he was tripped, he didn't 'go to ground'.

 

I blame Sky commentators for most of this shite.

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Keefaz, going on this thread, you've not heard many people speak mate. Guile and Nullify? They're just words :lol:

 

Howay, 'guile' is probably used at least once every televised match, but outside of football, you'll probably hear it about once per year.

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Keefaz, going on this thread, you've not heard many people speak mate. Guile and Nullify? They're just words :lol:

 

Howay, 'guile' is probably used at least once every televised match, but outside of football, you'll probably hear it about once per year.

 

SONIC BOOM!

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