Guest Posted December 12, 2023 Share Posted December 12, 2023 6 hours ago, Justdoesit said: I've been absolutely creased at all of these, but still rate him as 'one of the best' when he was 18/19. His knee's have clearly bled to his brain, that's why he speaks so poorly haha. Until he switched off here second half of the relegation season where he didn't score after January, he scored 26 goals in 50 starts and 10 sub apps. Just never fit and never cared. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charlies Posted December 15, 2023 Share Posted December 15, 2023 This just some the boring, monotone, horse bothering rectangle twat up for me. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RUHRLYASLEEVESUP Posted December 15, 2023 Share Posted December 15, 2023 2 hours ago, Charlies said: This just some the boring, monotone, horse bothering rectangle twat up for me. The Alan partridge of football Be some poor fucker called Jed Maxwell in Toxteth with a room dedicated to him, most likely a distant cousin who invites complete strangers to come & see his shrine to the daredevil, apple throwing cunt “All Newcastle fans need to know is that I will be giving everything for their cause now.” - Michael Owen Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
joeyt Posted December 21, 2023 Share Posted December 21, 2023 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Norseman Posted December 21, 2023 Share Posted December 21, 2023 Just, wtf Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheBrownBottle Posted December 21, 2023 Share Posted December 21, 2023 55 minutes ago, joeyt said: He comes across as someone who tortured animals and insects when he was a kid Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nucasol Posted December 21, 2023 Share Posted December 21, 2023 50 minutes ago, TheBrownBottle said: He comes across as someone who tortured animals and insects when he was a kid “Michael Owen logic” is that it was someone else’s fault for getting a dart he threw at them stuck in their leg. Freak of a man. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scoot Posted December 21, 2023 Share Posted December 21, 2023 1 hour ago, joeyt said: Weirdo! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Groundhog63 Posted December 21, 2023 Share Posted December 21, 2023 Needs filing under "Things that never happened" "I threw a dart a someone" "said person" Either didn't know "said person" or he, actually, was "said person" Maybees it was another 13yr old, who knows Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
toon25 Posted December 21, 2023 Share Posted December 21, 2023 Wouldn't want to get stuck in a lift with him Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe1984 Posted December 21, 2023 Share Posted December 21, 2023 On 15/12/2023 at 07:33, RUHRLYASLEEVESUP said: The Alan partridge of football Be some poor fucker called Jed Maxwell in Toxteth with a room dedicated to him, most likely a distant cousin who invites complete strangers to come & see his shrine to the daredevil, apple throwing cunt “All Newcastle fans need to know is that I will be giving everything for their cause now.” - Michael Owen To be fair to Michael I can see how he confused Newcastle with England. Oh wait, no I can't... ? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrRaspberryJam Posted December 21, 2023 Share Posted December 21, 2023 5 hours ago, TheBrownBottle said: He comes across as someone who tortured animals and insects when he was a kid Aye he used to talk to them. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrRaspberryJam Posted December 21, 2023 Share Posted December 21, 2023 2 minutes ago, toon25 said: Wouldn't want to get stuck in a lift with him Alright then toon25 who would you want to get stuck in a lift with? Daley Thompson? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
toon25 Posted December 21, 2023 Share Posted December 21, 2023 5 minutes ago, MrRaspberryJam said: Alright then toon25 who would you want to get stuck in a lift with? Daley Thompson? That would be a certain Mr Sidney Poitier Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
GideonShandy Posted December 21, 2023 Share Posted December 21, 2023 30 minutes ago, toon25 said: That would be a certain Mr Sidney Poitier Too late Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arknor Posted December 22, 2023 Share Posted December 22, 2023 There's an old interview where he admits after his knee injury he purposely put himself into positions where he wouldn't get forced into a run Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheBrownBottle Posted December 23, 2023 Share Posted December 23, 2023 On 22/12/2023 at 04:30, toon25 said: That would be a certain Mr Sidney Poitier You’re thinking of the other one Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrRaspberryJam Posted December 23, 2023 Share Posted December 23, 2023 5 hours ago, TheBrownBottle said: You’re thinking of the other one The other what? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ronson333 Posted December 23, 2023 Share Posted December 23, 2023 https://www.goal.com/en-gb/lists/liverpool-robbie-fowler-ex-reds-team-mate-ballon-d-or-winner-michael-owen/bltf574293fcc56139c Fowler was the better finisher. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ryanegg Posted December 23, 2023 Share Posted December 23, 2023 Dug out an old signed shirt of his the other day? paid £80 for it 20 years ago.. any takers cost price? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
WideopenMag Posted December 23, 2023 Share Posted December 23, 2023 4 minutes ago, ryanegg said: Dug out an old signed shirt of his the other day? paid £80 for it 20 years ago.. any takers cost price? All stocked up on toilet roll cheers though Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghandis Flip-Flop Posted December 23, 2023 Share Posted December 23, 2023 31 minutes ago, Ronson333 said: https://www.goal.com/en-gb/lists/liverpool-robbie-fowler-ex-reds-team-mate-ballon-d-or-winner-michael-owen/bltf574293fcc56139c Fowler was the better finisher. They both lacked the drive and determination to adapt their games post injury. That for me is why a certain No9 we are all pretty enamoured with deserves every plaudit he continues to get. Fowler suffered one serious knee injury and didn’t have the drive to get back to his peak and the midget weasel had very little to his game after the pace deserted him. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheBrownBottle Posted December 23, 2023 Share Posted December 23, 2023 2 hours ago, MrRaspberryJam said: The other what? That’s racist Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Playmaker Posted December 23, 2023 Share Posted December 23, 2023 On 21/12/2023 at 17:21, toon25 said: Wouldn't want to get stuck in a lift with him If I was stuck in the elevator with Michael Owen, I would have to John McClane my way out of it. I wouldn’t have been able to stand his company for more than one second. I still find it really funny that he ended his “illustrious” career with Stoke City. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Theregulars Posted December 23, 2023 Share Posted December 23, 2023 (edited) Absolutely something of Dexter and Alan Strang about him, creepazoid. Edited December 23, 2023 by Theregulars Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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