Guest bimpy474 Posted February 11, 2012 Share Posted February 11, 2012 I'm glad he found it funny when he nonchalantly gave away a needless corner in the last ten minutes. Every time the opposition play the ball down our left, he gets sucked in as basically a third centre-back, leaving f***ing yards of space for the two players on the opposition's left to run into ready for a shot or free cross into the danger area. Every time the opposition play the ball down our right, he gets absolutely raped by virtue of being a horrendous footballer with no positional awareness, a heart the size of a drawing pin and an inability to use his left foot. His pass completion today, f***ing hell, I'd be surprised if it exceeded 10%. Shockingly bad. I think only probably Perch misplaced more passes. You probably haven't noticed but he gets sucked inside when Coloccini gets sucked out wide, it's called covering and Pardew has just been on ESPN with the biggest grin on his face I've seen today. He overcovers at times but that doesn't excuse his lack of passing ability, he cant even clear the ball, he kicks with same pace and strength of my 6 yr old, simply he isn't good enough and never will be. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
junkhead Posted February 11, 2012 Share Posted February 11, 2012 Sell. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pilko Posted February 11, 2012 Share Posted February 11, 2012 I'm glad he found it funny when he nonchalantly gave away a needless corner in the last ten minutes. Every time the opposition play the ball down our left, he gets sucked in as basically a third centre-back, leaving f***ing yards of space for the two players on the opposition's left to run into ready for a shot or free cross into the danger area. Every time the opposition play the ball down our right, he gets absolutely raped by virtue of being a horrendous footballer with no positional awareness, a heart the size of a drawing pin and an inability to use his left foot. His pass completion today, f***ing hell, I'd be surprised if it exceeded 10%. Shockingly bad. I think only probably Perch misplaced more passes. You probably haven't noticed but he gets sucked inside when Coloccini gets sucked out wide, it's called covering and Pardew has just been on ESPN with the biggest grin on his face I've seen today. you are such an idiot if you're STILL trying to defend this prick. If I could be arsed I'd do what you normally do and find screenshots, of the times when Simpson was standing more or less on Coloccini's toes in the centre of defence whilst the two players on the Spurs left were totally unattended. That's not covering, it's an absolute lack of positional awareness. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
alexf Posted February 11, 2012 Share Posted February 11, 2012 I'm glad he found it funny when he nonchalantly gave away a needless corner in the last ten minutes. Every time the opposition play the ball down our left, he gets sucked in as basically a third centre-back, leaving f***ing yards of space for the two players on the opposition's left to run into ready for a shot or free cross into the danger area. Every time the opposition play the ball down our right, he gets absolutely raped by virtue of being a horrendous footballer with no positional awareness, a heart the size of a drawing pin and an inability to use his left foot. His pass completion today, f***ing hell, I'd be surprised if it exceeded 10%. Shockingly bad. I think only probably Perch misplaced more passes. You probably haven't noticed but he gets sucked inside when Coloccini gets sucked out wide, it's called covering and Pardew has just been on ESPN with the biggest grin on his face I've seen today. He overcovers at times but that doesn't excuse his lack of passing ability, he cant even clear the ball, he kicks with same pace and strength of my 6 yr old, simply he isn't good enough and never will be. I'd love someone to make a compilation of all the times he touched the ball today because it really is shocking how bad he is with the ball. Plus his lack of pace is a real problem. Gets done by attackers and then when going forward the balls that are passed to him constantly go out of play because he can never get to them. Normally you would blame the passer for that but each example were acceptable weighted passes. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted February 11, 2012 Share Posted February 11, 2012 Keep it civil please folks. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mick Posted February 11, 2012 Share Posted February 11, 2012 He overcovers at times but that doesn't excuse his lack of passing ability, he cant even clear the ball, he kicks with same pace and strength of my 6 yr old, simply he isn't good enough and never will be. He has his faults and when we have our best 11 out he's the weak link, today he was no worse than every other player on the pitch. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Icke - Son of God Posted February 11, 2012 Share Posted February 11, 2012 I hope he doesn't sign a new contract. At least it'll give us an excuse to buy a new bloody full back. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest bimpy474 Posted February 11, 2012 Share Posted February 11, 2012 He overcovers at times but that doesn't excuse his lack of passing ability, he cant even clear the ball, he kicks with same pace and strength of my 6 yr old, simply he isn't good enough and never will be. He has his faults and when we have our best 11 out he's the weak link, today he was no worse than every other player on the pitch. I thought he was our worst by a mile, not that the others were any better, just watch the game again, clearances, passes, positional sense and going forward he is just cack, he is just a poor player at this level. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geordie Ahmed Posted February 11, 2012 Share Posted February 11, 2012 Has someone convinced him there is a bomb in the ball? He is scared shitless of it Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mick Posted February 11, 2012 Share Posted February 11, 2012 you are such an idiot if you're STILL trying to defend this prick. If I could be arsed I'd do what you normally do and find screenshots, of the times when Simpson was standing more or less on Coloccini's toes in the centre of defence whilst the two players on the Spurs left were totally unattended. That's not covering, it's an absolute lack of positional awareness. Grow up man, Coloccini was wide left when the first two goals went in. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest bimpy474 Posted February 11, 2012 Share Posted February 11, 2012 I'm glad he found it funny when he nonchalantly gave away a needless corner in the last ten minutes. Every time the opposition play the ball down our left, he gets sucked in as basically a third centre-back, leaving f***ing yards of space for the two players on the opposition's left to run into ready for a shot or free cross into the danger area. Every time the opposition play the ball down our right, he gets absolutely raped by virtue of being a horrendous footballer with no positional awareness, a heart the size of a drawing pin and an inability to use his left foot. His pass completion today, f***ing hell, I'd be surprised if it exceeded 10%. Shockingly bad. I think only probably Perch misplaced more passes. You probably haven't noticed but he gets sucked inside when Coloccini gets sucked out wide, it's called covering and Pardew has just been on ESPN with the biggest grin on his face I've seen today. He overcovers at times but that doesn't excuse his lack of passing ability, he cant even clear the ball, he kicks with same pace and strength of my 6 yr old, simply he isn't good enough and never will be. I'd love someone to make a compilation of all the times he touched the ball today because it really is shocking how bad he is with the ball. Plus his lack of pace is a real problem. Gets done by attackers and then when going forward the balls that are passed to him constantly go out of play because he can never get to them. Normally you would blame the passer for that but each example were acceptable weighted passes. Spot on, today showed for me that his passing is dreadful, and if as we did today start with two wingers, the full back will see a lot of the ball, gets to him he just gives it away, tbf so did everynoe else but he is woeful. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mick Posted February 11, 2012 Share Posted February 11, 2012 I thought he was our worst by a mile, not that the others were any better, just watch the game again, clearances, passes, positional sense and going forward he is just cack, he is just a poor player at this level. How could he be the worst by a mile if none were better? I don't feel like watching that again, I might later. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest bimpy474 Posted February 11, 2012 Share Posted February 11, 2012 I thought he was our worst by a mile, not that the others were any better, just watch the game again, clearances, passes, positional sense and going forward he is just cack, he is just a poor player at this level. How could he be the worst by a mile if none were better? I don't feel like watching that again, I might later. Figure of speech mate i just thought he was awful and our worst player, if you do watch it later fair play as i dont think i could stomach it. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mick Posted February 11, 2012 Share Posted February 11, 2012 Figure of speech mate i just thought he was awful and our worst player, if you do watch it later fair play as i dont think i could stomach it. I think we were awful from 1 to 11 without using squad numbers, I wouldn't pick any of them out as better or worse. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Crooks Posted February 11, 2012 Share Posted February 11, 2012 He was far worse than some of the others. He's not a good footballer at all when all is said and done. The real travesty is the fact that he's the only one that management feel can play that position....which is partly down to depth. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Prophet Posted February 11, 2012 Share Posted February 11, 2012 I'm glad he found it funny when he nonchalantly gave away a needless corner in the last ten minutes. Every time the opposition play the ball down our left, he gets sucked in as basically a third centre-back, leaving f***ing yards of space for the two players on the opposition's left to run into ready for a shot or free cross into the danger area. Every time the opposition play the ball down our right, he gets absolutely raped by virtue of being a horrendous footballer with no positional awareness, a heart the size of a drawing pin and an inability to use his left foot. His pass completion today, f***ing hell, I'd be surprised if it exceeded 10%. Shockingly bad. I think only probably Perch misplaced more passes. The defence as a whole was all over the place today, Simpson and Colo being particularly bad. You pick him out even when he's played alright like, agenda-tastic. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pilko Posted February 11, 2012 Share Posted February 11, 2012 I'm glad he found it funny when he nonchalantly gave away a needless corner in the last ten minutes. Every time the opposition play the ball down our left, he gets sucked in as basically a third centre-back, leaving f***ing yards of space for the two players on the opposition's left to run into ready for a shot or free cross into the danger area. Every time the opposition play the ball down our right, he gets absolutely raped by virtue of being a horrendous footballer with no positional awareness, a heart the size of a drawing pin and an inability to use his left foot. His pass completion today, f***ing hell, I'd be surprised if it exceeded 10%. Shockingly bad. I think only probably Perch misplaced more passes. The defence as a whole was all over the place today, Simpson and Colo being particularly bad. You pick him out even when he's played alright like, agenda-tastic. The defence as a whole was shit, yes. I deem Simpson to be (marginally) the worst of a bad bunch today. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Rey Mysterio Posted February 11, 2012 Share Posted February 11, 2012 He overcovers at times but that doesn't excuse his lack of passing ability, he cant even clear the ball, he kicks with same pace and strength of my 6 yr old, simply he isn't good enough and never will be. He has his faults and when we have our best 11 out he's the weak link, today he was no worse than every other player on the pitch. For once this is true today as the majority of the side had stinkers. The problem is most of the others can and do often play a lot better than tonight. Simpson is playing at least a couple of leagues above his abilities (I use that term very loosely) and turns in those performances on a scarily frequent basis. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ash Posted February 11, 2012 Share Posted February 11, 2012 If he was French, Dutch, Spanish, Italian, German, etc. he would never have played football professionally. Says a lot about the state of football in this country when he's getting game time at the highest club level. As a player, he epitomises everything that's wrong with football in this country. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest neesy111 Posted February 11, 2012 Share Posted February 11, 2012 you are such an idiot if you're STILL trying to defend this prick. If I could be arsed I'd do what you normally do and find screenshots, of the times when Simpson was standing more or less on Coloccini's toes in the centre of defence whilst the two players on the Spurs left were totally unattended. That's not covering, it's an absolute lack of positional awareness. Grow up man, Coloccini was wide left when the first two goals went in. Bollocks. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skirge Posted February 11, 2012 Share Posted February 11, 2012 you are such an idiot if you're STILL trying to defend this prick. If I could be arsed I'd do what you normally do and find screenshots, of the times when Simpson was standing more or less on Coloccini's toes in the centre of defence whilst the two players on the Spurs left were totally unattended. That's not covering, it's an absolute lack of positional awareness. Grow up man, Coloccini was wide left when the first two goals went in. Bollocks. HE WAS LIKE, first goal he went straight between Santon & Colo Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mick Posted February 11, 2012 Share Posted February 11, 2012 Bollocks. I can't remember asking what you had between your ears. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest neesy111 Posted February 11, 2012 Share Posted February 11, 2012 People have been on his back since we started back in the premiership last season and it's still continuing, so it's obvious his performances have not improved at all. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skirge Posted February 11, 2012 Share Posted February 11, 2012 I seem to remember early season people on here shouting England call up Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Rey Mysterio Posted February 11, 2012 Share Posted February 11, 2012 Those people deserved permanent bans. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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