Guest Posted November 15, 2006 Share Posted November 15, 2006 A full page by Lee Ryder saying where Newcastle would be if Owen was fit....based on ProZone & Championship Manager. :lol: Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Colos Short and Curlies Posted November 15, 2006 Share Posted November 15, 2006 A full page by Lee Ryder saying where Newcastle would be if Owen was fit....based on ProZone & Championship Manager. :lol: More accurate than Anals dribblings though Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitman Posted November 15, 2006 Share Posted November 15, 2006 Unbelievable tripe the whole lot today. Comical Ali reporting Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Toon Wanderer Posted November 15, 2006 Share Posted November 15, 2006 A mate of mine said Owen scored 40 goals in a season while he managed Newcastle. Somehow I doubt he would have in real life. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest theunis Posted November 15, 2006 Share Posted November 15, 2006 Think that is bit optimistic but who know we would never know mate Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted November 15, 2006 Share Posted November 15, 2006 How pathetic. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Disco Posted November 15, 2006 Share Posted November 15, 2006 what a pile of shite, worst thing he will of got paid a nice sum for researching that article (ie. playing on ChampMan.) what a cock Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 15, 2006 Share Posted November 15, 2006 Nice to know the Chronicle's in safe hands once Oliver hangs up his pen. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dokko Posted November 15, 2006 Share Posted November 15, 2006 A full page by Lee Ryder saying where Newcastle would be if Owen was fit....based on ProZone & Championship Manager. :lol: bluebigeek.gif bluebigeek.gif bluebigeek.gif bluebigeek.gif Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
thedudeabides Posted November 15, 2006 Share Posted November 15, 2006 Nice to know the Chronicle's in safe hands once Oliver hangs up his pen. Let's be honest though......there'll have been more than a few of our zanies who've cranked one out to this story. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest BooBoo Posted November 15, 2006 Share Posted November 15, 2006 A mate of mine said Owen scored 40 goals in a season while he managed Newcastle. Somehow I doubt he would have in real life. nono.gif Michael Owen is unlikely to ever play a full season for NUFC Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Dermot Posted November 15, 2006 Share Posted November 15, 2006 A mate of mine said Owen scored 40 goals in a season while he managed Newcastle. Somehow I doubt he would have in real life. nono.gif Michael Owen is unlikely to ever play a full season for NUFC Michael Owen has never played a full season. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest BooBoo Posted November 15, 2006 Share Posted November 15, 2006 A mate of mine said Owen scored 40 goals in a season while he managed Newcastle. Somehow I doubt he would have in real life. nono.gif Michael Owen is unlikely to ever play a full season for NUFC Michael Owen has never played a full season. :crip: Fair point Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toon Amy Posted November 15, 2006 Share Posted November 15, 2006 :lol: I thought I had heard it all this season from the Chronically Deluded! now I know I have! I do wish we had Michael Owen back though! :cry: Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ujpest doza Posted November 16, 2006 Share Posted November 16, 2006 Wait until you see todays man, Championship manager reckon if we play Albert Luque we'll draw at Arsenal and then have an amazing run of results bluebigeek.gif Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted November 16, 2006 Share Posted November 16, 2006 Luque's hero when the (micro) chips are down Nov 16 2006 By The Evening Chronicle Albert Luque turns out to be a scoring hero for Newcastle United in their hour of need. That's the verdict of the boffins behind computer simulation game Championship Manager 07. In yesterday's Chronicle we asked them to assess how differently United's season might have gone if Michael Owen had been fit. Using the ProZone stats so highly regarded by many top bosses, they factored in Owen - and insisted that United could have been as high as third in the table, with the England striker chipping in with eight goals. So we then asked the Championship Manager team to simulate United's 10 Premiership games between now and the transfer window opening in January - WITHOUT Owen in the equation and relying on the players Glenn Roeder has available to him. Again using the ProZone stats, the CM07 team brought Luque in from the cold to weigh in with eight goals in a run which yields 14 points (three wins, five draws and two defeats). In their simulation the Spaniard scored both goals in a 2-1 win over Blackburn - and another double in a 3-3 draw with Manchester United! Here's how the results turned out in United's run until the end of the year: Arsenal 2 United 2 United 2 Portsmouth 3 United 2 Reading 2 Blackburn 1 United 2 Chelsea 4 United 2 United 2 Watford 0 United 2 Tottenham 2 Bolton 0 United 2 Everton 2 United 2 United 3 Man Utd 3 Oliver's verdict on the next 10 games If the Championship Manager boffins think that Albert Luque's goals are going to save United I have one piece of advice for them - go back to the drawing board! They must be spending too much time with their heads in their ProZone stats as they cannot have seen the Spaniard play for United. People more informed than myself who see Luque in training every day tell me he does not look interested. And I have seen with my own eyes that United cannot even get him to warm up before a match if he is not in Glenn Roeder's starting line-up. I did see him score the winner in Palermo when, in the eyes of the North East Press, he was the worst man on the field. If Luque was up to scratch don't you think he would be the first name on Roeder's team-sheet in the current situation? Unlike the Championship Manager team, I don't have the answer to United's scoring problems. But I can still hope that Kieron Dyer forms some sort of partnership with Oba Martins. And pray that Damien Duff finds the form which made him such a great player with Chelsea, and that James Milner, Charles N'Zogbia and Nobby Solano can get some end product to their approach play. If United can keep their head above water until the transfer window opens on January 1, I am convinced they will be OK. But I am not as confident as the boffins about the 10 Premiership games between now and then. My forecast (two wins, three draws and five defeats): Arsenal (a): No points Pompey (h): One point Reading (h): Three points Blackburn (a): One point Chelsea (a): No points Watford (h): Three points Spurs (h): One point Bolton (a): No points Everton (a): No points Man Utd (h): No points Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tachikoma Posted November 16, 2006 Share Posted November 16, 2006 3 wins, 5 draws and 2 losses isn't really amazing per se Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tisd09 Posted November 16, 2006 Share Posted November 16, 2006 And I thought my local paper was full of cack. Surely this is a joke guys? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ujpest doza Posted November 16, 2006 Share Posted November 16, 2006 3 wins, 5 draws and 2 losses isn't really amazing per se Compared to our previous results this season its absolutely cracking. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 16, 2006 Share Posted November 16, 2006 Jesus wept. I love the way he still has to stick his own opinion in! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wullie Posted November 16, 2006 Share Posted November 16, 2006 :lol: That is absolutely brilliant. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest smoggeordie Posted November 16, 2006 Share Posted November 16, 2006 On Anal Olivers video on icnewcastle he says: "If Dyer had completely lost his sight it would have put a real question mark over his career" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wullie Posted November 16, 2006 Share Posted November 16, 2006 On Anal Olivers video on icnewcastle he says: "If Dyer had completely lost his sight it would have put a real question mark over his career" :lol: Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 16, 2006 Share Posted November 16, 2006 On Anal Olivers video on icnewcastle he says: "If Dyer had completely lost his sight it would have put a real question mark over his career" Some would already argue he runs around like a headless chicken anyway Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Craig1892 Posted November 16, 2006 Share Posted November 16, 2006 Chronicle's arse nowadays. So far up the Fat Leeches arse you can smell the digesting pies when you read it. SHEPHERD OUT SACK ANAL Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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