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Michael Owen has just said something I really agree with, suicide?

 

The X Factor tweet? I also agree with that.......

 

Yep, really annoyed with myself. Can you cut yourself without it being considered an act of attention seeking?

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TheBig_Sam notBigSam

Just had a s***. Nowt unusual with that. But I did it facing the opposite way on the bog. Big Sam is just constantly innovating.

 

:lol:

 

 

Fairly certain I won't be the only one trying that later either.

 

Don't, it skids down a bit of the pan that normal flushing doesn't hit properly. It takes weeks to pee off those shit streaks.

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Michael Owen has just said something I really agree with, suicide?

 

The X Factor tweet? I also agree with that.......

 

Yep, really annoyed with myself. Can you cut yourself without it being considered an act of attention seeking?

 

You should take a shower to properly cleanse yourself.

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Michael Owen has just said something I really agree with, suicide?

 

The X Factor tweet? I also agree with that.......

 

Yep, really annoyed with myself. Can you cut yourself without it being considered an act of attention seeking?

 

You should take a shower to properly cleanse yourself.

 

 

It will only work if I use a plugged in toaster as a sponge I reckon.

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Michael Owen has just said something I really agree with, suicide?

 

The X Factor tweet? I also agree with that.......

 

Yep, really annoyed with myself. Can you cut yourself without it being considered an act of attention seeking?

 

What he say?

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Michael Owen has just said something I really agree with, suicide?

 

The X Factor tweet? I also agree with that.......

 

Yep, really annoyed with myself. Can you cut yourself without it being considered an act of attention seeking?

 

What he say?

 

Basically said that X Factor is shit.

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themichaelowen michael owen

I'm being subjected to X Factor. Is Louis the biggest nugget of all time? Crying? I hate this programme with a passion. All phonies.

 

http://img600.imageshack.us/img600/8849/phonies.jpg

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Say I was given the choice, to either bum wor Chezza or punch Michael Owen. I'd opt for smashing Chezza because its the right thing to do, but I wouldn't beable to enjoy it, as in the back of my mind I'd just be thinking about what a missed opportunity. I'd hope Cheryls fellatio tekkers would neutralise Michael Owens muggy grin that would be stuck in my head enabling me to get more than a semi lob on. Unlikely though, unlikely.

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