Footballing Superpowers

[HawK]

Was thinking about this recently and brought a good debate between me and a friend It seems for every power there's a good counter. What would yours be? There's lots of really great reasons why any one of a hundred abilities would be good to have.

 

I'll plump with a telekinesis, pick up the ball and move it with the power of your mind into the goal.

[Guest firetotheworks]

I'd like a foot like a traction engine.

[Kaizero]

Invisibility. Fuck the ref seeing if I carry the ball into goal or not.

[Pilko]

I'd love the ability to pass a ball.

[ponsaelius]

Whatever superpower Messi has.

[Ronaldo]

I'd like a foot like a traction engine.

 

Knew i'd see that in here.

[Allmo]

To stop time. Kick the ball, stop time, pick up said ball and move it into the back of the net.

[Guest scum]

Whatever superpower Stevie Harper has.

 

fyp

[brummie]

The ability to distinguish between a centre back and a right back.

 

It's for a "friend".

[Ocho]

The ability to distinguish between a centre back and a right back.

 

It's for a "friend".

 

[Happy Face]

Don't save game after a bad result.

[Ketsbaia]

Don't save game after a bad result.

 

[Guest scum]

I'd like a foot like a traction engine.

 

I'd like a fist like andy carrolls.