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After watching Jonas celebrate, Nolan pulls a tinny out of his shorts and cracks it open after netting his hat-trick.

 

Roy Keane graciously applauding Newcastle with a smile.

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Clem running around the pitch like a twat during the lap of honour trying to get an interview for Manish and co. Chris Hughton losing his temper and repeatedly smacking Clem over the head with the Championship trophy whilst shouting;

 

F***off you Smoggy B*****d, you f*****g annoying bald C**t, Im the Guv'nor, I'm the F*****g Guv'nor!!

 

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Best scoring an own goal, we get defeated, after the match Ashely announces that we paid 20 million for Leon and we are going to administration with a 30 points deduction, so we stay here for one more year :frantic:

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Best scoring an own goal, we get defeated, after the match Ashely announces that we paid 20 million for Leon and we are going to administration with a 30 points deduction, so we stay here for one more year :frantic:

 

Could still get us into the playoffs tbh.

 

 

The DJ playing "Who let the dogs out?", "You ain't nothin but a hound dog" and the Dog Tannion theme

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Mike Ashey presents Hughton with a oversized novelty cheque with £14 million written on it and says "Here is your transfer budget for the premiership."

 

Hughton goes "But you said I'd get £15 million?"

 

Ashley rips it into pieces and says "NO SIGNINGS FOR YOU!"

 

 

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