Unlikely events to happen against Ipswich Town

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A bevvy of sober football supporters praise the achievements of their team while showing sporting respect to the visiting sportsmen.

[Guest Heneage]

After watching Jonas celebrate, Nolan pulls a tinny out of his shorts and cracks it open after netting his hat-trick.

 

Roy Keane graciously applauding Newcastle with a smile.

[NG32]

Jimmy Saville to moon walk with just a toon top on.

[Astroblack]

Leon Best to score.

[Foluwashola]

Leon Best to score.

 

Areet, this thread has gone too far now.

[Liam Liam Liam O]

Ranger to get half an hour with the game sewn up after 60 minutes.

[eddco]

Clem running around the pitch like a twat during the lap of honour trying to get an interview for Manish and co. Chris Hughton losing his temper and repeatedly smacking Clem over the head with the Championship trophy whilst shouting;

 

F***off you Smoggy B*****d, you f*****g annoying bald C**t, Im the Guv'nor, I'm the F*****g Guv'nor!!

 

[papo]

Best scoring an own goal, we get defeated, after the match Ashely announces that we paid 20 million for Leon and we are going to administration with a 30 points deduction, so we stay here for one more year

[Jill]

I get to the ground in plenty of time for kick off and jog up to L7 without feeling like my lungs are going to explode.

[Ketsbaia]

Best scoring an own goal, we get defeated, after the match Ashely announces that we paid 20 million for Leon and we are going to administration with a 30 points deduction, so we stay here for one more year

 

Could still get us into the playoffs tbh.

 

 

The DJ playing "Who let the dogs out?", "You ain't nothin but a hound dog" and the Dog Tannion theme

[Foluwashola]

The DJ playing "Who let the dogs out?", "You ain't nothin but a hound dog" and the Dog Tannion theme

 

By gum, I would love that 

[Pilko]

Keith Lard to march onto the pitch and give a fire safety talk.

[Thespence]

Mike Ashley on the pitch after the match with microphone in hand & starts singing: Frank Sinatra – My Way. Then blasts into: Chas And Dave - Rabbit. Then ends with him & Del singing the  Only Fools and Horses.

[S.S.R.]

Mike Ashey presents Hughton with a oversized novelty cheque with £14 million written on it and says "Here is your transfer budget for the premiership."

 

Hughton goes "But you said I'd get £15 million?"

 

Ashley rips it into pieces and says "NO SIGNINGS FOR YOU!"