QBG Posted October 26, 2010 Share Posted October 26, 2010 didn't see that coming did he? Prick. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Disco Posted October 26, 2010 Share Posted October 26, 2010 Sports Personality of the Year surely? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unbelievable Posted October 26, 2010 Share Posted October 26, 2010 That'll teach the fucker for picking the wrong team for the final.. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
NG32 Posted October 27, 2010 Share Posted October 27, 2010 didn't see that coming did he? Prick. How the fuck is he a dick, he had more class and style then you. Fucking octopus hater. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wilky Posted October 27, 2010 Share Posted October 27, 2010 RIP Paul, six feet under, two above Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
OzzieMandias Posted October 27, 2010 Share Posted October 27, 2010 The plot thickens: Not everyone, it seems, is prepared to accept the news that the "psychic" octopus – who made such a splash over the summer by successfully predicting the results of World Cup games – passed away on Monday in the comfort of the German aquarium he called home. According to Jiang Xiao, the director of a forthcoming thriller entitled Who Killed Paul the Octopus?, the creature had really been dead for the last three months. Jiang told the Guardian she was "60 to 70% sure" Paul had died in July and been secretly replaced by his keepers. Explaining how such a deception could have been perpetrated, she added: "[Octopuses] all look the same. It is impossible to tell the difference." Jiang said she thought it was "kind of strange" that news of Paul's death had broken not long after the Oberhausen Sea Life Centre in western Germany had contacted her team to say they were keen to co-operate on the international distribution of her film. "We have been keeping in touch with the German aquarium ever since the beginning [of production] but it seemed to me that they were afraid," she said. "The movie is about unveiling the inside story behind the octopus miracle, so they felt nervous. "For the movie, we had done quite a lot of investigation and I am 60% to 70% sure that Paul died on 9 July [two days before the World Cup final] and the Germans have been covering up his death and fooling us for a long time." http://www.guardian.co.uk/football/2010/oct/26/paul-octopus-dead-psychic-world Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
NG32 Posted October 27, 2010 Share Posted October 27, 2010 Some horny german with an octopus fetish shagged paul to death. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oakie Doke Posted October 27, 2010 Share Posted October 27, 2010 didn't see that coming did he? Prick. How the f*** is he a dick, he had more class and style then you. f***ing octopus hater. he stole my wife Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aphrodite Posted October 27, 2010 Share Posted October 27, 2010 Explaining how such a deception could have been perpetrated, she added: "[Octopuses] all look the same. It is impossible to tell the difference." Well that's me convinced. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
NG32 Posted October 27, 2010 Share Posted October 27, 2010 didn't see that coming did he? Prick. How the f*** is he a dick, he had more class and style then you. f***ing octopus hater. he stole my wife Did he ! The DORTY cephalopod ! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeDubbleYoo Posted October 27, 2010 Share Posted October 27, 2010 "The octopus miracle" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
NG32 Posted October 27, 2010 Share Posted October 27, 2010 It needs an ITV drama. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
biggs Posted October 27, 2010 Share Posted October 27, 2010 Explaining how such a deception could have been perpetrated, she added: "[Octopuses] all look the same. It is impossible to tell the difference." Well that's me convinced. Could have give him some sort of tattoo or something to make him feel different and gifted Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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