Alan Pardew

[NG32]

@ Ashley and his choice of manager.

[Dokko]

Who sits in the Milburn Paddock and reckons they've got the best 50 metre sprint and right hook?

 

I think something of this nature could very well happen on Saturday..

 

Someone kamikaze 20/30m up the stand fly kicking Ashley in the back of the head.

[madras]

If you accept their reasons for getting rid of CH and they appear to be based on a lack of confidence in his managerial rather than coaching abilities- then by applying those same principles how does pardew become the man for the job.

 

Its a debatable issue whether Hughtons sacking was right or wrong but having made that decision you must surely have a replacement who has a proven record of excellence.

don't need a proven record of excellence as very few have, you do have to bring in someone you think is better and i'm pretty sure ashley and lambias are alone in thinking that pardew is the better of the two.

[David Icke - Son of God]

Who sits in the Milburn Paddock and reckons they've got the best 50 metre sprint and right hook?

 

Careful with stuff like that. I had a PM before from a horrific cunt of a poster who said a similar comment I made "had been noted" 

 

That Brazilianbob is such a card 

[mrmojorisin75]

I'd say the situation is worse. When JFK came in we were a fucking shambles already. It was the icing on a shambolic cake. Up until Monday we were in a bad patch but a solid position after a good start to the season. The scale of change in outlook since Monday morning (48 hours ago!) is more dramatic

 

i didn't ask about the situation, i asked about how pardew could possibly be considered worse than JFK

 

i'm out, i'll come back in a few days see if people have calmed down enough to talk sense

 

 

[broonalegeordie]

FUCK MY LIFE

[NG32]

I'd say the situation is worse. When JFK came in we were a f***ing shambles already. It was the icing on a shambolic cake. Up until Monday we were in a bad patch but a solid position after a good start to the season. The scale of change in outlook since Monday morning (48 hours ago!) is more dramatic

 

i didn't ask about the situation, i asked about how pardew could possibly be considered worse than JFK

 

i'm out, i'll come back in a few days see if people have calmed down enough to talk sense

 

 

 

 

[Nexumaster]

Is he REALLY this fucking stupid!?!?! ARGHHH 

[David Icke - Son of God]

Who sits in the Milburn Paddock and reckons they've got the best 50 metre sprint and right hook?

 

I think something of this nature could very well happen on Saturday..

 

I know someone who used to get in the Milburn on the sly (he knew one of the doormen who is now unemployed for this very reason) and he would've had no issue doing such a thing. Gutted he has to sit in the cheap seats nowadays

[NG32]

Is he REALLY this f***ing stupid!?!?! ARGHHH 

 

Seems that way.

[Dr Venkman]

Make no mistake, this has been the plan for over a month and it's only good results which have annoyingly got in the way of Ashley giving another one of his mates another job earlier on.

 

Exactly

 

It really is pathetic and shameful the way Hughton has been treated... the idea that Ashley has been waiting for an excuse to do this and bring in Pardew is sickening.

 

it'a pathetic and shameful the way WE'VE been treated mate. hughton can walk away with head held high and look for another job, we're stuck with this shit until he dies or sells.

[David Icke - Son of God]

I'd say the situation is worse. When JFK came in we were a fucking shambles already. It was the icing on a shambolic cake. Up until Monday we were in a bad patch but a solid position after a good start to the season. The scale of change in outlook since Monday morning (48 hours ago!) is more dramatic

 

i didn't ask about the situation, i asked about how pardew could possibly be considered worse than JFK

 

i'm out, i'll come back in a few days see if people have calmed down enough to talk sense

 

 

 

JFK was only an interim measure, or so we were lead to believe. A five year contract for Pardew would be comparable in terms of complete fuckwittery from those at the top.

[AyeDubbleYoo]

Things is, Ashley's job description and management style rules out any respectable manager completely.

[broonalegeordie]

fuck off alan pardew, oh what can it meeeeeean, to a, sad cockney bastard, with a, shit boardroom teeeeam.

[SUPERTOON]

JFK has a better prem record than Pardew.

[Kasper]

Last one turns off the lights please........

[BlueStar]

Pardew has to leave SJP on Saturday too terrified to ever set foot in the ground again.

[Colocho]

Loving the shock/horror shit in here, was fucking obvious all along it would be Pardew.

[broonalegeordie]

Pardew has to not make it to SJP on Saturday due too terrified to ever set foot in the ground, ever.

 

FYP

[Dr Venkman]

Pardew has to leave SJP on Saturday too terrified to ever set foot in the ground again.

 

wont make any difference, ashley will still be the one appointing the manager. only way to get him out is to deprive him of your money. can we actually get this off the ground now that it looks like pardew's on the way?

[Ocho]

Loving the shock/horror s*** in here, was f***ing obvious all along it would be Pardew.

 

Thanks Golfmag for being ITK and the worst bit of money that I've ever won.

[Guest TrueToon]

I hope the team can still play well with all this going on (wishful thinking)

[BlueStar]

Menacing chorus of "We know where you, we know where you, we know where you live?"

[Dokko]

Pardew has to leave SJP on Saturday too terrified to ever set foot in the ground again.

 

He'll be managing the club from London via TV no doubt.

 

21" CRT on a stand in the dugout with loads of graffiti all over it from benched players like Carroll & Tiote.

[Thespence]

Pardew, Ashley & Dekka all know eachother due to gambling at a casino. Can see our change strip being like the AC Milan kit while  the keeper is in green.