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Davide Santon (now retired)


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Hope Del has briefed the pilot to do a sales pitch as the plane flies into Newcastle....

 

"ladies and gentlemen, if you care to look out of the window on our approach you'll see the suburb of Benton, home to Newcastle's excellent training facilities and their magnificent new borehole"

 

 

That joke is getting really bore-ing now. Its been totally dug into the ground, and its just treading water.

 

don't know water your talking about....

 

Oh, didn't know you were Italian. Is Santon any good?

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I know someone said their kid had the same name so I apologise in advance but I don't like this e at the end of David bollocks.

 

Needs to sort that shit out before he signs.

 

You tell him, John.

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I know someone said their kid had the same name so I apologise in advance but I don't like this e at the end of David bollocks.

 

Needs to sort that s*** out before he signs.

 

You do realise that he's foreign, to us anyhoo but in Italia its Davide.

 

:fishing:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Jonathan, please notice it's an, not on.

 

I don't care where the fuck he's from, if he wants to come to England he needs to adapt to our culture.

 

Davide ffs! What next? Yohane Cabaye?

 

Mikee Williamson.

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Jonathan, please notice it's an, not on.

 

I don't care where the f*** he's from, if he wants to come to England he needs to adapt to our culture.

 

Davide ffs! What next? Yohane Cabaye?

 

Shud up you rubber Joneeee :D

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Sholæ Ameobi

 

Sholæ not.

 

As a Dane, I find your use of the letter 'æ' offensive.

 

Aye? Well Hans Christian Andersen was s***.

 

Aye, he was a wanker. It's well-documented. He used to draw a little X in his diary every time he took a wank. True story!

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