leffe186 Posted May 9, 2014 Share Posted May 9, 2014 At least when he's back he'll be too slow to get himself offside. He'll be too slow to get himself onside. He'll just goal-hang. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ronaldo Posted May 9, 2014 Share Posted May 9, 2014 At least this means he won't be off this summer. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dokko Posted May 9, 2014 Share Posted May 9, 2014 You could start him this weekend and you wouldn't know the difference. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest firetotheworks Posted May 9, 2014 Share Posted May 9, 2014 I'll try that out actually. I like a challenge. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest bimpy474 Posted May 9, 2014 Share Posted May 9, 2014 At least when he's back he'll be too slow to get himself offside. He'll be too slow to get himself onside. He'll just goal-hang. I was thinking along the lines of Pardew still here defensive shit, he'll never get that far forward with a gammy leg in that set up like. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robbo Posted May 12, 2014 Share Posted May 12, 2014 Lee Ryder @lee_ryder 59s Hearing Papiss Cisse has had good news after surgery and recovery time not as long as first feared #nufc RIP . Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Interpolic Posted May 12, 2014 Share Posted May 12, 2014 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
nemtizz Posted May 12, 2014 Share Posted May 12, 2014 Would never wanna wish pain on any of our players (except Gosling, Obertan etc ofc) but FFS Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
wyn davies Posted May 12, 2014 Share Posted May 12, 2014 may be ready for a club to take a chance on him prior to the close of the transfer market window on 31st August, if the buying club is prepared to take a risk. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
KaKa Posted May 12, 2014 Share Posted May 12, 2014 Would you take a chance on him? I wouldn't if he was fully fit! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
wyn davies Posted May 12, 2014 Share Posted May 12, 2014 Would you take a chance on him? I wouldn't if he was fully fit! you never know a change of scenery may work wonders and he'll pop them in without issue's Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cajun Posted May 12, 2014 Share Posted May 12, 2014 Lee Ryder @lee_ryder 59s Hearing Papiss Cisse has had good news after surgery and recovery time not as long as first feared #nufc RIP . The first time he's ever got back earlier than expected? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wullie Posted May 12, 2014 Share Posted May 12, 2014 Some of our fans on Facebook are staggeringly dim. Guy1: Cisse out for 7 months. Guy2: you mean several months. Guy1: does it matter how I spelt it? :lol: Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Revolution Number 9 Posted May 12, 2014 Share Posted May 12, 2014 :lol: Wow. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ujpest doza Posted May 22, 2014 Share Posted May 22, 2014 may be ready for a club to take a chance on him prior to the close of the transfer market window on 31st August, if the buying club is prepared to take a risk. I read somewhere at the weekend that Cisse has a £6M release clause in his contract that kicks in on July 31st this year. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TBG Posted May 22, 2014 Share Posted May 22, 2014 Knee way. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
KaKa Posted May 22, 2014 Share Posted May 22, 2014 may be ready for a club to take a chance on him prior to the close of the transfer market window on 31st August, if the buying club is prepared to take a risk. I read somewhere at the weekend that Cisse has a £6M release clause in his contract that kicks in on July 31st this year. The guy is a forgotten man. Even a £1 million clause wouldn't be activated by anyone. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ronaldo Posted May 22, 2014 Share Posted May 22, 2014 Don't be silly, man. He's got a proven track record of consistently putting the ball in the back of the net in teams that create chances. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ujpest doza Posted May 22, 2014 Share Posted May 22, 2014 Don't be silly, man. He's got a proven track record of consistently putting the ball in the back of the net in teams that create chances. Precisely, he wasn't getting chances to miss last year. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beren Posted May 22, 2014 Share Posted May 22, 2014 Don't be silly, man. He's got a proven track record of consistently putting the ball in the back of the net in teams that create chances. Don't get this stance, personally. Putting the stats down and assessing him with my eyes, this is how I see him: He's a strong contender for the weakest striker in the division - no defender finishes a game feeling like they've had to earn their paycheck. He's not beating anyone for pace. His finishing is highly erratic and he regularly skies presentable opportunities. In fairness, when you get less chances, I do appreciate you tend to snatch at those you do get - but over the length of time he has scuffed opportunities, I think even this defence becomes a bit tenuous. His movement is patchy at best and at 28 years old, I'm still not sure he knows the offside rule. His commitment when he's on the pitch has been generally good, but I'm not sure that works in his favour. If he looked lethargic playing under Pardew (somewhat excusable IMO) at least you'd know he had another level. And he's a service striker, an increasingly ill-advised phenotype of forward in today's game. It's all fucking moot under our current management, but just for the sake of it, I don't think he's up to it under any manager - got no hope for the guy in terms of football. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TRon Posted May 22, 2014 Share Posted May 22, 2014 Don't be silly, man. He's got a proven track record of consistently putting the ball in the back of the net in teams that create chances. Don't get this stance, personally. Putting the stats down and assessing him with my eyes, this is how I see him: He's a strong contender for the weakest striker in the division - no defender finishes a game feeling like they've had to earn their paycheck. He's not beating anyone for pace. His finishing is highly erratic and he regularly skies presentable opportunities. In fairness, when you get less chances, I do appreciate you tend to snatch at those you do get - but over the length of time he has scuffed opportunities, I think even this defence becomes a bit tenuous. His movement is patchy at best and at 28 years old, I'm still not sure he knows the offside rule. His commitment when he's on the pitch has been generally good, but I'm not sure that works in his favour. If he looked lethargic playing under Pardew (somewhat excusable IMO) at least you'd know he had another level. And he's a service striker, an increasingly ill-advised phenotype of forward in today's game. It's all fucking moot under our current management, but just for the sake of it, I don't think he's up to it under any manager - got no hope for the guy in terms of football. He's no Drogba that's for sure, and no one has ever claimed he is in terms of all round game, but his touch and hold up play are still not too bad and he can use the ball quite well. Is it as good as Luke De jong? No probably not, but look at his movement in the penalty area, it's that of a natural striker, whereas De Jong looks like he's ready to burst into tears at the prospect of taking a shot on goal. Get Cisse some decent service from out wide and he'll score goals. He's not going to score from long balls punted 50 yards down the pitch though which is the only service he'll get under Pardew. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest neesy111 Posted May 22, 2014 Share Posted May 22, 2014 I seem to remember Cisse missing lots of a good chances last year. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ronaldo Posted May 22, 2014 Share Posted May 22, 2014 Don't be silly, man. He's got a proven track record of consistently putting the ball in the back of the net in teams that create chances. Don't get this stance, personally. Putting the stats down and assessing him with my eyes, this is how I see him: He's a strong contender for the weakest striker in the division - no defender finishes a game feeling like they've had to earn their paycheck. He's not beating anyone for pace. His finishing is highly erratic and he regularly skies presentable opportunities. In fairness, when you get less chances, I do appreciate you tend to snatch at those you do get - but over the length of time he has scuffed opportunities, I think even this defence becomes a bit tenuous. His movement is patchy at best and at 28 years old, I'm still not sure he knows the offside rule. His commitment when he's on the pitch has been generally good, but I'm not sure that works in his favour. If he looked lethargic playing under Pardew (somewhat excusable IMO) at least you'd know he had another level. And he's a service striker, an increasingly ill-advised phenotype of forward in today's game. It's all fucking moot under our current management, but just for the sake of it, I don't think he's up to it under any manager - got no hope for the guy in terms of football. It's not really a stance, it's factual. You can argue the merits all you want and I do agree generally the feasibility of such a player in today's game is negligible. A player who has demostrated the aptitude to consistently score goals with good service will always be worth far more than £1m, though. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dinho lad Posted May 22, 2014 Share Posted May 22, 2014 Don't be silly, man. He's got a proven track record of consistently putting the ball in the back of the net in teams that create chances. Don't get this stance, personally. Putting the stats down and assessing him with my eyes, this is how I see him: He's a strong contender for the weakest striker in the division - no defender finishes a game feeling like they've had to earn their paycheck. He's not beating anyone for pace. His finishing is highly erratic and he regularly skies presentable opportunities. In fairness, when you get less chances, I do appreciate you tend to snatch at those you do get - but over the length of time he has scuffed opportunities, I think even this defence becomes a bit tenuous. His movement is patchy at best and at 28 years old, I'm still not sure he knows the offside rule. His commitment when he's on the pitch has been generally good, but I'm not sure that works in his favour. If he looked lethargic playing under Pardew (somewhat excusable IMO) at least you'd know he had another level. And he's a service striker, an increasingly ill-advised phenotype of forward in today's game. It's all fucking moot under our current management, but just for the sake of it, I don't think he's up to it under any manager - got no hope for the guy in terms of football. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beren Posted May 22, 2014 Share Posted May 22, 2014 Will he, Tron? I'm not sure. He doesn't have the aggression, and we don't have the service from out wide. Linking up play isn't really enough to warrant a starting berth spearheading an attack in this league. The difference between him and De Jong is fairly negligible IMO. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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