Mole_Toonfan Posted May 24, 2012 Share Posted May 24, 2012 http://cdn.memegenerator.net/instances/400x/18093271.jpg Relevant to practically every post on there Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest palnese Posted May 24, 2012 Share Posted May 24, 2012 Juventus to offer Manchester City target Cavani five-year £24m deal That's £400k pw His record is this: 2005–2007 Danubio 25 games 9 goals 2007–2010 Palermo 109 games 34 goals 2010– Napoli 68 games 49 goals Total: 202 games 92 goals Ave goals per game 1 in 2 (0.46 goal ratio). That's some record that, would be interesting to see what he's like in the Premier League, but doubt he'd choose Man City over Juve like. Read more: http://www.readytogo.net/smb/showthread.php?t=703302#ixzz1vni8K2Uq mackematics Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mole_Toonfan Posted May 24, 2012 Share Posted May 24, 2012 I was told he's getting 6m euros over 5 seasons noway thats 400k pw lol 400k per week would be 20.8m a year he's supposedly getting 30m euros over 5 wtf Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tisd09 Posted May 24, 2012 Share Posted May 24, 2012 Surely not even Messi would be able to demand 400K a week. Stupid fuckers! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mole_Toonfan Posted May 24, 2012 Share Posted May 24, 2012 Surely not even Messi would be able to demand 400K a week. Stupid fuckers! Yeah i worked it out its around 90-100k a week still great money but nowhere near the stupid amounts the stupid mackems thought it was Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
wormy Posted May 24, 2012 Share Posted May 24, 2012 My GCSE C in math that I haven't put to use in 6 years can work out that they've calculated it per month. 'Tard. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted May 24, 2012 Share Posted May 24, 2012 Loads of them are trying to work it out. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
loki679 Posted May 24, 2012 Share Posted May 24, 2012 Loads of them are trying to work it out. Give them a chance. They've only got 8 fingers each and it takes time to gather enough mackems together with enough fingers to count to 20 million. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
lxsln Posted May 24, 2012 Share Posted May 24, 2012 Loads of them are trying to work it out. Give them a chance. They've only got 8 fingers each and it takes time to gather enough mackems together with enough fingers to count to 20 million. Most people got 8fingers.. + 2thumbs.. =) Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
SEMTEX Posted May 24, 2012 Share Posted May 24, 2012 Loads of them are trying to work it out. Give them a chance. They've only got 8 fingers each and it takes time to gather enough mackems together with enough fingers to count to 20 million. Most people got 8fingers.. + 2thumbs.. =) Mackems don't have thumbs yet Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
mickthemagpie Posted May 24, 2012 Share Posted May 24, 2012 My GCSE C in math that I haven't put to use in 6 years can work out that they've calculated it per month. 'Tard. What grade did you get in English? It's fucking maths! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
SEMTEX Posted May 24, 2012 Share Posted May 24, 2012 My GCSE C in math that I haven't put to use in 6 years can work out that they've calculated it per month. 'Tard. What grade did you get in English? It's fucking maths! Why is it plural? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
STM Posted May 24, 2012 Share Posted May 24, 2012 With a name like mickthemagpie, some might suggest that you are a Mackem. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ToonCanuck Posted May 24, 2012 Share Posted May 24, 2012 I noticed what? Gegard is a mag kernt, man. I am pretty sure he actually is a mag kernt marra. 9-1 you forgot,FTM! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anderson Posted May 24, 2012 Share Posted May 24, 2012 My GCSE C in math that I haven't put to use in 6 years can work out that they've calculated it per month. 'Tard. What grade did you get in English? It's fucking maths! Why is it plural? Probably the same reason mathematics is. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
SEMTEX Posted May 24, 2012 Share Posted May 24, 2012 My GCSE C in math that I haven't put to use in 6 years can work out that they've calculated it per month. 'Tard. What grade did you get in English? It's fucking maths! Why is it plural? Probably the same reason mathematics is. Mathematics isn't plural, it's a collective noun, so it's singular. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
wormy Posted May 24, 2012 Share Posted May 24, 2012 My GCSE C in math that I haven't put to use in 6 years can work out that they've calculated it per month. 'Tard. What grade did you get in English? It's fucking maths! Why is it plural? Probably the same reason mathematics is. Mathematics isn't plural, it's a collective noun, so it's singular. http://i.imgur.com/1a0sA.jpg Suck my bell, bitches. I'm fucking Shakespeare in this bitch. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
STM Posted May 24, 2012 Share Posted May 24, 2012 It's called Mathematics, regardless of whether it's plural. That's why the yanks get it wrong when they call it Math because Math isn't the singular version of Mathematics. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
SEMTEX Posted May 24, 2012 Share Posted May 24, 2012 Ultimately, math(s) is just a abbreviation for mathematics, which means it makes more sense for math to be the chosen abbreviation. In reality, you're abbreviating a word, and it has an s in, therefore you can probably abbreviate it to whatever the heck you want. I might go with MateMats. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
SEMTEX Posted May 24, 2012 Share Posted May 24, 2012 It's called Mathematics, regardless of whether it's Plural. That's why the yanks get it wrong when they call it Math because Math isn't the singular version of Mathematics. It's an abbreviation, not an attempt to make it singular. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
SEMTEX Posted May 24, 2012 Share Posted May 24, 2012 mackems are shit Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anderson Posted May 24, 2012 Share Posted May 24, 2012 My GCSE C in math that I haven't put to use in 6 years can work out that they've calculated it per month. 'Tard. What grade did you get in English? It's fucking maths! Why is it plural? Probably the same reason mathematics is. Mathematics isn't plural, it's a collective noun, so it's singular. 'Mathematics' a collective noun? No. Collective nouns are nouns that refer to a group but are (sometimes) treated as a single unit, like family, committee and team. Subjects like mathematics, economics, statistics are among the invariable singular nouns that happen to end in '-s'. Another in this subgrooup is news. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
SEMTEX Posted May 24, 2012 Share Posted May 24, 2012 well the website I'm plagiarising from says otherwise. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
STM Posted May 24, 2012 Share Posted May 24, 2012 It's called Mathematics, regardless of whether it's Plural. That's why the yanks get it wrong when they call it Math because Math isn't the singular version of Mathematics. It's an abbreviation, not an attempt to make it singular. In that case you are correct, you can turn it into whatever you want. However, it's widely accepted in England as "Maths". If in America, which is where i believe the phrase "math" came from, they want to abbreviate it like that then they can suck my balls. I've never met a human who calls it "Math" by the way Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nufc1892 Posted May 24, 2012 Share Posted May 24, 2012 Looks like Gyan is staying at Al Ahil, wonder if Heskey will be his replacement Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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