Oakie Doke Posted March 7, 2013 Share Posted March 7, 2013 is Dave ref? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted March 7, 2013 Share Posted March 7, 2013 Are we not implementing a continental 4-2-3-1? What about a Napoli 3-4-3? I feel we have the players to do it. Maybe a sweeper. We'll all be sweepers, Disco included. I envisage a tactical revolution. Duffy - I hope you're up for doing a fuckload of running. I'll buy you a pint afterwards. Cheers The Tom Huddlestone role will be reborn. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryan_Taylor Posted March 7, 2013 Share Posted March 7, 2013 Based on positions in the OP we have... Disco Slim Optimistic-Nut Dino OCK Ryan_Taylor Duffylad Neil Rocker Gorilla Ketsbia GallowgateKev Lies. You're on the bench for a start. Ketsbia said he can't finish, so he was instantly assigned the role of Danny Simpson. GallowgateKev will be upfront, as he's the only one who can remotely play football. Rocker plays wherever he wants, as he's famous and he'll have the cameras on him. I'll go up front too, or hang around Rocker for background camera exposure. Duffylad and the Nut will be the only defenders, as they're actually the only people who can defend. Dino in midfield to keep the Eastern-Europeans watching interested, plus he'll be sporting that shaggy beard/hair combo that gives the impression of grit and flair. That'll work Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TaylorJ_01 Posted March 7, 2013 Share Posted March 7, 2013 OCK Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted March 7, 2013 Share Posted March 7, 2013 What are the chances of having our own entrance music? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ObiChrisKenobi Posted March 7, 2013 Share Posted March 7, 2013 In reality we'll see who turns up on Sunday morning when they realise it's freezing cold, snowing/raining. Then just see where people go. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted March 7, 2013 Share Posted March 7, 2013 In reality we'll see who turns up on Sunday morning when they realise it's freezing cold, snowing/raining. Then just see where people go. On the bench. There isn't even a physical bench. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yorkie Posted March 7, 2013 Share Posted March 7, 2013 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ObiChrisKenobi Posted March 7, 2013 Share Posted March 7, 2013 Neil. You are the bench. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ObiChrisKenobi Posted March 7, 2013 Share Posted March 7, 2013 http://www.bbc.co.uk/weather/ne12 Chance of snow. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted March 7, 2013 Share Posted March 7, 2013 Good enough for me, I'll get the half time Haribos sorted. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryan_Taylor Posted March 7, 2013 Share Posted March 7, 2013 Neil. You are the bench. I'm not sitting on Neil. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ObiChrisKenobi Posted March 7, 2013 Share Posted March 7, 2013 Good enough for me, I'll get the half time Haribos sorted. I like this attitude. Neil, you're now The Bench/Assistant Manager. Neil. You are the bench. I'm not sitting on Neil. This is the kind of prima donna attitude we can do without. I bet you have flashy boots too. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rich Posted March 7, 2013 Share Posted March 7, 2013 Might be a daft question, but are we alright for footballs? I recall this being an issue at one of the games I played in. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted March 7, 2013 Share Posted March 7, 2013 http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-Q9OZ0CfAppI/URNXroIAPrI/AAAAAAAAABw/ECh5MVfRWHE/s1600/anchorman_well_that_escalated_quickly_966.jpg Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yorkie Posted March 7, 2013 Share Posted March 7, 2013 http://www.bbc.co.uk/weather/ne12 Chance of snow. Ah class. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Disco Posted March 7, 2013 Share Posted March 7, 2013 I'd prefer for Gorilla to go in goal tbh, I'll bring my gloves though in case his hand falls off again. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ObiChrisKenobi Posted March 7, 2013 Share Posted March 7, 2013 Might be a daft question, but are we alright for footballs? I recall this being an issue at one of the games I played in. I'll bring one along at least. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yorkie Posted March 7, 2013 Share Posted March 7, 2013 Might be a daft question, but are we alright for footballs? I recall this being an issue at one of the games I played in. Bah, fucking hell. I hadn't even considered the fucking footballs. I'll just see if anyone's happy to bring a couple. If not I'll get onto Coach Lane. If they haven't got any, I'll go and buy one. I need to head to Sports Direct at some point anyway for some shinnies. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryan_Taylor Posted March 7, 2013 Share Posted March 7, 2013 Good enough for me, I'll get the half time Haribos sorted. I like this attitude. Neil, you're now The Bench/Assistant Manager. Neil. You are the bench. I'm not sitting on Neil. This is the kind of prima donna attitude we can do without. I bet you have flashy boots too. Erm... http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSlSCnO0N16kC-mA3IrCeZ49JBmj-Roec3LeH1s-f7_mDk1cET- Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ObiChrisKenobi Posted March 7, 2013 Share Posted March 7, 2013 Knew it. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted March 7, 2013 Share Posted March 7, 2013 Yeah he's a winger. Ryan Quaresma. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ObiChrisKenobi Posted March 7, 2013 Share Posted March 7, 2013 Yeah he's a winger. Ryan Quaresma. http://images.icnetwork.co.uk/upl/sundaysun/nov2012/7/3/alan-pardew-581502321.jpg Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
SEMTEX Posted March 7, 2013 Share Posted March 7, 2013 Ryan Quaresma and Disco Quaresma on the same team? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ObiChrisKenobi Posted March 7, 2013 Share Posted March 7, 2013 Ryan has a man marking job. http://s0.geograph.org.uk/geophotos/02/13/82/2138231_b49a4ebf.jpg Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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