Alan Pardew

[Guest bimpy474]

There's a little bit in there about us having enough players but they weren't fit. That's his job, what he is essentially saying is. He couldn't cope with Europa games and couldn't keep his reserve players fit enough to come into the first team when needed.

 

Either he's so useless that's true, or he's an utter moron for thinking that's a good excuse to use. He really would make things easier by just not talking.

[BottledDog]

Ashley clearly doesn't think he's doing a good job and that's why he's wrongly brought a dinosaur back in to the club at the cost of his mate Llambias.

 

Because he clearly doesn't think Pardew is doing a good job... he sacks someone else?

[Mole_Toonfan]

And graphs/stats distort things. You're own eyes and judgement tell you all you need to know. And while some peoples judgement maybe skewed, most see the real reason we play s*** football.

 

PS : Only a fool would deny we have been better, and are trying to play better stuff tbf.

 

Personally i don't think the football has been shit at all this season....( i know you qualified that point with the PS but just thought i'd mention my feelings on the subject) inconsistent and not being able to defend for sure but on the whole i can't really complain that much about the way we have played going forward.

 

Well since Remy has been in the team anyway.

[Guest bimpy474]

And graphs/stats distort things. You're own eyes and judgement tell you all you need to know. And while some peoples judgement maybe skewed, most see the real reason we play s*** football.

 

PS : Only a fool would deny we have been better, and are trying to play better stuff tbf.

 

Personally i don't think the football has been shit at all this season....( i know you qualified that point with the PS but just thought i'd mention my feelings on the subject) inconsistent and not being able to defend for sure but on the whole i can't really complain that much about the way we have played going forward.

 

Well since Remy has been in the team anyway.

 

That's what i meant really, we have tried to play and are definitely not hoofing it. And as Pardew hater/whateverthefucktheycallit, only a fool would deny it.

 

Our defending though is just as dreadful as last season.

[Mick]

 

 

Because he clearly doesn't think Pardew is doing a good job... he sacks someone else?

 

Whatever the reason, his comfort blanket was removed.

[Guest bimpy474]

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[Mick]

 

Personally i don't think the football has been s*** at all this season....( i know you qualified that point with the PS but just thought i'd mention my feelings on the subject) inconsistent and not being able to defend for sure but on the whole i can't really complain that much about the way we have played going forward.

 

Well since Remy has been in the team anyway.

 

You either need to go to Specsavers or you didn't watch us against Man City, West Ham, Hull after the first 15 or 20 minutes or the first half against Everton.

[Guest bimpy474]

 

Personally i don't think the football has been s*** at all this season....( i know you qualified that point with the PS but just thought i'd mention my feelings on the subject) inconsistent and not being able to defend for sure but on the whole i can't really complain that much about the way we have played going forward.

 

Well since Remy has been in the team anyway.

 

You either need to go to Specsavers or you didn't watch us against Man City, West Ham, Hull after the first 15 or 20 minutes or the first half against Everton.

 

Just about the only thing Pardew has said of late i'll take seriously is when he said, we have no consistancy and need to play better for a whole game. First half against Cardiff, Last 20 minutes against Fulham as examples.

 

But the Man City, West Ham, Hull (2nd half), and first half against Everton were as bad as last season. Just without the endless hoofs, wahey a plus point.

[TRon]

And graphs/stats distort things. You're own eyes and judgement tell you all you need to know. And while some peoples judgement maybe skewed, most see the real reason we play s*** football.

 

PS : Only a fool would deny we have been better, and are trying to play better stuff tbf.

 

Personally i don't think the football has been shit at all this season....( i know you qualified that point with the PS but just thought i'd mention my feelings on the subject) inconsistent and not being able to defend for sure but on the whole i can't really complain that much about the way we have played going forward.

 

Well since Remy has been in the team anyway.

 

There have been two games, the wins against Fulham and Villa which we played good football and following which I felt renewed hope. We won against Cardiff as well, but we were in danger of losing control of that game in the second half which marred my view of the game as a whole. Other than that I wouldn't say the football looks any better than last year, or at least it's marginal.

[Mole_Toonfan]

 

Personally i don't think the football has been s*** at all this season....( i know you qualified that point with the PS but just thought i'd mention my feelings on the subject) inconsistent and not being able to defend for sure but on the whole i can't really complain that much about the way we have played going forward.

 

Well since Remy has been in the team anyway.

 

You either need to go to Specsavers or you didn't watch us against Man City, West Ham, Hull after the first 15 or 20 minutes or the first half against Everton.

 

I'd say the same to you tbh.... i said since Remy has been in the team which immediately disqualifies Man City and West Ham which i will admit was turgid....

 

Hull wasn't bad as far as football is in possession and going forward goes..... it was the defending which was shit and that has been the case all season as i said.

 

As for Everton yes it was crap in the first half but again i said on the whole it hasn't been shit and it hasn't since Remy has been in the team.

 

The football hasn't been bad at all, unfortunately the defending has the challenge going forward is to balance the two out.

 

 

 

[Mick]

 

 

Just about the only thing Pardew has said of late i'll take seriously is when he said, we have no consistancy and need to play better for a whole game. First half against Cardiff, Last 20 minutes against Fulham as examples.

 

But the Man City, West Ham, Hull (2nd half), and first half against Everton were as bad as last season. Just without the endless hoofs, wahey a plus point.

 

Our season so far has been little different to last other than less kick and rush.  We've played the hoofball but a lot less and that should be recognised, other than that, it's more of the same.

[Mick]

 

 

I'd say the same to you tbh.... i said since Remy has been in the team which immediately disqualifies Man City and West Ham which i will admit was turgid....

 

Hull wasn't bad as far as football is in possession and going forward goes..... it was the defending which was s*** and that has been the case all season as i said.

 

As for Everton yes it was crap in the first half but again i said on the whole it hasn't been s*** and it hasn't since Remy has been in the team.

 

The football hasn't been bad at all, unfortunately the defending has the challenge going forward is to balance the two out.

 

 

 

 

Have I got this right?

 

The football has been good when Remy has been in the team apart from when it hasn't been good.

[BottledDog]

There's a little bit in there about us having enough players but they weren't fit. That's his job, what he is essentially saying is. He couldn't cope with Europa games and couldn't keep his reserve players fit enough to come into the first team when needed.

 

Either he's so useless that's true, or he's an utter moron for thinking that's a good excuse to use. He really would make things easier by just not talking.

 

Not sure he was saying that to be fair.

 

Having just replayed that bit, to me it came across as him saying we sent out awful teams to play when we were knocked out of the domestic cups, but that it wasn't a policy. We would have played more first teamers, but they (not the reserve lads) were just not fit enough/carrying knocks.

[Guest bimpy474]

 

 

Just about the only thing Pardew has said of late i'll take seriously is when he said, we have no consistancy and need to play better for a whole game. First half against Cardiff, Last 20 minutes against Fulham as examples.

 

But the Man City, West Ham, Hull (2nd half), and first half against Everton were as bad as last season. Just without the endless hoofs, wahey a plus point.

 

Our season so far has been little different to last other than less kick and rush.  We've played the hoofball but a lot less and that should be recognised, other than that, it's more of the same.

 

I'd agree, we have a lack of movement still which imo is the most noticable, and when we do move it's still slow and obvious. Gouffran and Remy are about the only ones who move about with any real quality.

 

It's better than last season, but seeing as last season was so bad it's not that hard to be.

[Mick]

 

 

Not sure he was saying that to be fair.

 

Having just replayed that bit, to me it came across as him saying we sent out awful teams to play when we were knocked out of the domestic cups, but that it wasn't a policy. We would have played more first teamers, but they (not the reserve lads) were just not fit enough/carrying knocks.

 

Pardew is talking shit either way, we had enough to beat Brighton and couldn't get a draw.

[Wullie]

Did he actually say "awful teams"? He has a really poor use of English in terms of using it sensibly.

[Guest bimpy474]

 

 

Not sure he was saying that to be fair.

 

Having just replayed that bit, to me it came across as him saying we sent out awful teams to play when we were knocked out of the domestic cups, but that it wasn't a policy. We would have played more first teamers, but they (not the reserve lads) were just not fit enough/carrying knocks.

 

Pardew is talking shit either way, we had enough to beat Brighton and couldn't get a draw.

 

That's the thing. We lost games tactically because of the way Pardew got us to play, not because of fitness etc. Just rank bad football management.

[TRon]

 

 

Not sure he was saying that to be fair.

 

Having just replayed that bit, to me it came across as him saying we sent out awful teams to play when we were knocked out of the domestic cups, but that it wasn't a policy. We would have played more first teamers, but they (not the reserve lads) were just not fit enough/carrying knocks.

 

Pardew is talking shit either way, we had enough to beat Brighton and couldn't get a draw.

 

Apparently he likes the way Poyet sets his teams up. Maybe he should ring him and ask for a few tips since he doesn't appear to have a clue how to set ours up.

[Yorkie]

I think most of the interview that .com have transcribed is a back-tracking and contradictory pile of excuses, whilst being fairly patronising at the same time. For a start, for him to say we're after a trophy - after the revelations at the fans forum - you just know it's a load of cobblers, as if the previous performances in the FA Cup weren't enough to tell you that, regardless of how he'd like to dress them up.

 

To a neutral he probably comes across well; he speaks with intelligence and is quite smooth; some might even say his soundbites are 'thoughtful'. They're thoughtful in the same way a politician's quotes are thoughtful - in that they're pre-meditated and skirt around the edges with false truths. But when you know the situation as well as we do, you literally can't take anything he says seriously. Whether that's because he's got his hands tied or because he's a bit slimy (both, imo), it doesn't make a difference - they mean nothing.

 

Whatever causes his quotes, or whether there's any point in taking them seriously, they still irritate. I'm sick of being spun a story and being told what I want/think.

[Guest thenorthumbrian]

I can't believe Pardew said Newcastle fans expect us to be competing with man City and Man u. We really don't and this just panders to the London media bias against us. The expectations of the NUFC supporters is that we punch our weight not that we should punch above it. Pardew has been the manager here long enough,  this proves he has no understanding of the Geordie public at all.

[Mick]

I can't believe Pardew said Newcastle fans expect us to be competing with man City and Man u. We really don't and this just panders to the London media bias against us. The expectations of the NUFC supporters is that we punch our weight not that we should punch above it. Pardew has been the manager here long enough,  this proves he has no understanding of the Geordie public at all.

 

It's not even our expectation though is it?  It's hope, expectations are a thing of the past.

[BottledDog]

I can't believe Pardew said Newcastle fans expect us to be competing with man City and Man u. We really don't and this just panders to the London media bias against us. The expectations of the NUFC supporters is that we punch our weight not that we should punch above it. Pardew has been the manager here long enough,  this proves he has no understanding of the Geordie public at all.

 

Where are you getting this from?

 

He didn't say Newcastle fans expect us to be competing with man City and Man u.

 

He said we hope to compete with them (I do, if you don't, fair enough), but unless Ashley sticks his hand in his pocket or sells, we can't compete at the moment.

 

He's right.

 

 

He wasn't having a go at anyone really, bar Ashley or possibly Lamberts waistline.

The closest he came was saying the passion and the highs and lows can make things tougher, but he didn't say he wanted to change this, rather to learn to embrace it. A bit wanky, but fair enough.

 

Pardew has put out so many shit performances on the pitch, it's mad that a benign chat on a sofa is worthy of such dissection after being stuck in quotes. Fuck International breaks.

[Dave]

I think most of the interview that .com have transcribed is a back-tracking and contradictory pile of excuses, whilst being fairly patronising at the same time. For a start, for him to say we're after a trophy - after the revelations at the fans forum - you just know it's a load of cobblers, as if the previous performances in the FA Cup weren't enough to tell you that, regardless of how he'd like to dress them up.

 

To a neutral he probably comes across well; he speaks with intelligence and is quite smooth; some might even say his soundbites are 'thoughtful'. They're thoughtful in the same way a politician's quotes are thoughtful - in that they're pre-meditated and skirt around the edges with false truths. But when you know the situation as well as we do, you literally can't take anything he says seriously. Whether that's because he's got his hands tied or because he's a bit slimy (both, imo), it doesn't make a difference - they mean nothing.

 

Whatever causes his quotes, or whether there's any point in taking them seriously, they still irritate. I'm sick of being spun a story and being told what I want/think.

 

[NG32]

I think most of the interview that .com have transcribed is a back-tracking and contradictory pile of excuses, whilst being fairly patronising at the same time. For a start, for him to say we're after a trophy - after the revelations at the fans forum - you just know it's a load of cobblers, as if the previous performances in the FA Cup weren't enough to tell you that, regardless of how he'd like to dress them up.

 

To a neutral he probably comes across well; he speaks with intelligence and is quite smooth; some might even say his soundbites are 'thoughtful'. They're thoughtful in the same way a politician's quotes are thoughtful - in that they're pre-meditated and skirt around the edges with false truths. But when you know the situation as well as we do, you literally can't take anything he says seriously. Whether that's because he's got his hands tied or because he's a bit slimy (both, imo), it doesn't make a difference - they mean nothing.

 

Whatever causes his quotes, or whether there's any point in taking them seriously, they still irritate. I'm sick of being spun a story and being told what I want/think.

 

Well said.

[Jack Flash]

The closest he came was saying the passion and the highs and lows can make things tougher, but he didn't say he wanted to change this, rather to learn to embrace it.

 

"It (supporting Newcastle) is almost religious.

 

"Everything revolves around the team in this city. The highs are high, if we win we could be heading for Europe, or going to win the cup.

 

"But if we lose, we're going to go down, so it's those extremes you have to manage. The expectation is such that it's very difficult at times, I find it difficult to manage Newcastle, and I think most managers who have been at Newcastle find it difficult.

 

"It's a city that loves it (the club) so much that it hurts itself, because of that love.

 

"If there was perhaps less pressure on our results, and the effect on the city, it would probably be a better club. But that's what it is, it's never going to change."

 

No mention of embracing anything. He wants us to be completely apathetic about our club so his job is easier. The cunt.