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Guest toonlass

Or again for Danny Guthrie to the "na, na, na, na!  Na, na, na, na! He-eyyyy! Goodbye" tune that we used to sing for Michael Owen:

 

Danny Guthrie!

Danny Guthrie!

He-eeeeeyyyyy!

Danny Guthrie!

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just a chant i like tbh, me mate is a stockport county fan so i hear alot of it (as they do it when theyre losing...)

 

Geordie Alloutte?

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Heard some crackers yesterday.

 

To the tune of 'In The Country' by Blur.

 

He talks like a scouse, he'll burgle ya house, danny guthrie.

 

Cant remeber it, but know of a few more versus added to the Magpie Ranger song too, about the Carroll and Taylor fight.

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Heard some crackers yesterday.

 

To the tune of 'In The Country' by Blur.

 

He talks like a scouse, he'll burgle ya house, danny guthrie.

 

Cant remeber it, but know of a few more versus added to the Magpie Ranger song too, about the Carroll and Taylor fight.

A wana go home, a wanna go home, this is the worst trip, i've ever been on
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just a chant i like tbh, me mate is a stockport county fan so i hear alot of it (as they do it when theyre losing...)

 

Geordie Alloutte?

 

How I love your knobbly knees,

Nobbly knees,

Beer belly,

Swingin´ t*ts,

Double chin,

bwwrrrrr lips,

Two buck teeth,

Broken nose,

Two cross eyes,

Furrowed brow,

Straggly hair,

Pork pie hat,

You're Arthur Brown,

 

CHORUS

Oh, Arthur Brownlow, Arthur Arthur Brownlow,

Arthur Brownlow, Arthur Arthur Brown.

 

How I love STOCKPORT COUNTY,

STOCKPORT COUNTY,

Knobbly knees,

Beer belly,

Swingin´ t*ts,

Double chin,

bwwrrrrr lips,

Two buck teeth,

Broken nose,

Two cross eyes,

Furrowed brow,

Straggly hair,

Pork pie hat,

Arthur Brown!!!,

 

 

can last upto 10mins like...just repeats time after time after time...

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just a chant i like tbh, me mate is a stockport county fan so i hear alot of it (as they do it when theyre losing...)

 

Geordie Alloutte?

 

How I love your knobbly knees,

Nobbly knees,

Beer belly,

Swingin´ t*ts,

Double chin,

bwwrrrrr lips,

Two buck teeth,

Broken nose,

Two cross eyes,

Furrowed brow,

Straggly hair,

Pork pie hat,

You're Arthur Brown,

 

CHORUS

Oh, Arthur Brownlow, Arthur Arthur Brownlow,

Arthur Brownlow, Arthur Arthur Brown.

 

How I love STOCKPORT COUNTY,

STOCKPORT COUNTY,

Knobbly knees,

Beer belly,

Swingin´ t*ts,

Double chin,

bwwrrrrr lips,

Two buck teeth,

Broken nose,

Two cross eyes,

Furrowed brow,

Straggly hair,

Pork pie hat,

Arthur Brown!!!,

 

 

can last upto 10mins like...just repeats time after time after time...

 

That is basically Geordie Alloutte. There's this big fat lad who stands on a table in the pub and does it.

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Dont understand why Geordie Alluette never gets started in the stands, its always dead popular in the pubs on away days.

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Dont understand why Geordie Alluette never gets started in the stands, its always dead popular in the pubs on away days.

 

I dont think many people could lead the way accurately enough.  I've heard it for years but still cant remember the actual lyrics if someone asked me.

 

More than likely being far too inebriated every game when ive heard it.

 

I didnt even know we'd won on Saturday...I thought we'd drawn.  :frantic:

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Guest WashyGeordie

 

just a chant i like tbh, me mate is a stockport county fan so i hear alot of it (as they do it when theyre losing...)

 

Geordie Alloutte?

 

How I love your knobbly knees,

Nobbly knees,

Beer belly,

Swingin´ t*ts,

Double chin,

bwwrrrrr lips,

Two buck teeth,

Broken nose,

Two cross eyes,

Furrowed brow,

Straggly hair,

Pork pie hat,

You're Arthur Brown,

 

CHORUS

Oh, Arthur Brownlow, Arthur Arthur Brownlow,

Arthur Brownlow, Arthur Arthur Brown.

 

How I love STOCKPORT COUNTY,

STOCKPORT COUNTY,

Knobbly knees,

Beer belly,

Swingin´ t*ts,

Double chin,

bwwrrrrr lips,

Two buck teeth,

Broken nose,

Two cross eyes,

Furrowed brow,

Straggly hair,

Pork pie hat,

Arthur Brown!!!,

 

 

can last upto 10mins like...just repeats time after time after time...

 

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what exactly are the words?

 

Off the top of my head, roughly this but I've probably missed a few out:

 

Have you seen her googly eyes?,

Have you seen her broken nose?

Have you seen her goofy teeth?

have you seen her double chin?

Have you seen her saggy tits?

Have you seen her big fat gut?

Have you seen her raggy gash?

have you seen her knobbly knees?

have you seen her two left feet?

Have you seen her walking stick.............

 

Aloutte, Geordie Aloutte...................

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  • 3 weeks later...

To the tune of Don't stand so close to me by Sting.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Peter

peter love

Peter Lovenkrands

 

he runs past defenders, they cant match his pace.

They cant cry, offside but hes in good space.

 

Peter

peter love

Peter Lovenkrands

 

His movement is too good and so he scores a goal.

Like a pack of cards the opposition fold.

 

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what exactly are the words?

 

Off the top of my head, roughly this but I've probably missed a few out:

 

Have you seen her googly eyes?,

Have you seen her broken nose?

Have you seen her goofy teeth?

have you seen her double chin?

Have you seen her saggy tits?

Have you seen her big fat gut?

Have you seen her raggy gash?

have you seen her knobbly knees?

have you seen her two left feet?

Have you seen her walking stick.............

 

Aloutte, Geordie Aloutte...................

 

Baldy heed

Googly eyes

Broken nose

Goofy teeth

Rubber lips

Double chin

Saggy tits

Big fat gut

HER RAAAAAAGGGGGGYYYYYYYYYY GASSSSSSH!

Knobbly knees

Varicous veins

Two left feet

Zimmer frame

Pension book

 

Think that's the lot...

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what exactly are the words?

 

Off the top of my head, roughly this but I've probably missed a few out:

 

Have you seen her googly eyes?,

Have you seen her broken nose?

Have you seen her goofy teeth?

have you seen her double chin?

Have you seen her saggy tits?

Have you seen her big fat gut?

Have you seen her raggy gash?

have you seen her knobbly knees?

have you seen her two left feet?

Have you seen her walking stick.............

 

Aloutte, Geordie Aloutte...................

 

Baldy heed

Googly eyes

Broken nose

Goofy teeth

Rubber lips

Double chin

Saggy tits

Big fat gut

HER RAAAAAAGGGGGGYYYYYYYYYY GASSSSSSH!

Knobbly knees

Varicous veins

Two left feet

Zimmer frame

Pension book

 

Think that's the lot...

 

Aye mate thats spot on!!!

 

Actually, Walking stick aswell!

 

 

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  • 3 weeks later...

When we play Chelsea next season.

 

Cheryl Cole

Cheryl Cole

Cheryl Cheryl Cole

She dumped Ashley

Coz he's an arsehole

Cheryl Cheryl Cole

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Definitely one for next season.

 

/watch?v=MTR8_G0WfOk&feature=related

 

watch?v=_Fb169vsNdE

 

Yeah i really like how they sing that, would probs get sung too fast like but definately worth a try.

 

I think another good shout would be Obladi Oblada by the Beatles, especially the chorus.

 

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