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Heard "No-no, no-no-no-no, no-no-no-no-, no-no Kevin Nolan" to the tune of "No Limits" getting another airing  yesterday.  Maybe we could do the verse as well?

 

Kevin Nolan, he'll reach for a pie,

It goes to his hips and it goes to his thighs

Kevin Nolan, he's slow and he's wide,

As big from the front as he is is from the side.

haha!
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Other clubs' chants (from FourFourTwo's twitter):

 

PSG fans should sing "Paris St-Germain" to the tune of the chorus from Berlin's "Take My Breath Away". There, we've said it.

 

we still love City fans twisting Kaiser Chiefs into "Sven should pick Darius".

 

we are told city fans sing to the tune of "Dontcha" by the pussycatdolls.. "Dontcha wish your midfield had Kompany"

 

N Ireland fans sing all of Away in A Manger up to "look down where he -" then break into "HEALEY! HEALEY! HEALEY"

 

Leighton Baines to the tune of "You're so vain"

 

;D

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Music Man:

 

He is our midfield man

We signed him from Twente

And he can play

YES HE CAN PLAY

It's Check Tiote

Tio tio tiote tiote tiote

Tio tio tiote tiote tiote

quality :snod: Could replace the first verse to include "African" in some way though in place of "midfield man".

 

And also just for the sake of needlessly knitpicking it would go more like.

 

Tio Tio Tiote, Tiote, Tiote

Tio Tio Tiote, Tio Tiote.

:cheesy:

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The Kinks - Lola ( The old ginola song )

 

They say we have the most finatical fans

And we've got Peter Lovenkrands

And Ben Arfa

It's Hatem Ben Arfa

 

He makes us sing and he makes us dance

He's our superstar and he comes form France

It's Ben Arrrrfa

It's Hatem Ben Arfa

 

He comes from a land were they drink champagne

But he's in the toon so he'll drink Broon Ale

It's Ben Arfaa

It's Hatem Ben Arfa

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Not sure if its been posted but apparenlty at Everton this was being sung. (Don't take my word for it though) I rather like it :)

 

He makes us sing and he makes us dance

Hes a superstar and he comes from France...

It's Ben Arfa la la la Ben Arfa...

He comes from France where they drink Champagne

But he's in the toon so he'll drink broon ale

It's ben arfa la la la ben arfa.

 

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Guest toonlass

When the ball hits the goal

It's not Shearer or Cole

It's Ben Arfa

 

When he flies down the wing

All the lads start to sing

That's Ben Arfa!

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