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"Slip up here, slip up there, Titus slips up everywhere, lalalala, lalala, lala!"

 

Followed by "She said no Titus, she said no..."

 

Then "Pills than a dealer, he's got more pills than a dealer, pills than a dealer"

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Guest Pedro_de_geordieo

Not sure if it's already been posted but some of my mates were singing to the tune of Lady Ga Ga

 

Ra Ra Demba Ba

Ra Ra Demba ba

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To Jim'll Fix It.

 

Ba will score against you,

And you and you, and

Ba, Ba-Baaaa,

Ba, Ba-Ba, Ba-Ba, Ba-Baaaaa,

etc

 

 

Titus is a Rapist, Titus is a Rapist. All-eg-ed-ly

 

 

No libel here :ninja:

 

Both of these.

 

Cracking

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Guest Geordiesned

To the tune of Hi Ho Hi Ho (the 7 dwarfs song):

 

Marveaux, Marveaux, he's small and French you know.

Turned the Scousers down,

Dalglish is a clown,

Marveaux, Marveaux, Marveaux, Marveaux.

 

Ok so I realise it may not be technically true but it fits! Needs different middle lines for it to work though. Ideas?

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Needs work but...

 

You better watch out

You better not cry

You better not pout

I'm telling you why

Santon's class is coming to toon

Santon's class is coming to toon

Santon's class is coming to toon

 

He's making a run,

Crossing it twice;

Gonna find out Ba's who's scoring it nice.

Santon's class is coming to toon

Santon's class is coming to toon

Santon's class is coming to toon

 

He skins you when you're sleeping

He tackles when you're awake

You knows his mates Jo-nas & Krul

And Mar-veux for goodness sake

 

With little slide rules and little deft flicks

Shooty shoot shoots and hacky hack hacks

Santon's class is coming to toon

Santon's class is coming to toon

Santon's class is coming to toon

 

He skins you when you're sleeping

He tackles when you're awake

You knows his mates Jo-nas & Krul

And Mar-veux for goodness sake

 

You better watch out

You better not cry

You better not pout

I'm telling you why

Santon's class is coming to toon

Santon's class is coming to toon

Santon's class is coming to toon

 

(Coming to toon)

Santon's a busy man all he does is to play

He's got millions of crosses to send on Toon-match day

(Santon's class is coming to toon)

(Coming to toon)

(Santon's class is coming to toon)

(Coming to toon)

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To the tune of Hi Ho Hi Ho (the 7 dwarfs song):

 

Marveaux, Marveaux, he's small and French you know.

He's just slightly broon,

and he's playing for the Toon,

Marveaux, Marveaux, Marveaux, Marveaux.

 

Ok so I realise it may not be technically true but it fits! Needs different middle lines for it to work though. Ideas?

 

???  :lol:

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3 or 4 of us singing this last night in Akenside when drunk and I think it works/can work really well. Saying as we don't seem to have an established Tiote song...

 

 

We love Cheik Tiote!

Cheik Tiote, woah woaahhh!

 

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  • 2 weeks later...

Tiote woo-ooohh

Tiote woo-ooohh

He comes from Africa

He'll Fckin flatten ya

 

:lol:

 

Belter song!

 

"Any old Lion, any old lion, any-any-any old Lion, whose ganna eat him with pease pudding, Tiote, Tiote!"

 

Wish his name worked for that...

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To the tune of La Bamba (link below to the Rangers adaptation)

 

Yo-Yo-Yo Yohan Cabaye,

Yo-Yo-Yo Yohan Cabaye,

he's fuckin better than Abdoulaye Faye!

Yohan Cabaye, Yohan Cabaye!

 

Can't think of a player that's more relevant than Faye that fits the song.

 

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