buzza Posted September 27, 2011 Share Posted September 27, 2011 to coombaya m'lord, coombaya Demba ba m'lord, demba ba Demba ba m'lord demba ba ooooh lord, demba Ba Someones scoring m'lord, demba ba (after goal..LOL) Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
buzza Posted September 27, 2011 Share Posted September 27, 2011 also find myself humming do do do sami ameobi... what a plank Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigfella Posted September 27, 2011 Share Posted September 27, 2011 to coombaya m'lord, coombaya Demba ba m'lord, demba ba Demba ba m'lord demba ba ooooh lord, demba Ba Someones scoring m'lord, demba ba (after goal..LOL) surely "someones scored m'lord, Demba Ba" otherwise Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest je85 Posted September 27, 2011 Share Posted September 27, 2011 also find myself humming do do do sami ameobi... what a plank aye, often set off by that bastard trainline advert. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest BooBoo Posted September 27, 2011 Share Posted September 27, 2011 His legs are made of rubber He looks like Private Bubba La la la la, It's Demba Ba Tune-"Let's all have a disco" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Optimistic Nut Posted September 27, 2011 Share Posted September 27, 2011 To Jim'll Fix It. Ba will score against you, And you and you, and Ba, Ba-Baaaa, Ba, Ba-Ba, Ba-Ba, Ba-Baaaaa, etc Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heron Posted September 29, 2011 Share Posted September 29, 2011 "Slip up here, slip up there, Titus slips up everywhere, lalalala, lalala, lala!" Followed by "She said no Titus, she said no..." Then "Pills than a dealer, he's got more pills than a dealer, pills than a dealer" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryan_Taylor Posted September 29, 2011 Share Posted September 29, 2011 Titus is a Rapist, Titus is a Rapist. All-eg-ed-ly No libel here Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Pedro_de_geordieo Posted September 29, 2011 Share Posted September 29, 2011 Not sure if it's already been posted but some of my mates were singing to the tune of Lady Ga Ga Ra Ra Demba Ba Ra Ra Demba ba Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Kevlaar Posted September 29, 2011 Share Posted September 29, 2011 To Jim'll Fix It. Ba will score against you, And you and you, and Ba, Ba-Baaaa, Ba, Ba-Ba, Ba-Ba, Ba-Baaaaa, etc Titus is a Rapist, Titus is a Rapist. All-eg-ed-ly No libel here Both of these. Cracking Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Geordiesned Posted September 29, 2011 Share Posted September 29, 2011 To the tune of Hi Ho Hi Ho (the 7 dwarfs song): Marveaux, Marveaux, he's small and French you know. Turned the Scousers down, Dalglish is a clown, Marveaux, Marveaux, Marveaux, Marveaux. Ok so I realise it may not be technically true but it fits! Needs different middle lines for it to work though. Ideas? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
WarrenBartonCentrePartin Posted September 29, 2011 Share Posted September 29, 2011 as proposed by JamesOrJim and Luke on the Ramble way back when, sing 'Demba Ba' to the tune of 'Reet Petite' Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Optimistic Nut Posted September 29, 2011 Share Posted September 29, 2011 He swings 'em in high, and he swings 'em in low? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ketsbaia Posted September 29, 2011 Share Posted September 29, 2011 This is an original. To the tune of Jesus Christ Superstar: There he is Demba Ba How many goals has he got so far? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Geordiesned Posted September 29, 2011 Share Posted September 29, 2011 Works better as: Demba Ba! Superstar! How many goals have you scored so far? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Disco Posted September 29, 2011 Share Posted September 29, 2011 Needs work but... You better watch out You better not cry You better not pout I'm telling you why Santon's class is coming to toon Santon's class is coming to toon Santon's class is coming to toon He's making a run, Crossing it twice; Gonna find out Ba's who's scoring it nice. Santon's class is coming to toon Santon's class is coming to toon Santon's class is coming to toon He skins you when you're sleeping He tackles when you're awake You knows his mates Jo-nas & Krul And Mar-veux for goodness sake With little slide rules and little deft flicks Shooty shoot shoots and hacky hack hacks Santon's class is coming to toon Santon's class is coming to toon Santon's class is coming to toon He skins you when you're sleeping He tackles when you're awake You knows his mates Jo-nas & Krul And Mar-veux for goodness sake You better watch out You better not cry You better not pout I'm telling you why Santon's class is coming to toon Santon's class is coming to toon Santon's class is coming to toon (Coming to toon) Santon's a busy man all he does is to play He's got millions of crosses to send on Toon-match day (Santon's class is coming to toon) (Coming to toon) (Santon's class is coming to toon) (Coming to toon) Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heron Posted September 30, 2011 Share Posted September 30, 2011 To the tune of Hi Ho Hi Ho (the 7 dwarfs song): Marveaux, Marveaux, he's small and French you know. He's just slightly broon, and he's playing for the Toon, Marveaux, Marveaux, Marveaux, Marveaux. Ok so I realise it may not be technically true but it fits! Needs different middle lines for it to work though. Ideas? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveMc Posted September 30, 2011 Share Posted September 30, 2011 Still don't think you can beat 'he's got dodgy knees he's Senegalise, walking in a Demba wonderland' Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest pintofscottsellers Posted October 1, 2011 Share Posted October 1, 2011 Dem dem dem demba Baaa (coronation street theme) Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heron Posted October 2, 2011 Share Posted October 2, 2011 3 or 4 of us singing this last night in Akenside when drunk and I think it works/can work really well. Saying as we don't seem to have an established Tiote song... We love Cheik Tiote! Cheik Tiote, woah woaahhh! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pilko Posted October 14, 2011 Share Posted October 14, 2011 This ain't a Boumsong this is Cabaye, surely? I'm disappointed this hasn't happened yet. To the tune of the Scouting for Girls song ("this ain't a love song, this is goodbye") Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
kingpundit Posted October 14, 2011 Share Posted October 14, 2011 Tiote woo-ooohh Tiote woo-ooohh He comes from Africa He'll Fckin flatten ya Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heron Posted October 14, 2011 Share Posted October 14, 2011 Tiote woo-ooohh Tiote woo-ooohh He comes from Africa He'll Fckin flatten ya Belter song! "Any old Lion, any old lion, any-any-any old Lion, whose ganna eat him with pease pudding, Tiote, Tiote!" Wish his name worked for that... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Optimistic Nut Posted October 14, 2011 Share Posted October 14, 2011 No fancy lyrics, to the chorus of Paul Weller's "Changing Man" "Gabby Obertan, Gabby Obertan, repeat". Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ocho Posted October 15, 2011 Share Posted October 15, 2011 To the tune of La Bamba (link below to the Rangers adaptation) Yo-Yo-Yo Yohan Cabaye, Yo-Yo-Yo Yohan Cabaye, he's fuckin better than Abdoulaye Faye! Yohan Cabaye, Yohan Cabaye! Can't think of a player that's more relevant than Faye that fits the song. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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