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Guest SuperShola!

this season had me thinking does any club sing a version of this, if not why not (us)?:

 

To dream the impossible dream

To fight the unbeatable foe

To bear the unbearable sorrow

To run where the brave dare not go

 

To write the unwritable wrong

To be better far than you are

To try when your arms are too weary

The reach the unreachable star

 

This is my quest, to follow that star

No matter how hopeless,

No matter how far

To fight for the right

Whithout question or pause

To be willing to march into hell

For a heavenly cause

 

And I know if I'll only be true

To this glorious quest

That my heart will be peaceful and calm

When I'm laid to my rest

 

And the world would be better for this

That one man scorned and covered with scars

Still strove with his last ounce of courage

To reach the unreachable star

 

Elvis' version is better like ;)

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Had many a rendition of this beauty on a stag do in Benidorm this weekend. Worked a treat with all of us sat down in a line in a bar!

 

He swerves to the left!

He swerves to the riiiggghhhhhhht!

Hatem Ben Arfa...

...he make you look s****!

 

That's a keeper  :D Quality

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Guest yohan ben cisse

To the tune of "angels" by Robbie Williams, in honour of colocicni

 

And through it all, he is Geordie perfection

He offers time krul protection

Covering the back four

His hair is beautifulllllll

He neutralised wayne rooney

He’s better looking than geroge Clooney

When he’s on the ball

 

Robbie Williams - Angels [HQ] [Official Music-Video]

 

 

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To the tune of "angels" by Robbie Williams, in honour of colocicni

 

:pokerface:

 

the tune of "angels" by Robbie Williams

 

:pokerface:

 

"angels" by Robbie Williams

 

:pokerface:

 

angels

 

:pokerface:

 

by

 

:pokerface:

 

Robbie

 

:pokerface:

 

Williams

 

:pokerface:

 

 

 

©Neil

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Guest michaelfoster

for Jose Fonte when we play southampton next year

 

'Pardew shagged ya wife, Pardew Pardew shagged ya wife'

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Guest Blackandwhitearmy

Something Motherwell fans were singing.

 

Tune of Made of Stone.

 

Sometimes I

Fantasise

When the well play Barcelona or we end up going to Roma

Don't these times

Fill your eyes

If the Well draw Man United, the whole town will be excited

Ohhh Ohhh Ohhh!

 

 

 

Obviously change the Man Utd line and Well bit in the Bara line to Toon.

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Guest Playmaker10

2 Hatem Ben Arfa Chants

 

Ben Arfa wants to become the new Eric Cantona

 

http://www.mirrorfootball.co.uk/news/Newcastle-Hatem-Ben-Arfa-wants-to-become-new-Eric-Cantona-by-conquering-English-football-article874838.html

 

Manchester United Chant 'Ooh aah cantona'

 

Repeat as many times It sounds abit like the last part of the french national anthem la marseillaise got the idea from Man Utd Cantona chant example click youtube link below

 

' OHH AAH BEN ARFA '

OHH AAH OHH AAH OHH AAH BEN ARFA

OHH AAH BEN ARFA

 

La Marseillaise

 

2nd Ben Arfa Chant

 

HE CAUSES WET DREAMS, HE CAUSES WET DREAAAAMMMSSS, HATEM BEN ARFA, HE CAUSES WET DREAMS!

 

:D

 

 

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  • 2 weeks later...
Guest WashyGeordie

Papa Cisse, you and i knowwww.

That the mackems, paid for your airfareeee.

Will they pay it once again, to the San Sirroooo.

We're in Europe, Papa Cisse...

 

Abba - Chiquitita (i think) :lol:

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Guest BooBoo

Overheard on Sunday, easily the best crap song all season.

 

(tune: Tom Hark)

 

Party with Pardew on Merseyside

Party with Pardew on Merseyside!

 

Repeat to fade.

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the yohancabana

 

His name is Yohan,

He came from Ligue 1,

Spraying passes everywhere,

All the women stop and stare

 

He plays in midfield,

He takes the corners,

Oh he's gonna be a star,

Scores free kicks in off the bar

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Guest Blackandwhitearmy

Update on the Sloop John B song?

 

So come on you Geordies sing,

We know we're going to win

Geordie boys we drink wherever we go,

We're going to Rome,

We're going to Romeeee,

This is the best trip I've ever been on.

 

 

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Yohan, run free

Lasses get moist when they hear your soft voice, you'll seee (ooohh)

Hmmm Yohan, you'll see

Yohan, to yourself be true

The dreamboat from France makes the geordies all dance (oooh)

I said We all love you

 

:megusta:

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  • 4 weeks later...

To the tune of Forever Young (Alphaville)

 

Oh Luuk de Jong, I want to see, oh Luuk de Jong

Now we're going to sing together, forever and ever

Oh Luuk de Jong, I want to be, oh Luuk de Jong

Scoring goals in a Geordie heaven, forever and ever

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