Dave Posted March 23, 2015 Share Posted March 23, 2015 Second half described as 'heroics' by Ryder. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wullie Posted March 23, 2015 Share Posted March 23, 2015 A famous 2-2 draw at home. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest reefatoon Posted March 23, 2015 Share Posted March 23, 2015 The stuff dreams are made of Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
sempuki Posted March 23, 2015 Share Posted March 23, 2015 A famous 2-2 draw at home. How low we have fallen... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
NG32 Posted March 23, 2015 Share Posted March 23, 2015 Second half described as 'heroics' by Ryder. But the South American somehow kept out Sissoko from close range after Mike Williamson’s flick on. Had either of those presentable opportunities gone in, we could have been talking about a famous result. a famous result No words. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeDubbleYoo Posted March 23, 2015 Share Posted March 23, 2015 A famous 2-2 draw at home. Bloody hell. Even the commentators were going on about 'Newcastle could spring another surprise here'. What, scoring a goal? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
nemtizz Posted March 23, 2015 Share Posted March 23, 2015 Wish somebody would hurry up and chop Ryder's fingers off so he stops writing this shit. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deuce Posted March 23, 2015 Share Posted March 23, 2015 A famous 2-2 draw at home. The greatest victory against Arsenal since the 4-4. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Posted March 24, 2015 Share Posted March 24, 2015 A famous 2-2 draw at home. Bloody hell. Even the commentators were going on about 'Newcastle could spring another surprise here'. What, scoring a goal? I'm surprised every time we get a goal, tbf. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
NEEJ Posted March 24, 2015 Share Posted March 24, 2015 Wish somebody would hurry up and chop Ryder's fingers off so he stops writing this s***. His fingers? What would that achieve? The bloke types his articles with his forehead. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TaylorJ_01 Posted March 24, 2015 Share Posted March 24, 2015 Can imagine a bead of sweat on his head as he smashes a fat finger on the keyboard, typing one letter at a time, with his tongue out. His carer behind him egging him on "go on Lee, you are doing great!". Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest firetotheworks Posted March 24, 2015 Share Posted March 24, 2015 Remember that day in the life of Lee Ryder that someone posted a few years back? About how he just pisses about, goes out to Greggs then realises he has a deadline and just starts nutting the keyboard or something? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted March 24, 2015 Share Posted March 24, 2015 A funny description of Ryder from Toontastic that made me laugh: I picture him in Thompson house most days wandering about half-cut with his nylon suit smelling of the night previous, frantically scouring Twitter or whatnot. By lunchtime I see him as being glad of a bit of fresh air - a Greggs sausage & bean melt, a ham & peasepud stottie and maybe a cheeky packet of cheese n onion why don't'cha. Its Lee's chance to forget, to switch off from his daunting task. Extended (facebook orientated) lunchtime over , panic sets in. Feeling slightly fresher for now having sobered up , he comes into his own and a story emerges like a butterfly from a crysalis, Dekka on call to approve, offer guidance . Spell and grammar checker ignored, it's just submitted before his deadline. Happy Days thinks Lee. Off he then pops for his 8 cans of Kronenburg for £7.50 , closely joined by a Dominos pizza box and a 'soap night' viewing schedule . The process is then repeated throughout the week. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest firetotheworks Posted March 24, 2015 Share Posted March 24, 2015 That's the one. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
U2 Posted March 24, 2015 Share Posted March 24, 2015 Remember that day in the life of Lee Ryder that someone posted a few years back? About how he just pisses about, goes out to Greggs then realises he has a deadline and just starts nutting the keyboard or something? there's a thread on toontastic called the secret diary of lee ryder. worth a read Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest chicken little Posted March 24, 2015 Share Posted March 24, 2015 a thread on toontastic called the secret diary of lee ryder that's fuckin ace Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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