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There is only one contender for gimp of the week. Everyone, meet Tommy the toolbag Downs.

 

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'It's Bennings'

 

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'It's not Bennings'

 

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FACCKIN' CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA......'

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West Ham fan interviewed post-match who made some disparaging comments about us.... cheeky chappie! Now has a genuine medical syndrome named after him, and to add insult to...well insult... the honour of being reefered!

 

Tom Down's Syndrome:

 

 

Toonaphobia

Allergic to smell of petrol

Unquenchable thirst for Fosters lager

Homoerotic fantasies about Dicks (Julian, as well)

Microphallically Challenged, i.e. hung like a whippet.

Penchant for 1970s-stylee sitcoms and stand-up comedians, typically Till Death Do Us Part and Jim Davidson.

Owns and likely mistreats a bull terrier, possibly involving bestiality due to sexual inadequacies (see Microphallic criterion).

Common-law wife likely to resemble Waynetta Slob (won't be married due to lengthy narrative covering many perceived injustices around benefits and likely to feature asylum seekers.)

Lives on pies and chips (conceals deep shame about dislike of jellied eels).

Refusal of foreign muck food (like his wife's pizza, which she binge eats to compensate for lack of home-reared sausage).

Geographically confused - persistently claims badlands of Brentwood's social housing is actually in the heart of the Eastend of Laaaaan-din.

Tic disorder causing exuberant clapping on aeroplane landings.

Two common forms of facial abnormality:  1) resembling an inbred Royal with learning disabilities; 2) a female sexual organ, a complete one.

Pathological dependence on advice from mythical caring grandfather - all TDS suffers have unfortunately evidently never been loved.

Unnatural attachment to child's bubble blowing paraphernalia: unexplained, and unexplainable.

 

(Context for this tomfoolery in post match thread)

 

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West Ham fan interviewed post-match who made some disparaging comments about us.... cheeky chappie! Now has a genuine medical syndrome named after him, and to add insult to...well insult... the honour of being reefered!

 

Tom Down's Syndrome:

 

 

Toonaphobia

Allergic to smell of petrol

Unquenchable thirst for Fosters lager

Homoerotic fantasies about Dicks (Julian, as well)

Microphallically Challenged, i.e. hung like a whippet.

Penchant for 1970s-stylee sitcoms and stand-up comedians, typically Till Death Do Us Part and Jim Davidson.

Owns and likely mistreats a bull terrier, possibly involving bestiality due to sexual inadequacies (see Microphallic criterion).

Common-law wife likely to resemble Waynetta Slob (won't be married due to lengthy narrative covering many perceived injustices around benefits and likely to feature asylum seekers.)

Lives on pies and chips (conceals deep shame about dislike of jellied eels).

Refusal of foreign muck food (like his wife's pizza, which she binge eats to compensate for lack of home-reared sausage).

Geographically confused - persistently claims badlands of Brentwood's social housing is actually in the heart of the Eastend of Laaaaan-din.

Tic disorder causing exuberant clapping on aeroplane landings.

Two common forms of facial abnormality:  1) resembling an inbred Royal with learning disabilities; 2) a female sexual organ, a complete one.

Pathological dependence on advice from mythical caring grandfather - all TDS suffers have unfortunately evidently never been loved.

Unnatural attachment to child's bubble blowing paraphernalia: unexplained, and unexplainable.

 

(Context for this tomfoolery in post match thread)

 

:lol: :lol:

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