County Durham Mag Posted June 19, 2019 Share Posted June 19, 2019 Yes, you. I don't know of him young Gaz. Have you sought that proffesional help yet? Saying that I'm the one lay in a darkened room refreshing this page every 30 seconds Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ToonArmy1892 Posted June 19, 2019 Share Posted June 19, 2019 Proffesional Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Away Toon Posted June 19, 2019 Share Posted June 19, 2019 I still don't believe Ashley has any intention of selling. He's in control of one the biggest, most profitable clubs, in the most lucrative league in the world, where he can trouser ridiculous amounts of money and at the same time can showcase his other businesses to a worldwide audience of Billions. Anyone thinking he's giving that up is totally deluded. It simply works perfectly for him. He basically has to do nothing to make a fortune. Allegedly the club has now been up for sale for in excess of 10 years. That's right, one of the truly huge clubs of English football has been up for sale for over a Decade and has failed to attract a buyer. I'm sorry like but I'm not having that. I reckon that in all that time well over half of pro clubs in England have had a change of ownership yet one of the most lucrative of them all can't find a buyer? Really? I'm not doubting there might be genuine interest from this latest group but they'll be finding out, as others have, that Ashley has no genuine intention of parting with the goose that continues to lay golden eggs for him. Obviously if someone were to hoy silly money at him, say £500m+ that's a different scenario all together, but let's face it, that's not happening. No doubt Ashley would love to hold on to NUFC for a lot longer but unfortunately for him he has painted himself into a corner whereby he simply has to sell this summer. The reasons for this are two-fold....firstly he is haemorraging cash from his other business interests and secondly he has a manager of NUFC who cannot be replaced without the whole club imploding in a manner not seen before in its entire history. If Ashley is a smart gambler then he knows all of this and also realises that now is the time to walk away from the table. He has got his money back, made a tidy profit and had 12 years of exposure for his tatty brand. If he stays at the table then his asset will turn to dust over the next 12 months and wont ever recover while he is the owner. "he has a manager of NUFC who cannot be replaced without the whole club imploding in a manner not seen before in its entire history." I'm not sure that many people believe the above. In an ideal world for sure Ashley should suffer for his dreadful ownership, but even after mismanaging the club for 12 years and been relegated twice, he's still the owner of a profitable advertising vehicle for Sports Direct. If Rafa doesnt sign the contract he's alledgedly been offered, he'll be replaced by someone else and SJP will remain pretty much sold out. If the new manager turns out to be an idiot we'll probably get relegated again, something that seems to be no more than a minor inconvenience to the fat man. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest chopey Posted June 19, 2019 Share Posted June 19, 2019 N O will implode when Rafa leaves but the rest of Newcastle will just move on getting pissed on a Saturday afternoon on shit beer in plastic glasses watching Mark Hughes scrap 35 points next season to keep us up. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wallsendmag Posted June 19, 2019 Share Posted June 19, 2019 where he can trouser ridiculous amounts of money Why do people keep saying this? Just because we haven't spent hundreds of millions on players, the conclusion is that MA is somehow fiddling the numbers? As if he's not proven himself to be a dreadful custodian of the club without the need to invent some squirrelling away of incoming cashflows. And FWIW, SD's recent misadventures have not cost MA a bean in terms of cash. Didn't he take out another £33m last year, yet the club debt never drops? This is despite the club turning in a profit. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest godzilla Posted June 19, 2019 Share Posted June 19, 2019 where he can trouser ridiculous amounts of money Why do people keep saying this? Just because we haven't spent hundreds of millions on players, the conclusion is that MA is somehow fiddling the numbers? As if he's not proven himself to be a dreadful custodian of the club without the need to invent some squirrelling away of incoming cashflows. And FWIW, SD's recent misadventures have not cost MA a bean in terms of cash. Didn't he take out another £33m last year, yet the club debt never drops? This is despite the club turning in a profit. No it went down to £111 from £144 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobS Posted June 19, 2019 Share Posted June 19, 2019 Ready the gifs! Why? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ToonArmy1892 Posted June 19, 2019 Share Posted June 19, 2019 Ready the gifs! ? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Edgar Posted June 19, 2019 Share Posted June 19, 2019 Ready the gifs! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
sh74 Posted June 19, 2019 Share Posted June 19, 2019 Ready the gifs! Ahhhh the memories. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wallsendmag Posted June 19, 2019 Share Posted June 19, 2019 where he can trouser ridiculous amounts of money Why do people keep saying this? Just because we haven't spent hundreds of millions on players, the conclusion is that MA is somehow fiddling the numbers? As if he's not proven himself to be a dreadful custodian of the club without the need to invent some squirrelling away of incoming cashflows. And FWIW, SD's recent misadventures have not cost MA a bean in terms of cash. Didn't he take out another £33m last year, yet the club debt never drops? This is despite the club turning in a profit. No it went down to £111 from £144 Staggering how he's managed to increase the debt whilst spending nothing on players, full houses every week and Sky throwing money at him.like it's going out of fashion. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
morla84 Posted June 19, 2019 Share Posted June 19, 2019 The shekh must be contemplated the purchase and asking himself 'Dubai or not Dubai?' Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Willow Posted June 19, 2019 Share Posted June 19, 2019 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe_F Posted June 19, 2019 Share Posted June 19, 2019 I like this DJ I have open contact with BZG and, speaking to them, I feel a deal to buy Newcastle United is not far away. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeDubbleYoo Posted June 19, 2019 Share Posted June 19, 2019 Ready the gifs! Ahhhh the memories. The amount of tapes I would have to return to the newsagent because they wouldn't load Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
LFEE Posted June 19, 2019 Share Posted June 19, 2019 Ready the gifs! Ahhhh the memories. The amount of tapes I would have to return to the newsagent because they wouldn't load Probably just needed to adjust your tape heads. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ToonArmy1892 Posted June 19, 2019 Share Posted June 19, 2019 Wish we could just fast forward these next two weeks like. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wandy Posted June 19, 2019 Share Posted June 19, 2019 "he has a manager of NUFC who cannot be replaced without the whole club imploding in a manner not seen before in its entire history." I'm not sure that many people believe the above. In an ideal world for sure Ashley should suffer for his dreadful ownership, but even after mismanaging the club for 12 years and been relegated twice, he's still the owner of a profitable advertising vehicle for Sports Direct. If Rafa doesnt sign the contract he's alledgedly been offered, he'll be replaced by someone else and SJP will remain pretty much sold out. If the new manager turns out to be an idiot we'll probably get relegated again, something that seems to be no more than a minor inconvenience to the fat man. Anyone who thinks that a Benitez-less NUFC with Ashley still at the helm will be able to move on from this takeover saga as if nothing has happened is utterly deluded and kidding themselves. The club will cease to be a cash cow for Ashley and will become an iron-clad albatross around his neck as it plummets into the Championship. It doesn't matter if SJP is still packed next season and played to a zombie atmosphere for games. The slightest bad turn will expose the anger and bitterness, the media will feast on it and everything will quickly snowball into an unstoppable negative force. And with no Benitez to turn water into wine and no time to buy players for the new yes-man manager the first bad turn will happen very early in the season. I'm guessing a lot of people aren't old enough to know what NUFC is like when there is real doom, gloom and hostility towards the powers-that-be. In short, it's not pleasant, and next season will make the 88/89 season look like a picnic in comaprison. When NUFC are relegated next season under Ashley he will be spending all of his time, money and energy in keeping the club away from the Championship trapdoor. There will be no coming back this time. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir Toon Posted June 19, 2019 Share Posted June 19, 2019 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeDubbleYoo Posted June 19, 2019 Share Posted June 19, 2019 Probably just needed to adjust your tape heads. If I'd known that when I was about 11... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ikon Posted June 19, 2019 Share Posted June 19, 2019 Unlikely to mean anything but weird thing to say IF he'll leave. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
morla84 Posted June 19, 2019 Share Posted June 19, 2019 Ashley must know hes at the point of no return now. Fuck this up and the club will be worth £150m less this time next year in the championship Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Away Toon Posted June 19, 2019 Share Posted June 19, 2019 This is what should happen but it won't. Clubs no longer have supporters they have customers, and the customers have put up with 12 years of Ashley, JFK, Pardew and lots of other fuckwits, and the crowds have stayed solid, with a little bit of booing and posturing from time to time. Let's face it we aren't Liverpool or Rangers or even West Ham for fucks sake, they would never have put up with this shit. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted June 19, 2019 Share Posted June 19, 2019 He’ll do enough to scrape 16th. Don’t think it’ll take much to finish above Norwich, Sheff Utd plus another. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wallsendmag Posted June 19, 2019 Share Posted June 19, 2019 "he has a manager of NUFC who cannot be replaced without the whole club imploding in a manner not seen before in its entire history." I'm not sure that many people believe the above. In an ideal world for sure Ashley should suffer for his dreadful ownership, but even after mismanaging the club for 12 years and been relegated twice, he's still the owner of a profitable advertising vehicle for Sports Direct. If Rafa doesnt sign the contract he's alledgedly been offered, he'll be replaced by someone else and SJP will remain pretty much sold out. If the new manager turns out to be an idiot we'll probably get relegated again, something that seems to be no more than a minor inconvenience to the fat man. Anyone who thinks that a Benitez-less NUFC with Ashley still at the helm will be able to move on from this takeover saga as if nothing has happened is utterly deluded and kidding themselves. The club will cease to be a cash cow for Ashley and will become an iron-clad albatross around his neck as it plummets into the Championship. It doesn't matter if SJP is still packed next season and played to a zombie atmosphere for games. The slightest bad turn will expose the anger and bitterness, the media will feast on it and everything will quickly snowball into an unstoppable negative force. And with no Benitez to turn water into wine and no time to buy players for the new yes-man manager the first bad turn will happen very early in the season. I'm guessing a lot of people aren't old enough to know what NUFC is like when there is real doom, gloom and hostility towards the powers-that-be. In short, it's not pleasant, and next season will make the 88/89 season look like a picnic in comaprison. When NUFC are relegated next season under Ashley he will be spending all of his time, money and energy in keeping the club away from the Championship trapdoor. There will be no coming back this time. The fanbase is a completely different one to what it was in 1988. Most of the people who turn up now aren't capable of showing the hostility the crowd of 30 years ago could. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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