The Europeometer™ (2024/25) - NUFC Qualify for Conference League (at least)

[buzza]

Jackson Will miss last two games for a straight red... Get in! They are toothless without him Up front

[Coffee_Johnny]

1 minute ago, The Butcher said:

Reckon we beat Arsenal.

Is there another team we’ve beaten three times this season? And who are yet to score against us? 

[Dokko]

12 minutes ago, Ketsbaia said:

Still need to beat Everton but aye, a lot hinged on today.

 

We beat Chelsea, swung the GD by four + now they're without a striker.

 

Before anyone gets their hopes up. I'm going to the Everton game. Current record is 6 draws and Bournemouth (last game I attended)

 

 

[Dokko]

Thought we've won a cup since then and I attended the NO final.. So maybe curse lifted? 

[Sibierski]

Off to Europe we go  

 

Hopefully results next weekend fall for us and it’s a party atmosphere last game with it already wrapped up, but doesn’t matter.

 

One home win from champions league, happy days. 

 

The Newcastle fan in me will still fear a Pickford MOM performance and DCL header in a 1-0 defeat :| 

[MagPar]

4 hours ago, Pearljam10 said:

 
 Chelsea gd is 21

Hiya, fellow Pearl Jam fan here,I've even got a stickman tattoo (and a Playstation one).

[MagPar]

18 hours ago, Jewel said:

 

DM is a cunt. He'll love the idea of getting one over on us.

He is not a cunt. 

[Pearljam10]

4 minutes ago, MagPar said:

Hiya, fellow Pearl Jam fan here,I've even got a stickman tattoo (and a Playstation one).

Cool, I've got one as well, the PJ cross surf boards. 

[Fak]

18 hours ago, Jewel said:

 

DM is a cunt. He'll love the idea of getting one over on us.

 

Didnt realise Moyes had a vendetta over us? 

[James]

1 minute ago, Fak said:

 

Didnt realise Moyes had a vendetta over us? 

id go as far as saying that 18 of the other managers respect us nowadays 

[MagPar]

35 minutes ago, BermyToon said:

If we finish second, I presume we get a more favourable Champions League group?

I'm guessing you've only recently came out of a coma? Get better mate 🤒 😷 

[JigsawGoesToPieces]

Forest draw would be ok wouldn't it?

 

Would leave them on 62 +12 with Chelsea still to play and their max points would be 68

[Wolfcastle]

So in the instance they win every game, which they probably will except when they cant on the last day

 

2points to guarantee finishing above Villa

3 for Forest (pre their kick-off today)

4 for Chelsea

6 for Man City (not even thinking about that)

 

3 if Forest beat Chelsea, 3 for a draw, 4 if Chelsea win and 1 for Forest in that instance

 

 

[ChrisMcQuillan]

Outrageous that one of Spurs and Man Utd will be playing Champions League. 

[Displayname]

1 minute ago, ChrisMcQuillan said:

Outrageous that one of Spurs and Man Utd will be playing Champions League. 

Fucking ridicolous.

[Displayname]

Spurs being 16th with a positive gd must be a first one though

[MagPar]

21 minutes ago, Sibierski said:

Off to Europe we go  

 

Hopefully results next weekend fall for us and it’s a party atmosphere last game with it already wrapped up, but doesn’t matter.

 

One home win from champions league, happy days. 

 

The Newcastle fan in me will still fear a Pickford MOM performance and DCL header in a 1-0 defeat :| 

We were already off to Europe, albeit a lesser competion. Obviously Champions League would be best for the teams finances,but I wouldn't be crying if we only managed the Europa league as I think we'd progress further. Conference league, we'd be one of the favourites to win it. More silverware. 

[BermyToon]

12 minutes ago, MagPar said:

I'm guessing you've only recently came out of a coma? Get better mate 🤒 😷 

Haha I don't really follow competitions where the Toon aren't in them.

[MagPar]

14 minutes ago, Pearljam10 said:

Cool, I've got one as well, the PJ cross surf boards. 

Best rock band in the world. Consistent as fuck and the new album is a belter, which I'm not saying out of bias. I've listened to Gigaton 30-40 times but just don't like it. Dark Matter I adore,even the soppy songs. There isn't a skippable track for me. I'll never get to see them live unless I win the lottery and conquer many of my anxiety ridden phobias.

[Skeletor]

If Arsenal lose today at Anfield then our match against them is a game for 2nd 👀

[Armchair Pundit]

46 minutes ago, Joelinton7 said:

One of these will be in the champions league next season

 

Just a horrible thought, embarrassing for the Champions League, embarrassing for the Premier League

[Armchair Pundit]

27 minutes ago, Skeletor said:

If Arsenal lose today at Anfield then our match against them is a game for 2nd 👀

 

I don't think Arsenal will lose mind, LiVARpool's gone on holiday since winning the league, at least that's what it looked like against Chelsea. I imagine the official's won't bother helping them as much now either, seeing as their job is done for the season.

[James]

I’ve seen a few supercomputers at having Arsenal at over 95% in the CL, but their next two games are against the top 3.

 

Lose those two and City, Chelsea, Villa, Forest all win their next game, can we really rule out Arsenal bottling under pressure vs Southampton then not getting CL at all?

[Skeletor]

Just now, James said:

I’ve seen a few supercomputers at having Arsenal at over 95% in the CL, but their next two games are against the top 3.

 

Lose those two and City, Chelsea, Villa, Forest all win their next game, can we really rule out Arsenal bottling under pressure vs Southampton then not getting CL at all?

 

Yes

[TheBrownBottle]

9 minutes ago, Armchair Pundit said:

 

Just a horrible thought, embarrassing for the Champions League, embarrassing for the Premier League

Not sure why it’s embarrassing for the PL tbf, it shows the league’s strength.  I don’t think it’s a good thing for European football generally