AyeDubbleYoo Posted March 11, 2013 Share Posted March 11, 2013 More annoying to me is the physical jostling of the referee as in the Norwich-Southampton game on Saturday. At that level they should produce a yellow for each push - bang, bang, bang, bang - and reds if necessary. Then the refs in Sunday football and the like might not get beaten up as regularly as they do by violent arseholes. Just a thought. Respect, innit? Aye, Clattenberg should have dished out a number of cards at the weekend. Ridiculous that they allow themselves to be spoken to like that and physically intimidated. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
wormy Posted March 12, 2013 Share Posted March 12, 2013 The Gazprom advert music. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kanj Posted March 12, 2013 Share Posted March 12, 2013 El Shaar's hair man, its fucking awful. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Colossus Posted March 13, 2013 Share Posted March 13, 2013 El Shaar's hair man, its f***ing awful. It's so annoying that it's apparently a trend in Italy to have these massive mohicans, so now loads of players there have them. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
rnmag Posted March 13, 2013 Share Posted March 13, 2013 When teams fail to keep a wall 10 yards from a free kick and the ref has to keep moving them back. Sometime a ref has to tell them 2/3 times. Get them in the book straight away and this will soon stop! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
flyingscotsman Posted March 13, 2013 Share Posted March 13, 2013 Players chewing their shirts before or during a game. Leaves a horrible wet mark. Noticed benteke doing it a lot Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deuce Posted March 14, 2013 Share Posted March 14, 2013 "Anji" (Makhachkala) It's not a "J" sound. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nobody Posted March 14, 2013 Share Posted March 14, 2013 "Anji" (Makhachkala) It's not a "J" sound. It is, if you're from Spain Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deuce Posted March 14, 2013 Share Posted March 14, 2013 "Anji" (Makhachkala) It's not a "J" sound. It is, if you're from Spain Jajajajaja! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Colossus Posted March 15, 2013 Share Posted March 15, 2013 Talking about football to people who don't like it, follow it, or know much about it. Defaults to either "dey get paid lotz" or "dey all divez rugby iz beta". Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Slippery Sam Posted March 15, 2013 Share Posted March 15, 2013 Hearing your club have a lush draw in yurop that you fancy going to....only to remember you have a fuckin' holiday booked for that week. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wilson Posted March 16, 2013 Share Posted March 16, 2013 This annoying 'no standing' announcement every single game at Goodison. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueStar Posted March 16, 2013 Share Posted March 16, 2013 The fact if you kick the ball away it's an instant, indisputable yellow card, but if you hold onto the ball or pick it up and carry it away that's fine apparently, even though the result (wasting time when you're ahead, allowing your players to get back into position) is exactly the same. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Venkman Posted March 16, 2013 Share Posted March 16, 2013 Pretty sure that when I was a kid I wanted English clubs to do well. Apart from Arsenal, of course. Nowadays I'm like most, in that I want the clubs I'm in competition with to fail so they don't get cash/kudos etc. Quite happy for someone like Fulham to do OK, because I don't see them as competition. Yeah, when I was younger me and my dad would watch European games and he'd always be supporting the english team. He's still a little bit like that but I just want everyone to lose. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryan_Taylor Posted March 16, 2013 Share Posted March 16, 2013 Twatting international break next week. Or ever. In fact just international football that isn't filling that bit in the summer when there's no good football on. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hanshithispantz Posted March 16, 2013 Share Posted March 16, 2013 My dad's still pro-English to an annoying degree, cheers them scoring and that it does my head in. I prefer English clubs to do well tbh but I don't really care about the games; I don't understand why people would prefer to see Spanish/Italian/German domination in Europe. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parky Posted March 16, 2013 Share Posted March 16, 2013 Leighton Baines jumpin like a startled cat as soon as you go near him. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Disco Posted March 16, 2013 Share Posted March 16, 2013 Brad Guzan's sleeves Julio Cesar always wearing tights Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Disco Posted March 16, 2013 Share Posted March 16, 2013 Opposition fans shouting 'handball' in jest after you've claimed for one. About as funny as AIDS. Villa fans are big on this, City fans were just doing it on MOTD. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Interpolic Posted March 16, 2013 Share Posted March 16, 2013 Been in plenty of Newcastle crowds that have done the same tbh. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Disco Posted March 16, 2013 Share Posted March 16, 2013 Been in plenty of Newcastle crowds that have done the same tbh. Oh definitely - we're not excluded, just screams of shit craic (and I'm an expert in that). Boils my piss. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fugazi Posted March 16, 2013 Share Posted March 16, 2013 "You're shit aaaaaaahhhhhhhh" is canny tiresome anarl, even though I love Father Ted. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
newsted Posted March 17, 2013 Share Posted March 17, 2013 Oh ffs. Just crawled out of bed and hoyed the TV on for a gentle start to the day only to be greeted by Martin fucking Samuel being a stupid fat Cockney cunt. Seems to have shaved some of his greasy beard and cut some of his greasy hair but that wasn't the real problem. Christ, the other wankers aren't much less awful either tbh. Singing Big Fat Sam's praises atm. AC/DC DVD it is then. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tiresias Posted March 17, 2013 Share Posted March 17, 2013 I remember a shout in a lower league game when the ref missed a few handballs of "good job you're not a cricket umpire ref, you'd never give anyone out" which was so overcomplicated a taunt I cracked up laughing a bit much Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
wormy Posted March 17, 2013 Share Posted March 17, 2013 Talking about football to people who don't like it, follow it, or know much about it. Defaults to either "dey get paid lotz" or "dey all divez rugby iz beta". I've enjoyed annoying customers watching the Six Nations at work this year. Player down for an injury? 'get the fuck up man, pussies.' etc etc. Amazing how many people would actually make an argument out of such obviously shit baiting. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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