GeordieDazzler Posted February 22, 2007 Share Posted February 22, 2007 http://www.heartsfc.premiumtv.co.uk/page/News/NewsDetail/0,,10289~986323,00.html Monkeys go home! The following statement was issued tonight by Vladimir Romanov: Dear Monkeys, Today I will not be showing your portrait to you. It is pointless. You are one step away from becoming human beings. Go and carefully have a look at yourself in the mirror. Don't you see a human in it? Stop fighting for the values which the ex-captain of Hearts was fighting for. Education and truthful information - that should be your input to humankind. Your leader Mowgli is not taking bananas any more, now he is taking money for lies and untruthful interpretation. However he is greedy and makes you collect rotten information from cesspits and poisons readers with it. This is unworthy even of a monkey. Today I will express my opinion in English about refereeing in order that your Mowgli will not make you tell lies. To discuss whether referees take money or not is the same as discussing a woman who gives herself with no love. Isn't it better to concentrate on the standard of their work instead of looking for reasons for their poor performance? A woman cheats herself and nature if she gives herself without love. If a referee officiates a game based on his personal love, he commits a cynical crime, especially when the public has trusted him. I respect those referees who take money from two stupid teams and then honestly officiates a game. They do not harm football in any way. Though it is bad, still everybody is equal for them. Perhaps that is the reason why football in Italy will never die despite all the scandals that continuously shake it. I think that is much better than being the champions for 40 years while building up the same system for further 40 years. Now it has become obvious to me why you, the Monkeys, were trying to ruin Hearts not only in the Championship, but in European competitions as well. I think it was not without your help that the 'frozen' referee from Russia was selected to officiate our match and that in the games against the Greek side we got three red cards. It is not without your help that traitors were presented as heroes thus showing the road to children for betrayal. You will always call teachers silly because unlike you they lead children along the correct path. Protecting your values in that way just spoils not only football, but also a Scotsman's proud name. I beg you Mowgli, take the monkeys back to the Safari Park! :lol: Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
sempuki Posted February 23, 2007 Share Posted February 23, 2007 Is he on acid? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wullie Posted February 23, 2007 Share Posted February 23, 2007 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dokko Posted February 23, 2007 Share Posted February 23, 2007 So, him or Fat Freddy? Tough choice. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bubbles Posted February 23, 2007 Share Posted February 23, 2007 Is he on acid? acid mixed with pure russian vodka Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newcastle Fan Posted February 23, 2007 Share Posted February 23, 2007 100% CLASS!! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted February 23, 2007 Share Posted February 23, 2007 WTF? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gemmill Posted February 23, 2007 Share Posted February 23, 2007 Funny, but fucking miserable if you're a Hearts fan. Someone will end up doing him in at this rate. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest icemanblue Posted February 23, 2007 Share Posted February 23, 2007 Is this for real, or what?! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gemmill Posted February 23, 2007 Share Posted February 23, 2007 Aye, he handed out peanuts in the press box at the last game to all of the "monkeys". Not all there. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted February 23, 2007 Share Posted February 23, 2007 Borat? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest icemanblue Posted February 23, 2007 Share Posted February 23, 2007 Aye, he handed out peanuts in the press box at the last game to all of the "monkeys". Not all there. Is there any particular reason that he's calling people 'monkeys'? Is he just a massive racialist? I smell Cantona taking up a career in speach-writing. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rob W Posted February 23, 2007 Share Posted February 23, 2007 i love this sort of thing - just as football puffs itself up with self importance some loon pops up to show just what the people who run the game are really like.................................... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted February 23, 2007 Share Posted February 23, 2007 Leazes guarenteed to use this as a way of defending Shepherd tbh. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cajun Posted February 23, 2007 Share Posted February 23, 2007 Aye, he handed out peanuts in the press box at the last game to all of the "monkeys". Not all there. Is there any particular reason that he's calling people 'monkeys'? Is he just a massive racialist? I smell Cantona taking up a career in speach-writing. Is it racist to call people monkeys? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest icemanblue Posted February 23, 2007 Share Posted February 23, 2007 Aye, he handed out peanuts in the press box at the last game to all of the "monkeys". Not all there. Is there any particular reason that he's calling people 'monkeys'? Is he just a massive racialist? I smell Cantona taking up a career in speach-writing. Is it racist to call people monkeys? Joke, son. Joke. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cajun Posted February 23, 2007 Share Posted February 23, 2007 Monkey! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest icemanblue Posted February 23, 2007 Share Posted February 23, 2007 Monkey! eesh! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Spectrum Posted February 23, 2007 Share Posted February 23, 2007 I don't understand it...who is he referring to as "monkeys"? And who is "Mowgli"? Is it about Stephen Pressley and the Hearts fans who backed him? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gemmill Posted February 23, 2007 Share Posted February 23, 2007 It's the press as far as I can gather. Like I say he handed out monkey-related paraphernalia in the press box at their last game. If I was a member of the local press I'd sit in the press box at the next game having a wank and flinging my jizz at him. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cajun Posted February 23, 2007 Share Posted February 23, 2007 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
GeordieDazzler Posted February 23, 2007 Share Posted February 23, 2007 Isnt he bleating on about bribed refs too? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rob W Posted February 24, 2007 Share Posted February 24, 2007 Difficult to tell really but I think the thrust of his ravings are that the Old Firm are in collusion withe SFA and the refs and are doing his brave lads down nowt you wouldn't hear in the Haymarket in Edinbro any night TBH................... he'll be fined £ 100k and warned............ Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlufPurdi Posted February 24, 2007 Share Posted February 24, 2007 Difficult to tell really but I think the thrust of his ravings are that the Old Firm are in collusion withe SFA and the refs and are doing his brave lads down That's pretty much what he's getting at, and he's not the first to do it either. Will always remember Di Canio declaring all referees were Masons and that's why Rangers kept winning the league. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest optimistic nit Posted February 24, 2007 Share Posted February 24, 2007 Aye, he handed out peanuts in the press box at the last game to all of the "monkeys". Not all there. Is there any particular reason that he's calling people 'monkeys'? Is he just a massive racialist? I smell Cantona taking up a career in speach-writing. Is it racist to call people monkeys? Joke, son. Joke. well it wasn't very funny. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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