Guest smoggeordie Posted March 13, 2007 Share Posted March 13, 2007 What's everyone on heres? Mine is "ohhhh he's hit the beans on toast" from Mersen on JSSS Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Optimistic Nut Posted March 13, 2007 Share Posted March 13, 2007 Anything by Jeff Stelling. "They'll be dancing in the streets of TNS" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Nguyen Van Falk Posted March 13, 2007 Share Posted March 13, 2007 Caught in possesion Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Optimistic Nut Posted March 13, 2007 Share Posted March 13, 2007 When a commentator says, "half a header" or "half a touch". He either headed/touched the ball or he didn't! No "half" about it. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest smoggeordie Posted March 13, 2007 Share Posted March 13, 2007 Anything by Jeff Stelling. "They'll be dancing in the streets of TNS" Kevin Webster bangs one in......ohhh sally will be delighted Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Optimistic Nut Posted March 13, 2007 Share Posted March 13, 2007 Or if James Brown scores for Hartlepool he'll simply burst into song, "I feeeeeel good, der-dun-ner-dun-ner-dun-ner" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Optimistic Nut Posted March 14, 2007 Share Posted March 14, 2007 Or when "A Trialist" comes up as one of the scorers in the lower Scottish Leagues, "He's been going through a barren patch of late" or, "He's been on the move quite a lot around Scotland". And of course, Kevin "the Good Doctor" Deuchar. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cronky Posted March 14, 2007 Share Posted March 14, 2007 Hugh Johns - ITV commentator in times past - 'His name's not salmon, but he leapt like that mighty fish'. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Northern Monkey Posted March 14, 2007 Share Posted March 14, 2007 Anything by Jeff Stelling. "They'll be dancing in the streets of TNS" That was genius. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
buzza Posted March 14, 2007 Share Posted March 14, 2007 Man on, square, inside, penna, haway ref, FFS Ref, far post, get rid... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest icemanblue Posted March 14, 2007 Share Posted March 14, 2007 'X' has taken 'Y' from behind, and he's not happy! Pretty much every other innuendo-laced comment, never fails to raise a smile... 'The keeper had a tightly packed box in front of him', etc etc. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Morph Posted March 14, 2007 Share Posted March 14, 2007 "Everyone's got tough games coming up. Manchester United have got Arsenal, Arsenal have got Manchester United and Leeds have got Leeds." The great Sir Bobby Robson. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nobody Posted March 14, 2007 Share Posted March 14, 2007 "Everyone's got tough games coming up. Manchester United have got Arsenal, Arsenal have got Manchester United and Leeds have got Leeds." The great Sir Bobby Robson. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
eaststar Posted March 14, 2007 Share Posted March 14, 2007 "X passes Y down the line...he looks to cross....SHOOTERING!" Yes, I've heard the term "Shootering" used on television before...that is, a cross between a shot and a cross...mind you it was in Korea Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrmojorisin75 Posted March 14, 2007 Share Posted March 14, 2007 "X passes Y down the line...he looks to cross....SHOOTERING!" Yes, I've heard the term "Shootering" used on television before...that is, a cross between a shot and a cross...mind you it was in Korea you sure about that? they tend to say "shootiiiiiiiiiiing" with the emphasis on the 2nd part of the word....or "headiiiiiing" with the same intonation....funny man, listening to loads of korean babble then they throw that in, cracks me up every time Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChezGiven Posted March 14, 2007 Share Posted March 14, 2007 Anything by Alan Partridge on The Day Today. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted March 14, 2007 Share Posted March 14, 2007 'And another!' Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChezGiven Posted March 14, 2007 Share Posted March 14, 2007 'Twat!!! That was liquid football' Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
madras Posted March 14, 2007 Share Posted March 14, 2007 young kids today with "in nets" instead of "in goal",really winds me up....anyway for nostalgia faves.....rush keeper,3 pots in,heads and vollies,world cup singles,world cup doubles,cock or hen. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest icemanblue Posted March 14, 2007 Share Posted March 14, 2007 young kids today with "in nets" instead of "in goal",really winds me up....anyway for nostalgia faves.....rush keeper,3 pots in,heads and vollies,world cup singles,world cup doubles,cock or hen. That i don't remember. What was it? Also, world cup single/doubles was called 'world cup willy' round my way. Fuck knows why! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
madras Posted March 14, 2007 Share Posted March 14, 2007 young kids today with "in nets" instead of "in goal",really winds me up....anyway for nostalgia faves.....rush keeper,3 pots in,heads and vollies,world cup singles,world cup doubles,cock or hen. That i don't remember. What was it? Also, world cup single/doubles was called 'world cup willy' round my way. f*** knows why! cock or hen was when a couple turned up late for a kickabout,to decide who went on which team. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Optimistic Nut Posted March 14, 2007 Share Posted March 14, 2007 When at every single corner, Given shouts "head away"...no matter where the ball is going in the box. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
juniatmoko Posted March 14, 2007 Share Posted March 14, 2007 Gol! Gol! Goooooooooooooooooool!..... by Mexican Commentators Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JamesD Posted March 14, 2007 Share Posted March 14, 2007 Gol! Gol! Goooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool!..... by Mexican Commentators fixed it for you. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest cfhpantera27 Posted March 20, 2007 Share Posted March 20, 2007 Boston Goals on Soccer AM, ..quality Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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