thewellander Posted May 10, 2007 Share Posted May 10, 2007 With Big Sam coming to Newcastle, icNewcastle, the official site, and other news sources will have a fresh bash of stupid puns to fill their headlines with (ie., "End of the Roed"). I thought we should have a thread to give them a hand on these wonderfully creative headlines. If things don't turn around: "Sam Old Song and Dance" If things DO turn around: "New Gaffer Sam-ply the best" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dokko Posted May 10, 2007 Share Posted May 10, 2007 NUFC get a new scoreboard at the request of new manager: Sam-sung on display Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dokko Posted May 10, 2007 Share Posted May 10, 2007 0-0 draw in the FA cup 3rd round - Play it again, Sam. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alberto2005 Posted May 10, 2007 Share Posted May 10, 2007 With Big Sam coming to Newcastle, icNewcastle, the official site, and other news sources will have a fresh bash of stupid puns to fill their headlines with (ie., "End of the Roed"). I thought we should have a thread to give them a hand on these wonderfully creative headlines. If things don't turn around: "Sam Old Song and Dance" If things DO turn around: "New Gaffer Sam-ply the best" bored? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dokko Posted May 10, 2007 Share Posted May 10, 2007 We win 5-0 all headers- SAM, Surface to air missile attack Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
gray Posted May 10, 2007 Share Posted May 10, 2007 "Aller do it" Sam Allerdyce takes toon hotseat. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
thewellander Posted May 10, 2007 Share Posted May 10, 2007 With Big Sam coming to Newcastle, icNewcastle, the official site, and other news sources will have a fresh bash of stupid puns to fill their headlines with (ie., "End of the Roed"). I thought we should have a thread to give them a hand on these wonderfully creative headlines. If things don't turn around: "Sam Old Song and Dance" If things DO turn around: "New Gaffer Sam-ply the best" bored? Extremely! But, those stupid headlines do always crack me up. And besides, we've been in such a low lately, something a little funny can't hurt. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alberto2005 Posted May 10, 2007 Share Posted May 10, 2007 "Aller do it" Sam Allerdyce takes toon hotseat. Allardyce. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
gray Posted May 10, 2007 Share Posted May 10, 2007 "Allar do it" Sam Allardyce takes toon hotseat. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alberto2005 Posted May 10, 2007 Share Posted May 10, 2007 "I feel GRAY-t" Gray spells new Toon managers name correctly. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
STM Posted May 10, 2007 Share Posted May 10, 2007 "Freddy throws some dyce." "Big market for big sam" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geordie Boot Boy Posted May 10, 2007 Share Posted May 10, 2007 Bung Bung Baggies! Newcastle sign WBA reserve team player in £5 million deal. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
STM Posted May 10, 2007 Share Posted May 10, 2007 "Luq whos away" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nameless Posted May 10, 2007 Share Posted May 10, 2007 "Sam day our prince will come" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Minhosa Posted May 10, 2007 Share Posted May 10, 2007 Sam shit, different manager Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Spectrum Posted May 10, 2007 Share Posted May 10, 2007 Sam-son and De- Shola Ameobi's new agent arranges perfectly legitimate move to Bournemouth Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
shido Posted May 10, 2007 Share Posted May 10, 2007 Slice and Dyce Toon star in freak sandwich cutting incident Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Minhosa Posted May 10, 2007 Share Posted May 10, 2007 "He's Allar-dycing with death"......as Sam swipes a steak bake from under Freddie's nose in the Boardroom. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Minhosa Posted May 10, 2007 Share Posted May 10, 2007 "VD is Sam-thing special" as Viduka and Davies ensure we play route one football like never before. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Colos Short and Curlies Posted May 10, 2007 Share Posted May 10, 2007 Frog on the Tyne is all fine all fine After Houllieer inspires us to the league/cup double Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Minhosa Posted May 10, 2007 Share Posted May 10, 2007 "Sven will I see you again.............." as Freddie creates another managerial casualty, this time of the Swedish variety. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ATB Posted May 10, 2007 Share Posted May 10, 2007 haha spot on mate=) Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest elbee909 Posted May 10, 2007 Share Posted May 10, 2007 The Dyce Man Cometh Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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