Aphrodite Posted July 5, 2007 Share Posted July 5, 2007 Non-league football is the best like for crazy stuff, some of the banter I've had on the Northern or Weraside League has ranged from hilarious to the surreal! Being told to 'go back to Holland' by an irate fan (never been to Holland in my life!) is the oddest though. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
safc Posted July 5, 2007 Share Posted July 5, 2007 One I wish I'd saw was something I saw on the SMB once. Sunderland had a freekick against Man United, and Roy Keane is standing in front of the Sunderland players gathered round the ball, stopping them taking it, and making his mouth go to the ref. Anyway the ref sends him away, at which point one of the mackem players lobs the ball at Keane's head. It bounces back in a perfect arc and into the same lad's hands. Keane spins round thinking someone's clipped him, ready to kick off, and the mackems all do the whistling-nonchalantly-looking-anywhere-but-at-Keane innocent thing. Keane, looking confused, turns around and walks off again, only for the mackem to do EXACTLY the same thing. Can't remember but I think that Keane lost it this time. Quality though, taking the piss out of psycho boy like that. Alex Rae. Both hailarious and legendry. My other favourite moment also features Roy Keane, when McAteer told him to put it in his book at the Stadium. I can't find a picture of it though, where he is miming writing a book. The craziest thing I have seen would be the game against Charlton where we scored 3 own goals. It was just totally bizarre. BTW Bonk, how is the ex-Sunderland contingent getting on at Toronto? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kev Posted July 5, 2007 Share Posted July 5, 2007 Martins picking up that bird on the pitch has got to be the funniest moment at a match or the when the linesmen got took out by a player (cant remember who) Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gemmill Posted July 5, 2007 Share Posted July 5, 2007 Remember when a load of snow fell off the roof of the Milburn stand and landed on the linesman's head? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wullie Posted July 5, 2007 Share Posted July 5, 2007 One I wish I'd saw was something I saw on the SMB once. Sunderland had a freekick against Man United, and Roy Keane is standing in front of the Sunderland players gathered round the ball, stopping them taking it, and making his mouth go to the ref. Anyway the ref sends him away, at which point one of the mackem players lobs the ball at Keane's head. It bounces back in a perfect arc and into the same lad's hands. Keane spins round thinking someone's clipped him, ready to kick off, and the mackems all do the whistling-nonchalantly-looking-anywhere-but-at-Keane innocent thing. Keane, looking confused, turns around and walks off again, only for the mackem to do EXACTLY the same thing. Can't remember but I think that Keane lost it this time. Quality though, taking the piss out of psycho boy like that. Alex Rae. Both hailarious and legendry. That sounds fucking mint. Is there video footage anywhere? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ryunufc Posted July 5, 2007 Share Posted July 5, 2007 martin palermo missed 3 penalties, it was a copa america match if im not mistaken. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
midds Posted July 5, 2007 Share Posted July 5, 2007 martin palermo missed 3 penalties, it was a copa america match if im not mistaken. He did. His nickname is/was 'the Penguin' too. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted July 5, 2007 Share Posted July 5, 2007 One I wish I'd saw was something I saw on the SMB once. Sunderland had a freekick against Man United, and Roy Keane is standing in front of the Sunderland players gathered round the ball, stopping them taking it, and making his mouth go to the ref. Anyway the ref sends him away, at which point one of the mackem players lobs the ball at Keane's head. It bounces back in a perfect arc and into the same lad's hands. Keane spins round thinking someone's clipped him, ready to kick off, and the mackems all do the whistling-nonchalantly-looking-anywhere-but-at-Keane innocent thing. Keane, looking confused, turns around and walks off again, only for the mackem to do EXACTLY the same thing. Can't remember but I think that Keane lost it this time. Quality though, taking the piss out of psycho boy like that. Alex Rae. Both hailarious and legendry. My other favourite moment also features Roy Keane, when McAteer told him to put it in his book at the Stadium. I can't find a picture of it though, where he is miming writing a book. The craziest thing I have seen would be the game against Charlton where we scored 3 own goals. It was just totally bizarre. BTW Bonk, how is the ex-Sunderland contingent getting on at Toronto? And also Niall Quinn sprinting over to him as he walked off to shake his hand...with Ferguson pushing him away. http://news.bbc.co.uk/media/images/38321000/jpg/_38321319_keane150.jpg Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest WalkervilleMag Posted July 6, 2007 Share Posted July 6, 2007 the mad Sunderland steward at the stadium of shite, who got in the hull because we were tormenting him lol Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
madras Posted July 6, 2007 Share Posted July 6, 2007 on the gala field,newbiggin nhall player gets sent off,player walks off the pitch,goes to his car,gets in car and drives on to the pitch and chases the ref. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest trotter58 Posted July 6, 2007 Share Posted July 6, 2007 Celtic v Rapid Vienna The game had to be re-played at Old Trafford because of crowd trouble at Parkhead in the first game. 50,000 Celtic fans descended on Manchester. I was lucky enough to be in an executive box for the night surrounded by Celtic fans banging on the windows asking us to pass beer out to them! Halfway through the game, one Celtic fan, incensed by the Rapid Vienna goalkeeper's constant time-wasting, ran onto the pitch and rugby-tackled him! They both ended up in the back of the net as several coppers piled in! Hilarious! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Smirky Posted July 6, 2007 Share Posted July 6, 2007 http://www.toonarama.co.uk/players/kennyball.html ... or the streaker on the pitch in Keegans 1st game against QPR - bollock naked except a pair of luminous yellow socks Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
matta Posted July 6, 2007 Share Posted July 6, 2007 Dean Saunders i think it was, fighting a keeper for a ball on the opponents midfield. keeper manages to get it out to throw in. Dean throws the ball in the keepers back, and shoots the ball in the empty net. Class. there was a video on youtube, but i cant seem to find it. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
La Parka Posted July 6, 2007 Share Posted July 6, 2007 Who bounced the throw in off someones back then scored? Warren Barton? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Bonk Posted July 6, 2007 Share Posted July 6, 2007 One I wish I'd saw was something I saw on the SMB once. Sunderland had a freekick against Man United, and Roy Keane is standing in front of the Sunderland players gathered round the ball, stopping them taking it, and making his mouth go to the ref. Anyway the ref sends him away, at which point one of the mackem players lobs the ball at Keane's head. It bounces back in a perfect arc and into the same lad's hands. Keane spins round thinking someone's clipped him, ready to kick off, and the mackems all do the whistling-nonchalantly-looking-anywhere-but-at-Keane innocent thing. Keane, looking confused, turns around and walks off again, only for the mackem to do EXACTLY the same thing. Can't remember but I think that Keane lost it this time. Quality though, taking the piss out of psycho boy like that. Alex Rae. Both hailarious and legendry. My other favourite moment also features Roy Keane, when McAteer told him to put it in his book at the Stadium. I can't find a picture of it though, where he is miming writing a book. The craziest thing I have seen would be the game against Charlton where we scored 3 own goals. It was just totally bizarre. BTW Bonk, how is the ex-Sunderland contingent getting on at Toronto? Mind jogging my memory which players are former Sunlun' ones? The team itself is doing okay, we're a respectable 5-7-2 and just picked up our first away win the other night. Absolutely shocking football, though. You don't see too many 0-0 draws, always goals filling the back of the net at least. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Dr. Pongle Posted July 6, 2007 Share Posted July 6, 2007 Shola Ameobi playing left wing and Emre beating the first man on a corner. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
safc Posted July 6, 2007 Share Posted July 6, 2007 One I wish I'd saw was something I saw on the SMB once. Sunderland had a freekick against Man United, and Roy Keane is standing in front of the Sunderland players gathered round the ball, stopping them taking it, and making his mouth go to the ref. Anyway the ref sends him away, at which point one of the mackem players lobs the ball at Keane's head. It bounces back in a perfect arc and into the same lad's hands. Keane spins round thinking someone's clipped him, ready to kick off, and the mackems all do the whistling-nonchalantly-looking-anywhere-but-at-Keane innocent thing. Keane, looking confused, turns around and walks off again, only for the mackem to do EXACTLY the same thing. Can't remember but I think that Keane lost it this time. Quality though, taking the piss out of psycho boy like that. Alex Rae. Both hailarious and legendry. My other favourite moment also features Roy Keane, when McAteer told him to put it in his book at the Stadium. I can't find a picture of it though, where he is miming writing a book. The craziest thing I have seen would be the game against Charlton where we scored 3 own goals. It was just totally bizarre. BTW Bonk, how is the ex-Sunderland contingent getting on at Toronto? Mind jogging my memory which players are former Sunlun' ones? The team itself is doing okay, we're a respectable 5-7-2 and just picked up our first away win the other night. Absolutely shocking football, though. You don't see too many 0-0 draws, always goals filling the back of the net at least. If I remeber correctly Toronto have signed Danny Dichio, Carl Robinson and Andy Welsh. All of whom did a job a Sunderland. Glad to hear they are doing well as a team though. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
midds Posted July 6, 2007 Share Posted July 6, 2007 One I wish I'd saw was something I saw on the SMB once. Sunderland had a freekick against Man United, and Roy Keane is standing in front of the Sunderland players gathered round the ball, stopping them taking it, and making his mouth go to the ref. Anyway the ref sends him away, at which point one of the mackem players lobs the ball at Keane's head. It bounces back in a perfect arc and into the same lad's hands. Keane spins round thinking someone's clipped him, ready to kick off, and the mackems all do the whistling-nonchalantly-looking-anywhere-but-at-Keane innocent thing. Keane, looking confused, turns around and walks off again, only for the mackem to do EXACTLY the same thing. Can't remember but I think that Keane lost it this time. Quality though, taking the piss out of psycho boy like that. Alex Rae. Both hailarious and legendry. My other favourite moment also features Roy Keane, when McAteer told him to put it in his book at the Stadium. I can't find a picture of it though, where he is miming writing a book. The craziest thing I have seen would be the game against Charlton where we scored 3 own goals. It was just totally bizarre. BTW Bonk, how is the ex-Sunderland contingent getting on at Toronto? Mind jogging my memory which players are former Sunlun' ones? The team itself is doing okay, we're a respectable 5-7-2 and just picked up our first away win the other night. Absolutely shocking football, though. You don't see too many 0-0 draws, always goals filling the back of the net at least. If I remeber correctly Toronto have signed Danny Dichio, Carl Robinson and Andy Welsh. All of whom did a job a Sunderland. Glad to hear they are doing well as a team though. Assistant groundsman, hot-dog seller and turnstile operator respectively... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
safc Posted July 6, 2007 Share Posted July 6, 2007 Assistant groundsman, hot-dog seller and turnstile operator respectively... To be honest, Andy Welsh was that lightweight, I doubt he could manage to hold the ticket stubs. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Morph Posted July 6, 2007 Share Posted July 6, 2007 Tbh i've not really seen that many crazy things at matches. Probs have to go for the floodlight failure at the Reebok when I was there to see a friendly between Bolton and WBA. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest cfhpantera27 Posted July 12, 2007 Share Posted July 12, 2007 David Healy scoring a hat-trick against Spain good times Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
NSG Posted July 12, 2007 Share Posted July 12, 2007 When we went to the Bedlington Terries vs Newcastle Reserves in the NSC a couple of seasons ago, a lad asked the Bedlington coach if he could buy a terriers top, so the coach whipped one out the kit bag, complete with squad number, and pocketed the 20 quid Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Bonk Posted July 12, 2007 Share Posted July 12, 2007 One I wish I'd saw was something I saw on the SMB once. Sunderland had a freekick against Man United, and Roy Keane is standing in front of the Sunderland players gathered round the ball, stopping them taking it, and making his mouth go to the ref. Anyway the ref sends him away, at which point one of the mackem players lobs the ball at Keane's head. It bounces back in a perfect arc and into the same lad's hands. Keane spins round thinking someone's clipped him, ready to kick off, and the mackems all do the whistling-nonchalantly-looking-anywhere-but-at-Keane innocent thing. Keane, looking confused, turns around and walks off again, only for the mackem to do EXACTLY the same thing. Can't remember but I think that Keane lost it this time. Quality though, taking the piss out of psycho boy like that. Alex Rae. Both hailarious and legendry. My other favourite moment also features Roy Keane, when McAteer told him to put it in his book at the Stadium. I can't find a picture of it though, where he is miming writing a book. The craziest thing I have seen would be the game against Charlton where we scored 3 own goals. It was just totally bizarre. BTW Bonk, how is the ex-Sunderland contingent getting on at Toronto? Mind jogging my memory which players are former Sunlun' ones? The team itself is doing okay, we're a respectable 5-7-2 and just picked up our first away win the other night. Absolutely shocking football, though. You don't see too many 0-0 draws, always goals filling the back of the net at least. If I remeber correctly Toronto have signed Danny Dichio, Carl Robinson and Andy Welsh. All of whom did a job a Sunderland. Glad to hear they are doing well as a team though. Dichio has done quite well as has Welsh. I reckon they've found their level. Dichio is a Toronto FC legend, also our leading goal scorer. Welsh scored our first goal in club history and Robinson has chipped in one as well. I thought Dichio was from West Brom? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest henke Posted July 12, 2007 Share Posted July 12, 2007 the mad Sunderland steward at the stadium of s****, who got in the hull because we were tormenting him lol Thats what i was going to say. It just capped off such an amazing day. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Bonk Posted July 12, 2007 Share Posted July 12, 2007 the mad Sunderland steward at the stadium of s****, who got in the hull because we were tormenting him lol Thats what i was going to say. It just capped off such an amazing day. Mind elaborating on the story? I remember someone mentioned it back when, but I'm always up for laughing at stupidity. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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