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Aye played some decent stuff, was mainly the 2nd half when the balls were getting hoofed upto Carroll, mainly from Given.

 

Won a fair few like, would have been interesting to see Martins or Owen sniffing about. That's different to just whacking it out of defence every time.

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This will be our first eleven when we start the season.

 

 

...........................................Given...................................

 

....Geremi...............Rozen...............Sol.............Zoggy...

 

 

..........................................Diop..................................

 

 

.......................Barton.......................Ballack.....................

 

 

........................................Deco.....................................

 

 

...............................Owen..............Viduka.................

 

 

 

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Lets face it. We're not signing anyone else, the review of the club is going to take till 2010, Joey Barton's going to play two games then get taken to jail, there's no cash, Ashley's millions are all tied up in offshore bank accounts and nobody wants to buy Kieron Dyer. I still think it's going to be a good season, and here's why.

 

First, the manager. Big Sam's had years of practice working with next to no money in a division where even newly promoted sides regularly outspent him; and he prospered. The lads aren't going to lack for motivation and discipline this season.

 

Second, the forward line. Owen, Martins, Viduka, and Ameobi (yes, Ameobi, I'm a fan) are a front line most sides in this division would give their eye teeth for. Only Man Utd have a better selection of forwards, Liverpool have some talents and some misfits, Arsenal have to find out if they've got a good replacement for Henry, and without Drogba Chelsea are lacking. We may not have a contender for the golden boot, but the days of watching Martins trying to carry the fight by himself with Sibierski rushing up from midfield to support are gone. Hell, I'd even forgotten about Luque, ten million pounds of Spanish forward, bristling with intent, he could still be the best signing of two seasons ago (lets not get carried away, ed.).

 

The midfields not bad either. Even allowing for Barton doing porridge in the near future it's pretty good. Butt, Geremi, Emre, Solano, Milner and N'Zogbia isn't a bad set of players, plenty of variety, players who can do a job on both sides of the pitch; plus of course Kieron Dyer, who'll be working out about now that the only way he's going to get out of here is by looking like a player worth buying, at least until Christmas.

 

Finally, there's the defence; and the good news is it's no worse than last year. Moore's gone, Bramble's gone, Gooch has gone, but really who cares? They were all either injured or rubbish all the time. Now we've got no choice but to start Rozenhal and Taylor; so what if Ramage, Huntington and Edgar are going to get games, they did all right last season - they're older now, bigger, more experienced and in Geremi we've even got someone to do that whole pointing and shouting thing that's always seemed beyond our defence in previous seasons. Plus by Christmas Big Sam will have them so well drilled on set pieces that we can forget all about that whole 'corner, panic in the area, sliced clearance, GOAL' problem that's been following us around like a stray dog for the last ten years.

 

But what I'm really looking forward to is the return of vibrant attacking football. Now the squads thin, so we need a tactic to ration our defenders, for me the only way out is to adopt a strategy of absolutely pummeling any side that comes to St James' Park in a 'we're gonna score one more than you' style. Sure against the top sides we might risk a kicking, but we'll blow away the rest. Remember Keegan playing Asprilla as a wingback?

 

                                  Given

 

Dyer        Rozenhal            Taylor         N'Zogbia

 

 

               Geremi         Butt          Milner

 

  

         Owen             Viduka                Martins

 

 

Bench : Harper, Ameobi, Solano, Emre, Carr

 

Bloody hell, I've forgotten Luque again - we are *blessed* with talent I tell you, *blessed*

 

(As I type this my upstairs neighbour puts on Sultans of Swing, it's a sign I tell you!)

 

There you go, it's going to be a great year, we've already beaten Juve and Celtic. I don't know what you're all worried about.

 

:celb: :celb: :celb: :celb: :celb: :celb: :celb:

 

What a pile of shite, you forget to mention that Allardyce is going to resign, he'll be replaced by Souness with Roeder as DOF.

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Aye played some decent stuff, was mainly the 2nd half when the balls were getting hoofed upto Carroll, mainly from Given.

 

I admit i didn't see the juve game, but i heard we played good stuff.

i was at the celtic game and we played fucking awesome, we spread it wide had lots of variety of passing that i havent seen since 2004, it was great to watch.

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Sunderland losing 1-0 to Cork City 15 minutes left. They are playin s****. Cork fans singing can we play you every week!

 

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Sunderland losing 1-0 to Cork City 15 minutes left. They are playin s****. Cork fans singing can we play you every week!

 

:clap2:

 

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woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh

they suck!

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Richardson missed by country mile when trying a shot in the 78th minute, the ball even went over the stand and out of the ground.

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Lets face it. We're not signing anyone else, the review of the club is going to take till 2010, Joey Barton's going to play two games then get taken to jail, there's no cash, Ashley's millions are all tied up in offshore bank accounts and nobody wants to buy Kieron Dyer. I still think it's going to be a good season, and here's why.

 

First, the manager. Big Sam's had years of practice working with next to no money in a division where even newly promoted sides regularly outspent him; and he prospered. The lads aren't going to lack for motivation and discipline this season.

 

Second, the forward line. Owen, Martins, Viduka, and Ameobi (yes, Ameobi, I'm a fan) are a front line most sides in this division would give their eye teeth for. Only Man Utd have a better selection of forwards, Liverpool have some talents and some misfits, Arsenal have to find out if they've got a good replacement for Henry, and without Drogba Chelsea are lacking. We may not have a contender for the golden boot, but the days of watching Martins trying to carry the fight by himself with Sibierski rushing up from midfield to support are gone. Hell, I'd even forgotten about Luque, ten million pounds of Spanish forward, bristling with intent, he could still be the best signing of two seasons ago (lets not get carried away, ed.).

 

The midfields not bad either. Even allowing for Barton doing porridge in the near future it's pretty good. Butt, Geremi, Emre, Solano, Milner and N'Zogbia isn't a bad set of players, plenty of variety, players who can do a job on both sides of the pitch; plus of course Kieron Dyer, who'll be working out about now that the only way he's going to get out of here is by looking like a player worth buying, at least until Christmas.

 

Finally, there's the defence; and the good news is it's no worse than last year. Moore's gone, Bramble's gone, Gooch has gone, but really who cares? They were all either injured or rubbish all the time. Now we've got no choice but to start Rozenhal and Taylor; so what if Ramage, Huntington and Edgar are going to get games, they did all right last season - they're older now, bigger, more experienced and in Geremi we've even got someone to do that whole pointing and shouting thing that's always seemed beyond our defence in previous seasons. Plus by Christmas Big Sam will have them so well drilled on set pieces that we can forget all about that whole 'corner, panic in the area, sliced clearance, GOAL' problem that's been following us around like a stray dog for the last ten years.

 

But what I'm really looking forward to is the return of vibrant attacking football. Now the squads thin, so we need a tactic to ration our defenders, for me the only way out is to adopt a strategy of absolutely pummeling any side that comes to St James' Park in a 'we're gonna score one more than you' style. Sure against the top sides we might risk a kicking, but we'll blow away the rest. Remember Keegan playing Asprilla as a wingback?

 

                                  Given

 

Dyer        Rozenhal            Taylor         N'Zogbia

 

 

               Geremi         Butt          Milner

 

   

         Owen             Viduka                Martins

 

 

Bench : Harper, Ameobi, Solano, Emre, Carr

 

Bloody hell, I've forgotten Luque again - we are *blessed* with talent I tell you, *blessed*

 

(As I type this my upstairs neighbour puts on Sultans of Swing, it's a sign I tell you!)

 

There you go, it's going to be a great year, we've already beaten Juve and Celtic. I don't know what you're all worried about.

 

:celb: :celb: :celb: :celb: :celb: :celb: :celb:

great post  :thup:

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Far too many miserable fuckers on this forum.

 

We'll get the players we need, a left back will come in (either Bridge or Riise) with Campbell and Faye coming in to fill in at the back and midfield, expect Taylor to be switched to right back too.

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Far too many miserable fuckers on this forum.

 

We'll get the players we need, a left back will come in (either Bridge or Riise) with Campbell and Faye coming in to fill in at the back and midfield, expect Taylor to be switched to right back too.

 

You've had your moments, or was that just a month long WUM attempt?  :laugh:

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Right we have loads of strikers so play them all and we will win every game :)

                                                                Given

 

                                      nobby              Taylor              Rozen

 

                                                Milner Shola Carrol Luque

 

                                                          oba viduka  Owen

 

sorted :)

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