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Nobody

Nobody

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Jamie Milner is brazillian

We wont sell for 20 million

On the wing he's Fucking brilliant

Jamie Jamie Milner

 

Or

 

When Jamie Goes Marching down the wing

Milner Milner

When Jamie Goes Marching idown the wing

Milner Milner

When Jamie Goes Marching idown the wing

All the georide boys will sing

We all know that Jamie's gunna score

 

Lalalalalalalalalala

First one is class

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kane2005

kane2005

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He's Big

He's Cezch

He'll break your fucking neck

Rozenhal

Rozenhal

 

Enrique Wooahoo

Enrique Wooahoo

He's not Iglesias

Or Cesc Fabregas

Enrique....

 

Tune: Daddy Cool

 

Alan Smiiiiiith

Alan Smith

 

Tune: King of rock an roll

 

Hot dog , Jumping Frog , Albert Luque

 

There is lots more we have , some are long ones , some are short ones.

 

 

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NSG

NSG

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The Alan Smith song is soooooo shit, but it'll stick.

 

How about:

 

"He's thick, he's scouse, he'll fucking rob ya house, Joey Beeeeee, Joey Beeeee."

 

or...

 

To "we hate nottingham forest.."

 

"Rob Lee stole my limoooooo

my limo stole Rob Leeeeeeee

AND LEICESTER

Rob Lee stole my liiiiimo

My limo stole rob lee"

 

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Dokko

Dokko

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Mike Ashley,

has a billion,

so we'll sign Kaka for sixty million,

something something something something

Big Sam's black and white arrrrrr-meeeeee.

 

same tune as the Jimmy Milner one.

 

took me all of 3 minutes...

 

I couldn't tell like.  O0

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kane2005

kane2005

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This club is my club,

Made out of two clubs,

To form United,

Oh what a great club,

We'll always be there

Win, Lose we don't care

We are the geordies of

NUUUUFC

 

 

This year up,

Next year down,

Roy Keane likes to wank his hound with a nick nack paddy whack he gives his dog a wank,

Roy Keane's still a fucking manc!

 

Alladyce is magic,

he wear a magic hat,

and when he saw st james,

he said i fancy that,

He didn't sign for city,

or wigan cause their shite,

So he became a Geordie,

And set the place alight.

 

Tune: Sting - Englishman in New York

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=doYNBHE8Yes 1:35 - 1:55

 

Woahh! I'm a Geordie lad,

I'll support through good and bad,

I'm black and white in my soul...

Woahh! I'm a Geordie lad,

I'll support through good and bad,

I'm black and white in my soul

 

 

'Geremi! Geremi! If Damien Duff don't tickle her muff we'll send in Geremi!

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WarrenBartonCentrePartin

WarrenBartonCentrePartin

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Mike Ashley,

has a billion,

so we'll sign Kaka for sixty million,

something something something something

Big Sam's black and white arrrrrr-meeeeee.

 

same tune as the Jimmy Milner one.

 

took me all of 3 minutes...

 

I couldn't tell like.  O0

 

was gonna nab my username and have "Joey Barton, no centre partin, la la la la la" but thought I'd be "creative"

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Dave

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Copacobana tune:

 

His name is Jose, Jose Enrique

He'll be flying down the wing, he can do everything

Better than Baba, cos he's not baba

 

Etc. Can't be arsed with the rest, but his name fits in well with the song, and the chorus in particular. :lol:

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NSG

NSG

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Mike Ashley,

has a billion,

so we'll sign Kaka for sixty million,

something something something something

Big Sam's black and white arrrrrr-meeeeee.

 

same tune as the Jimmy Milner one.

 

took me all of 3 minutes...

 

I couldn't tell like.  O0

 

was gonna nab my username and have "Joey Barton, no centre partin, la la la la la" but thought I'd be "creative"

 

Joey Barton, got nee partin has already been done :D

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Copacobana tune:

 

His name is Luis, Luis Enrique

He'll be flying down the wing, he can do everything

Better than Baba, cos he's not baba

 

Etc. Can't be arsed with the rest, but his name fits in well with the song, and the chorus in particular.

 

We signed Luis Enrique? 

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Dokko

Dokko

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Copacobana tune:

 

His name is Luis, Luis Enrique

He'll be flying down the wing, he can do everything

Better than Baba, cos he's not baba

 

Etc. Can't be arsed with the rest, but his name fits in well with the song, and the chorus in particular. :lol:

 

Luis Enrique?

 

:lol:

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Dokko

Dokko

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I could go on an on but it may get boring.

 

Like i said in another thread, i doubt most fan will even have a clue what you are singing most of the time, maybe the ones surrounding you, but 70% of the stadium wont, about time you got a song book, if you are going to be serious about this.

 

 

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Wallace

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Hope some of the new songs catch on as I too am so bored with there's only one ......

 

Any songs for Shay as after 10 years, I think he deserves his own song.

 

Personally hate all the anti Sunderland songs.  Of late it seems that we are more interested in singing about hating them that supporting our own team.

 

Is it true about restrictions to bringing flags into the ground?  Would like to see more - think it always looks class at Liverpool with their banners.

 

I certainly support the efforts to improve the atmosphere.  Have to admit that I will always join in if everyone around me is singing but stay quiet if everyone else is.

 

Those few Sampdoria fans on Sunday made a hell of a noise.

 

The atmosphere created at Marseille was class and fascinating to watch the ends take it in turns to chant back at each other.

 

 

 

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kane2005

kane2005

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Was a joke song a while back.

 

owen, wherever you may be,

your up and runnin but you dont fool me,

we dont give a shit, coz your not fully fit,

17million, you theiven git

 

We've got Stevie Harper

He's not from Seaham Harbour

He's from Red Star

He knows Lee Clark

 

Why ye kna, why ye kna (Yellow Submarine)

 

 

Oba Martins from Nigeria

He took number 9 from Shearer

against Thottenham he scored a screamer

Obafemi Martins......

 

Tune: Hard-Fi - Cash Machine

0:54 to 1:14

We've beat Barca, We've beat Man U, Even Feyonoard,

We've Followed our club around England and even abroad,

One of these days we'll see our boys hold up some silverware,

Better believe it,

Passionate since 1892.

 

 

Tune: Hard-Fi - Living For The Weekend

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kym2oBNkqR8&mode=related&search= 1:02 to 1:18

We sing in the Pubs,

We're proud of our club,

Ho'way the magpies, We're the famous toon army,

We may have no trophy,

But we have our pride,

We'll follow Newcastle, any-day any-time.

 

The Monkees - I'm a Beleiver

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2GiF6ElEqN4

 

I thought love was only true in fairy tales,

 

But wanking off pet dogs is not for me,

 

A bone was used to bribe him,

 

That's the way it seemed,

 

All the mackams watched on as he creamed,

 

Did you know Roy Keane,

 

Wanks off his retreiver!,

 

There’s not a trace, of doubt in my mind

 

He’s in love! (Ooooh Aaaah) with his retreiver, he couldn’t leave him if he tried.

 

 

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