Aphrodite

Shola the 'elder statesman' of the team I could cry

What a fucking terrible goal

Dat defending

Seeing as he's in charge of 'playing style' and we're by all accounts playing total turboshite, can we not get rid of this fucker yet?

I actually said to someone the other day "I'm sure they'll even find a way to balls up installing the gates". And they have Cracking

Phil Dowd's lost a bit of weight.. http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2013/08/02/article-2383646-1B18EAC4000005DC-589_306x476.jpg

womblemaster is crackers

What did he say? "We're off to Shearer's Bar now to celebrate.. oh wait"

We're a proper joke aren't we

Poor bloke whoever has to read a statement on behalf of Kinnear On a hiding to nothing

I tend to ignore the media speculation but the fact it took so long to announce Kinnear's appointment was a clear sign to me that there's chaos behind the scenes- I can't think of any other reason it could take so long.

Oh fuck I didn't see the Fenham Mag's post I'm sorry wormy

They won the World cup mate. Cheers. Australia complete in Asian competitions now instead. New Zealand had a shocker and got knocked out by New Caledonia Was only asking, man. Why take the p*ss? How was I taking the piss? I answered both your questions- was laughing at New Zealand not you

Australia complete in Asian competitions now instead. New Zealand had a shocker and got knocked out by New Caledonia

Is that based on anything other than him being a black centre half or not? Could be the next Denzel Washington as well.

Lawro's best bits Excruciating 'You alright?' 'I'm fine'

Listen to it man- listen to the interview http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=kuAVjLpU9cU#! Before I do - are we laughing to hide the tears? Yep

Listen to it man- listen to the interview http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=kuAVjLpU9cU#!

Oh, it gets much worse Christ man, I'm nearly in tears here, 6 minutes in. I want to see a livecam of Ian W listening to it for the first time. It's like 2 girls 1 cup

Oh, it gets much worse

Genuinely, who at the club thought that interview would be a good idea? I want names and telephone numbers

This is going to be one of those nights we remember forever isn't it

Did I just imagine this? The bloke we're paying a three year contract for just went on national radio, talked shite and then called us all thick

Don't think I've laughed that hard for a long time

Our new Director of Football ladies and gentleman Ben Afra